WTF!? Pterodactyl Porn



  • Yes, this abomination actually exists!

     

    (NSFW, etc, because it's actually porn, you know... but with pterodactyls in it)

     http://www.pornotube.com/media.php?m=32561

    Not much to say but WTF! 



  • ROOOOFL... nice find...

    But seriously I rather prefer stegosaurus porn 



  • Thank God they make you put your birthdate in... otherwise who knows how many young pterodactyls' minds would be corrupted!

     Seriously, I was going to say "The REAL WTF is the age verification" ... but, I figure we've had enough of that. :)
     



  • Nah, the real WTF is that there are still directors who believes that dino- and pterosaurs coexisted with troglodytes. I'll take some good, honest, realistic  mastodon- and mammoth porn anyday over this historically absurd anachronism!



  • There's some people out there with some really weird fantasies!



  • I've seen goatse, tubgirl and lemonparty and lots of more sick stuff, and I thought I had seen it all, but this is.... new. I guess this one bash.org quote just says it best:

    <Razhal> The internet is a beautiful place....
    <Razhal> Because no matter what kind of twisted freak you are, you've got a friend out there :D
    <Razhal> You could ask the internet "Find people who have sex with goats on fire."
    <Razhal> And internet will ask you, "What kind of goats?"

     



  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I really wish that I'd been a fly on the wall when this was suggested and discussed in the porn studio.

     

    Guy 1: "Maybe next time we should try dressing the men up as pterodactyls.

    Everyone else: "............................."

     Director: "OMG!!! That is an awesome idea. Let's do it"

    Everyone else: "................................" 



  •  

    'Curious Perversions' indeed.

    This is what the internet was invented for - God Bless America. 

    Oh and that glove-puppet head that appears half way through!

     And furthermore, who is going to be first to say that Paula's found her true calling at last?

     

     



  • The Real WTF™ is that the site treats the Linux Flash plugin as "an
    insufficient version of Flash."  But I give them due credit for
    having a "bypass Flash detection" link;  I've been to other
    Flash-required sites that don't have such a link, and thus totally lock
    out Linux users.



  • So that's a bug in how the Linux player identifies itself. Or a "difference" at least, that fools the site, which has poor detection. I assume the version you have actually is sufficient?



  • [quote user="dhromed"]So that's a bug in how the Linux player identifies itself. Or a "difference" at least, that fools the site, which has poor detection. I assume the version you have actually is sufficient?
    [/quote]

    Since there is still no flash player 8 or 9 for linux, it probably isn't. I mean, the site still works (I use linux, too), but their player was probably created with flash 9, so they just put up a warning that tells you "Hey, you can still use this page if you want, but we won't guarantee that it'll work.". That probably saves them some support work. 


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