سمَـَّوُوُحخ ̷̴̐خ ̷̴̐خ ̷̴̐خ امارتيخ ̷̴̐خ

[tufty]

Sure hope nobody's using older OSX or iOS

Filed under: Except @codinghorror, of course

[GOG]

I found myself trying to read that...

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Filed under: on reflection: not the best idea

[chubertdev]

هذا هو السبب في أننا لا يمكن أن يكون أشياء لطيفة.

[GOG]

@chubertdev said:

هذا هو السبب في أننا لا يمكن أن يكون أشياء لطيفة

Much better.

[Keith]

What's the man with the top hat planning to do with that scythe?

[Matches]

The Amish are friendly folk. Don't worry about it.

[Arantor]

Is this another game of Mornington Crescent?

[presidentsdaughter]

Google translate suggests
سمَـَّوُوُحخ ̷̴̐خ ̷̴̐خ ̷̴̐خ اماراتيه ̷̴̐خ

But either
Smoouhkh ̷̴̐ ̷̴̐ x x x ̷̴̐ Amartykh ̷̴̐ x
or
Smoouhkh ̷̴̐ ̷̴̐ x x x ̷̴̐ Emirati ̷̴̐ x

Doesn't make sense

@chubertdev said:

هذا هو السبب في أننا لا يمكن أن يكون أشياء لطيفة.

وأنا أتفق

[Matches]

File:///

So long as we're fucking with mac users.

[tufty]

@presidentsdaughter said:

Doesn't make sense

It doesn't need to. This may elucidate

[riking]

It's not supposed to make sense.

Ars Staff  /  Aug 29, 2013  /  Tech

Rendering bug crashes OS X, iOS apps with string of Arabic characters (Updated)

CoreText bug crashes any iOS 6 and OS X programs that use the API.

[darkmatter]

[spoiler]Real scenario - We had some software that linked to files as file:/// on vpn.
iPad basically says "Sucks to be you." Users basically say, "Make it work or you're out."
 
Solution? Gigabytes worth of files being served as webpages by the webserver reading the file in and serving on http. The gripe here... wasting hours of my time replicating a feature that should "just work."[/spoiler]

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Filed Under: [spoiler]Apple is the worst of the worst. Also, سمَـَّوُوُحخ ̷̴̐خ ̷̴̐خ ̷̴̐خ اماراتيه ̷̴̐خ looks even cooler in blue with a grey aura. And what is the edit count limit @Matches? I like editting for kicks; I want to know how many I can do before it shits on me. Not-so-ninja edit because damnit I'm bored, it's 1am, and insomnia is worse than the worst of the worst.[/spoiler]

[sam]

This new text effect you are going for is making me dizzy. I work standing up, really hoping I do not wake up in a pool of blood with a broken chin.

[darkmatter]

[spoiler]You're at work now?
Where the hell?
Sorry?
Not-so-ninja: Sydney, Australia. Nevermind, you guys have your location where none of the rest of us do. How's the weather been on that side of the planet?
[/spoiler]

[Luhmann]

@darkmatter said:

you guys have your location where none of the rest of us do.

They are normal people. When asked for their location they actually put their location up instead of pulling out of their ass.

Feature request: there is no ass emoji

[ben_lubar]

looks kinda like a butt

[darkmatter]

[spoiler]I see a peach, not a butt?[/spoiler]

[Luhmann]

@darkmatter said:

I see a peach, not a butt?

Your mind is obviously not dirty enough for this forum.

[dhromed]

@sam said:

This new text effect you are going for is making me dizzy. I work standing up, really hoping I do not wake up in a pool of blood with a broken chin.

You and abarker could do with a firmware update for your visual cortex.

[dhromed]

@ben_lubar said:

looks kinda like a butt

Like the buttfruit in Animal Crossing.

[Onyx]

@sam said:

I work standing up

Found @sam's picture. @codinghorror is the bald one pointing at people doing it wrong. Poor @sam can't get any work done because he's blinded by the glare of that shiny waxed head. Also, spoiler tag abuse.

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Filed under: Imagine the flare on that head if Abrams directed TNG

[agbeladem]

@chubertdev said:

هذا هو السبب في أننا لا يمكن أن يكون أشياء لطيفة.

You put the full stop at the beginning (on the right). Can't read arabic but I don't believe this is arabic. Gotcha, mwahahaha 3:-)

[chubertdev]

@agbeladem said:

You put the full stop at the beginning (on the right). Can't read arabic but I don't believe this is arabic. Gotcha, mwahahaha 3:-)

Google Translate did, actually.

[error]

@darkmatter said:

[spoiler]<a><i>I see a peach, not a butt?</i></a>[/spoiler]