Has anyone read @Nagesh's profile?
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My body is filled with hardness why because I am working hardly
...or hardly working ;-)
all batters are running everywhere why because they are afraiding my balls
Wow! You must have a hard time walking.
My balls are bouncing too much high. That is very danger for them.
A good jock strap will fix that.
Morning I am going to jim and I am pumping like anything
Jim's a very lucky guy.
Filed under: This guy's a comedy genius!
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Am out of likes but this is too funny to just let it pass by.
Although I'm still wondering who's the real funny one @Nagesh's balls or @DoctorJones
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This link says his profile text is an "actual letter (taken from the Times of India ) in response to a `Marriage Proposal' advertisement"
Whether that means @Nagesh is Hiralal reusing his texts, or if his profile text is fake... who knows?
Filed under: well, @Nagesh, obviously
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But since there seems to be no such thing as a "Zuarilal Himmatlal High School"... I would assume @Nagesh simply helped himself to some material from a joke that's gone viral.
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I wouldn't be so sure.
You mean he edited his @Nagesh profile while being under the influence of his other personality?
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This link says his profile text is an "actual letter (taken from the Times of India ) in response to a `Marriage Proposal' advertisement"
He said this himself in the last topic where someone noticed his profile.
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You mean he edited his @Nagesh profile while being under the influence of his other personality?
I think he's a very confused and complicated individual.
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A beautiful and unique snowflake perhaps.
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I know. We're special snowflakes, he's a beautiful and unique snowflake. And you know where beautiful and unique snowflakes go? They go to that place that Rule 1 is you do not talk about.
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I've asserted my special snowflakeness with a new avatar. Unfortunately, it seems to be broken next to posts for me.
EDIT: It fixed itself.
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You mean he edited his @Nagesh profile while being under the influence of his other personality?
You mean @codinghorror?
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Closed, duplicate post
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I've asserted my special snowflakeness with a new avatar. Unfortunately, it seems to be broken next to posts for me.
Which everyone who wasn't here for the last hour has completely missed.EDIT: It fixed itself.
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Unfortunately, it seems to be broken next to posts for me.
I think .png avatars don't work everywhere, you have to use .jpg. Had the same problem once or twice.
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I think .png avatars don't work everywhere, you have to use .jpg. Had the same problem once or twice.
You're fucking with me? Dicksource does not support png? That might be a larger oversight than not having pagination.
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Which everyone who wasn't here for the last hour has completely missed.
It was this:
But, then @Matches got angry with me, so I changed it back. :(
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I more treated you like a sub.
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sub
Okay, which of the five definitions from Oxford Dictionaries do you mean so I know how offended to be?
- A submarine
- A subscription
- A substitute, especially in a sporting team
- A subeditor
- An advance or loan against expected income
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FFS, look what popped up when I tried to close the tab:
The irony of popping up an alert asking me to take a survey about improving my experience on the site is not lost on me.
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Google wikipedia dom sub. (Nsfw)
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A substitute, especially in a sporting team
Isn't a substitute one of those ladies who hang around on street corners?
Filed under: Where's @Nagesh when you need him?
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Isn't a substitute one of those ladies who hang around on street corners?
No, they're professional stitutes.
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Even the ones who only work weekends?
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Google wikipedia dom sub.
Note to self: never Google anything at work, even if it sounds completely innocent.
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Oops. I thought you knew. I'll nsfw that for you. It's why I didn't onebox it.
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Note to self: never Google anything at work, even if it sounds completely innocent.
On the bright side; you can post that to the bad ideas thread along with a photo of your P45.
Filed under: The silver lining
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I'm sure there's the story of the brown balls on here somewhere.
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Especially the ones who only work weekends.
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Google wikipedia dom sub. (Nsfw)
I was reasonably sure I was being classed as a sub-element of a document object model. How wrong I was. :(
Filed under: You've warped my fragile little mind.
