Dell Battery Replacement Program
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From the email after registering for my new battery:
Date: /*DateTime*/<o:p> </o:p>
Dear Customer,<o:p></o:p>
Thank you for ...
/*DateTime*/? WTF? You would think Dell of all people could send a decent email.
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Obviously they're using the new mail client MadLibsMail, and neglected to fill in one of the fields. Sample form:
Dear Customer,
Thank you for /verb/ing a /product name/ from us. If you're not /adverb/ly /adjective/ with the results, feel free to /verb/ it /direction/ your /body part/.
/Adverb/ly,
Dell Customer Service
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@cconroy said:
Obviously they're using the new mail client MadLibsMail, and neglected to fill in one of the fields. Sample form:
Dear Customer,
Thank you for /verb/ing a /product name/ from us. If you're not /adverb/ly /adjective/ with the results, feel free to /verb/ it /direction/ your /body part/.
/Adverb/ly,
Dell Customer Service
ROFL!
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That's not like the email I got:
Dear Customer,
If you are able to read this, it's not too late to replace your Dell battery!...
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@cconroy said:
Dear Customer,
Thank you for /verb/ing a /product name/ from us. If you're not /adverb/ly /adjective/ with the results, feel free to /verb/ it /direction/ your /body part/.
/Adverb/ly,
Dell Customer Service
Ok, my turn first
verb1 = fu*k
product name = bastard
adverb1 = extreme
adjective = happy
verb2 = shove
direction = up
body part = ass
adverb2 = "kissmyass"
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It aint made-up. Its in the Dell-instructions for the serviceguys
