Great Receptionist Resume...



  • This is from an actual resume that we got for a Receptionist position...





  • AWESOME!!!!!


    ID un KNoww    hoW to typ ebut Iwa nta typing position!



  • Team player with independently abilities?

    I know those words, but that makes no sense.



  • @AustinW said:

    This is from an actual resume that we got for a Receptionist position...

    "Objective: To obtain a Clerical position within your company"


    That single sentence gives everything away. I'm hard pressed to consider it unique amongst a pool of well-qualified people (yes, even receptionists can be well qualified).
    People who set low objectives always deliver WTF results.



  • @themagni said:

    Team player with independently abilities?

    I know those words, but that makes no sense.

    Are you trying to imply that this person's abilities are not independently?  How dare you!



  • @themagni said:

    Team player with independently abilities?

    I know those words, but that makes no sense.


    "Exclusive research skills with details"

    ??



  • At least he/she has knowledge of E-Mail and Internet.  :)



  • Job Req: Literacy not required



  • Clearly the applicant was attempting to demonstrate the ability to type
    "wit minor mistakes".  This way he/she can't be accused of lying
    on his/her resume.






  • Where to begin....

    1. Goal is to be a receptionist. Dream on you dreamer.
    2. "independently abilities". Let's hope whoever's dictating has better grammar.
    3. Office 2000. Great skill set, as long as you received this resume 4 years ago.
    4. Knowledge of e-mail and the Internet. Well as long as she's grasped these newfangled technological advances, I say hire her.
    5. Exactly what typing speed is considered reasonable?
    6. Whoa whoa she can research stuff, AND get details? We got a winner.

     

    And remember guys, those were the highlights. It all goes downhill from here.



  • @Manni said:

    2. "independently abilities". Let's hope whoever's dictating has better grammar.
    3. Office 2000. Great skill set, as long as you received this resume 4 years ago.
    4. Knowledge of e-mail and the Internet. Well as long as she's grasped these newfangled technological advances, I say hire her.



    My company would hire her in a second. Our current office staff keep forgetting how to use email.


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