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I guess how that might be relevant on these forums. Touche.
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Google wikipedia dom sub. (Nsfw)
I find it somewhat disturbing that I understood exactly what you meant before even seeing your google suggestion, much less actually googling it.
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@Intercourse said:
You're fucking with me? Dicksource does not support png? That might be a larger oversight than not having pagination.
Oh, it does. But with avatar images there seem to be... issues. Dunno, might have been fixed in the meantime. CBA to find out right now.
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Note to self: never Google anything at work, even if it sounds completely innocent.
Note to @Keith: googling is ok with https, but never click on the search results.
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And you know where beautiful and unique snowflakes go? They go to that place that Rule 1 is you do not talk about.
They go to [spoiler]Fight Club[/spoiler]? Much is explained.
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Note to @Keith: googling is ok with https, but never click on the search results.
Naive if you think they haven't MITM-ed that shit up.
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Markov chains?
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@faoileag said:
Note to @Keith: googling is ok with https, but never click on the search results.
Naive if you think they haven't MITM-ed that shit up.
If your workplace requires you to install malware to work there, run. RUN.And if you are Googling things you shouldn't be and NSFW things are showing up on your screen and your manager walks by behind you, YOU are the man in the middle. Also the man in big trouble.
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worth watching
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Fastfood places wanted to improve serving time, so they added a clock. With that clock they can see when a store is taking too long.
Said stores now ask you to pull forward and park after they take your money.
- Not only making you wait longer, since someone has to find time to leave the store and find you in the lot.
- But also defeating the purpose of drive through.
If I wanted a drive through park combination experience, I'd go to Sonic's... which I won't, because they take 30 mins to deliver a salad.... proving my point from earlier.
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Fastfood places wanted to improve serving time, so they added a clock. With that clock they can see when a store is taking too long.
Said stores now ask you to pull forward and park after they take your money.
- Not only making you wait longer, since someone has to find time to leave the store and find you in the lot.
- But also defeating the purpose of drive through.
If I wanted a drive through park combination experience, I'd go to Sonic's... which I won't, because they take 30 mins to deliver a salad.... proving my point from earlier.
Well it's not like a similar metric for software development, say lines of code, would end as poorly.
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Said stores now ask you to pull forward and park after they take your money.
I've not seen that unless there is something special about your order that will take longer than normal to process. In that case, it gets you out of the queue so they can process other people while you wait.
Filed under: Cue "Soylent Green" joke about processing people.
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I've been at stores where this was every single one of my orders, all being a normal combo with no substitutions.
Of course, all those stores were Taco Bell or McDonalds.
I've stopped going to McDonalds altogether. Told them I won't pull forward for a normal order, and the owner told me that he could ask me not to come back. Apparently it's McDonald's policy now that if it isn't ready when you pull up to the second window, they immediately make you park.
The worker at the window said it loudly so everyone could hear, and I had the next guy in line yelling at me for the next 15 seconds.
I told the owner he should look into why a normal order took so long, and said I wouldn't return.
He said, Oh, you don't have to say that.
So you threaten me, then when I end it, you use some kind of Orwellian form of begging?
Hell with them.
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The worker at the window said it loudly so everyone could hear, and I had the next guy in line yelling at me for the next 15 seconds.
Yes, because you were being a giant dick.
I told the owner he should look into why a normal order took so long, and said I wouldn't return.
Sure, he should. Maybe he did. Shit happens.
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f your workplace requires you to install malware to work there, run. RUN.
you can MITM SSL without malware. Bluecoat makes network appliances for it.Their major markets are dictatorships and corporate America.
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Surely that won't work unless the machine you're browsing on has a root cert that signed a fake certificate, which means either a reputable root CA has been compromised or you have malware in the form of a disreputable root CA being installed.
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I've seen it done in the corporate root certificate form, but also in the "Fuck you just click through the SSL warnings" manner.
Presumably governments just compromise the local root CA.