I.Like(BigButts) && I.Lie(False)
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I.Like(BigButts) && I.Lie(False)
I saw this saying a while back and loved it. (it may have even been in a signature here.)
I wrote a good portion of the song at the link, I think you guys could make some good suggestions on some of the lines.
Check it out.
-Adam
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You know, I always wanted to do something similar. I kind of had an idea of making a programming language based off of Ebonics or whatever. So, instead of for loops, one would use for-shizzle loops. Haven't gotten much further than that. Anyone is free to run with this idea, or has this already been done?
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I don't mean for this to come out the way it will (I am white), and the few black programmers I have met speak and write perfect English, but when a black programmer is reading or writing "for each" do they internalize that as "fo each" ? This is something I have wondered about for a long time.
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haha, this is great!
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My brief Ruby version...
# bigbutts.rbclass Rapperdef initialize name@name = name@likes = []@action_queue = []enddef want_to action@action_queue.push actionenddef like something@likes.push something.to_senddef sprung? subjectreturn (subject[:waist] == "itty bitty" && subject[:round_thing] == "in your face")enddef cannot actionself.class.instance_eval dodefine_method(action.to_s + "?", Proc.new { false })endendendclass OtherBrothersdef self.cant_deny= value@@cant_deny = valueenddef self.cant_deny@@cant_denyenddef self.fellas?if @@cant_denyputs "yeah!"return trueelsereturn falseendenddef self.girlfriend_got_the_butt?return "hell yeah!"endendi = Rapper.new("Sir Mix-A-Lot")i.like(:big_butts)i.cannot(:lie)unless i.lie?OtherBrothers.cant_deny = trueendgirl_walks_in = {:waist => "itty bitty", :round_thing => "in your face"}if i.sprung? girl_walks_ini.want_to("pull up tough")endif (OtherBrothers.fellas? && OtherBrothers.fellas?) # double check!puts OtherBrothers.girlfriend_got_the_butt?end
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Worst.Joke.Ever.
[quote user="WeatherGod"]
You know, I always wanted to do something
similar. I kind of had an idea of making a programming language
based off of Ebonics or whatever. So, instead of for loops, one
would use for-shizzle loops. Haven't gotten much further than
that. Anyone is free to run with this idea, or has this already
been done?
[/quote]This is the humour police, you are under arrest.
Give yourself up, don't make it worse on yourself -we've got you
surrounded. So you may as well come on out with your hands in the
air. (Like you just don't care)Oh, and one last thing:
NO FUNNY BUSINESS!
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Years ago on a PowerBuilder project we had a "hungarian notation" standard ... instance variables started with "i" then a letter for the type, boolean = "b" So there were lots of variables like ibDone ... and tests like "if (ibDone) ..." Good fun to read out loud.
There was also a table mapping "logical object" names to class names. All the logical names started with "lo". I added rows to the table ...
loMyBaby
loMyHoney
loMyRagTimeDollSing along if you know the rest ...
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Here I am showing my age again, but back in the 1970's someone at college wrote a lament in Fortran supposedly written out by the computer just before Christmas vacation.
REAL MYPROBLEMS(3)
MYPROBLEMS(1) = VACATION
ME = LONELY
STUDENTS = GONE
MYPRESENTS = 0
IF (ILIKE .EQ. REDSOX .OR. IWANT .EQ. ABEER) NOBODY = CARES
and so forth.
It was
REAL CLEVER
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[quote user="newfweiler"]
STUDENTS = GONE
[/quote]
The real WTF is that the "machine" thought that was a bad thing.
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[quote user="Stan James"]
There was also a table mapping "logical object" names to class names. All the logical names started with "lo". I added rows to the table ...
loMyBaby
loMyHoney
loMyRagTimeDoll[/quote]
Lovely, but...
EXCRUCIATINGLY POINTLESS PEDANTRY ALERT
...it's "loMyRagTimeGal", as I recall, and the references I checked agree.
There's a recording of the song at http://www.frogsonice.com/froggy/mjfrog/index.shtml.
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I like big bucks and I cannot lie
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I spent five minutes on this and then realized I didn't want to spend more than that... I didn't even bother to write it out enough to see it compile.
GetWhiteGirlIntro(); Rapper i = new Rapper("Sir Mix-A-Lot", State.LikeBigButts & State.CannotLie);
List otherBrothers = GetHomeBoys(); Girl girl = Stage.BuildGirlWalkIn(); foreach (HomeBoy brother in otherBrothers) { if (girl.Waist == Waist.IttyBitty && girl.RoundThing.Location.Equals(homie.Face)) { brother.Deny = false; brother.Sprung(); brother.Observe(girl.Jeans.Butt = Butt.Stuffed); } } i.Hooked = true; i.StareTimeout = Double.MaxValue; IRequest getWitCha = new BabyRequest(i, girl); request.Actions.Add(new TakePictureAction(girl)); try { foreach(HomeBoy homie in otherBrothers) { homie.Warn(i); } } finally { i.SetMood(State.SoHorny, new Reason(girl.Butt)); } Car benz = Garage.GetCar("Benz"); i.Car = benz; while (girl.DesiredLocation == i.Car) girl.Use(i);