Does anyone else think Alex's avatar looks like Osama B.L.?
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(especially in the little image) Or is it just me...?
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So we're just making topics for the sake of making topics now? Okay, then.
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What? There was a point to all this?
Damn - I missed that.
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Technically, there's no point to anything, so just go crazy, I guess.
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You're right, Ben, all topics should only be about Dwarf Fortress or this is just a waste of time.
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Technically, there's no point to anything, so just go crazy, I guess.
Well that's wonderfully depressing..
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No, that's just you. I get more of a Bruce Campbell vibe.
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Jay Leno would be the cheap jibe, but I like to go farther.
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There, now this topic has a point.
User was banned for this post.Filed Under: I wish, When I'm mod…
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@joe_edwards said:
Filed Under: I wish, When I'm mod…
Sorry, not gonna happen. But if you support me and pstorer's strike, I'll make sure you get an extra ration card for goat lard each month. That's just the kind of Apparatchik I am.
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But if you support me and pstorer's strike, I'll make sure you get an extra ration card for goat lard each month.
Personally, I think you guys should be the first up against the wall, but that's because I heard the chocolate ration was being raised to 30g next week.
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But if you support me and pstorer's strike, I'll make sure you get an extra ration card for goat lard each month.
I'll support it for two.Filed Under: negotiating vote prices
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especially in the little i
Actaully ... it's a morph of Tugberk Ugurlu, famous for the TugberkUg libraries including: http://www.nuget.org/packages/TugberkUg.MVC/
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I'll support it for two.
Sorry, Comrade, if I do it for you I have to do it for everybody. But I might be able to get you a bucket of paint to spruce up the interior walls of your cement apartment. Do you want Grey or Off-Grey?
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Personally, I think you guys should be the first up against the wall, but that's because I heard the chocolate ration was being raised to 30g next week.
I'll make you a deal: your chocolate ration will be raised to 25g and--after a suitable show-trial--pstorer will go up against the wall.
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I'll make you a deal: your chocolate ration will be raised to 25g and--after a suitable show-trial--pstorer will go up against the wall.
This sounds
like win-windoubleplusgood.
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and--after a suitable show-trial--pstorer will go up against the wall.
I swear, if I'm dragged before one more kangaroo court that isn't presided over by a kangaroo in a robe, I'm done with this Glorious Revolution.
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I'll make you a deal: your chocolate ration will be raised to 25g and--after a suitable show-trial--pstorer will go up against the wall.
Next year they'll raise it to 20g.
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Filed Under: Why can't the english spell properly?
They can't be bothered to learn our language.
Filed Under: ['Murica](#tag), [USA! USA! USA!](#tag)
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Nah it looks more like a cover to one of the classic melt films. Go watch Street Trash if you are unsure of what I mean
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@vote4sale said:
I swear, if I'm dragged before one more kangaroo court that isn't presided over by a kangaroo in a robe, I'm done with this Glorious Revolution.
Sorry, we had to slaughter all of the kangaroos and I've been passing them off as "goat lard" to keep the idiot proles happy. God they are so stupid and easily-manipulated into supporting me.
Wait, only people in the Outer Party can read this, right?
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@joe_edwards said:
Next year they'll raise it to 20g.
Unless the WHO stick their noses in and massively increase it to 10g.
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Sorry, we had to slaughter all of the kangaroos and I've been passing them off as "goat lard" to keep the idiot proles happy. God they are so stupid and easily-manipulated into supporting me.
Hey, wait, are you saying this extra ration card is worthless!?
Filed Under: [Viva la revolución!](#tag)
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@joe_edwards said:
Next year they'll raise it to 20g.
Close. We're raising you to an endless chocolate ration, but your mouth starts out being filled with only the most-recent 1g you have not yet eaten. Then you can get an additional 0.2g at-a-time, until you either give up because the chocolate comes too slowly or you suffocate to death on chocolate.
Oh, and the "endless chocolate" might be coming out of someone else, second-hand.
Filed under: Human Choco-pede
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@joe_edwards said:
Hey, wait, are you saying this extra ration card is worthless!?
<hr>Filed Under: Viva la revolución!Hey, you weren't supposed to see that. Well, I'll make sure the appropriate people are punished.
To make this up to you, Comrade, I am giving you a ration card for 400g of animal eggs.
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a ration card for 400g of animal eggs.
That is disturbingly vague. What sort of animal?
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That is disturbingly vague. What sort of animal?
The human animal.
Filed Under: [♬ You are a hu-man an-i-mal…](#tag)
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@joe_edwards said:
The human animal.
Now the question is which way it was retrieved and if naturally expelled do you make up the weight with what is expelled with the egg?
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I assure you that it is just you.
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Now the question is which way it was retrieved and if naturally expelled do you make up the weight with what is expelled with the egg?
Gotta do something useful with all those bodies before they're dumped and buried in a deep trench with a backhoe.
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@joe_edwards said:
The human animal.
That seems like it could be extremely lucrative on the black market, if the eggs are sufficiently fresh — much more valuable than a few grams of chocolate.
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I'm impressed at how far this topic has strayed from the OP, even by TDWTF standards!
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@loopback0: indeed a nice toaster. And it even gets the number of days right!
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Yeah that was a surprise.