Delightful rant about the nature of programming
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Not for those of a delicate constitution...(none of those around here, of curse)...
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I took exception to that article. Under no circumstances would I ever put on some "light German electronica."
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@bstorer said:
I took exception to that article. Under no circumstances would I ever put on some "light German electronica."
It's easy enough to fix: "light German erotica."
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@boomzilla said:
@bstorer said:
What exactly falls under the classification of light German erotica? Is that pretty much snuff films and foot fetish videos that don't involve crushing baby chicks to death?I took exception to that article. Under no circumstances would I ever put on some "light German electronica."
It's easy enough to fix: "light German erotica."
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If you actually said even one paragraph of that to a construction worker, you would get your ass kicked for being such a pretentious condescending dandy. And I, a fellow IT worker, would hand him the baseball bat. Because damn.
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@blakeyrat said:
If you actually said even one paragraph of that to a construction worker, you would get your ass kicked for being such a pretentious condescending dandy. And I, a fellow IT worker, would hand him the baseball bat. Because damn.
Are all of the construction workers you know retarded?
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I liked this bit:
I traded that for the opportunity to trim Satan's pubic hair while he dines out of my open skull so a few bits of the internet will continue to work for a few more days.
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@boomzilla said:
@blakeyrat said:
Must you ask rhetorical questions?If you actually said even one paragraph of that to a construction worker, you would get your ass kicked for being such a pretentious condescending dandy. And I, a fellow IT worker, would hand him the baseball bat. Because damn.
Are all of the construction workers you know retarded?
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@PJH said:
@boomzilla said:
@blakeyrat said:
Must you ask rhetorical questions?If you actually said even one paragraph of that to a construction worker, you would get your ass kicked for being such a pretentious condescending dandy. And I, a fellow IT worker, would hand him the baseball bat. Because damn.
Are all of the construction workers you know retarded?
Are we really doing this joke again?
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@joe.edwards said:
@PJH said:
@boomzilla said:
@blakeyrat said:
Must you ask rhetorical questions?If you actually said even one paragraph of that to a construction worker, you would get your ass kicked for being such a pretentious condescending dandy. And I, a fellow IT worker, would hand him the baseball bat. Because damn.
Are all of the construction workers you know retarded?
Are we really doing this joke again?Is this really a joke?
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@boomzilla said:
@joe.edwards said:
@PJH said:
@boomzilla said:
@blakeyrat said:
Must you ask rhetorical questions?If you actually said even one paragraph of that to a construction worker, you would get your ass kicked for being such a pretentious condescending dandy. And I, a fellow IT worker, would hand him the baseball bat. Because damn.
Are all of the construction workers you know retarded?
Are we really doing this joke again?Is this really a joke?
Do you think it's more of an introspective meta-commentary about the subjective nature of humor?
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@joe.edwards said:
@boomzilla said:
@joe.edwards said:
@PJH said:
@boomzilla said:
@blakeyrat said:
Must you ask rhetorical questions?If you actually said even one paragraph of that to a construction worker, you would get your ass kicked for being such a pretentious condescending dandy. And I, a fellow IT worker, would hand him the baseball bat. Because damn.
Are all of the construction workers you know retarded?
Are we really doing this joke again?Is this really a joke?
Do you think it's more of an introspective meta-commentary about the subjective nature of humor?Can you photocopy a trademark?
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@boomzilla said:
@joe.edwards said:
@boomzilla said:
@joe.edwards said:
@PJH said:
@boomzilla said:
@blakeyrat said:
Must you ask rhetorical questions?If you actually said even one paragraph of that to a construction worker, you would get your ass kicked for being such a pretentious condescending dandy. And I, a fellow IT worker, would hand him the baseball bat. Because damn.
Are all of the construction workers you know retarded?
Are we really doing this joke again?Is this really a joke?
Do you think it's more of an introspective meta-commentary about the subjective nature of humor?Can you photocopy a trademark?
Foul. No non-sequiturs.
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@boomzilla said:
@joe.edwards said:
Can you trademark a photocopy?@boomzilla said:
@joe.edwards said:
@PJH said:
@boomzilla said:
@blakeyrat said:
Must you ask rhetorical questions?If you actually said even one paragraph of that to a construction worker, you would get your ass kicked for being such a pretentious condescending dandy. And I, a fellow IT worker, would hand him the baseball bat. Because damn.
Are all of the construction workers you know retarded?
Are we really doing this joke again?Is this really a joke?
Do you think it's more of an introspective meta-commentary about the subjective nature of humor?Can you photocopy a trademark?
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@blakeyrat said:
If you actually said even one paragraph of that to a construction worker, you would get your ass kicked for being such a pretentious condescending dandy. And I, a fellow IT worker, would hand him the baseball bat. Because damn.
"Sure, I could have become a fireman, running into burning buildings to save children. And then after work, beating back all the poontang with a bullwhip just so I can get some rest. But I chose something that was actually hard; I sit in front of a computer all day. It's so bad, war refugees should be sending money to me."
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@morbiuswilters said:
"Sure, I could have become a fireman, running into burning buildings to save children. And then after work, beating back all the poontang with a bullwhip just so I can get some rest. But I chose something that was actually hard; I sit in front of a computer all day. It's so bad, war refugees should be sending money to me."
Sell them apps for moaning about being war refugees and your dream can come true too!
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@dkf said:
@morbiuswilters said:
"Sure, I could have become a fireman, running into burning buildings to save children. And then after work, beating back all the poontang with a bullwhip just so I can get some rest. But I chose something that was actually hard; I sit in front of a computer all day. It's so bad, war refugees should be sending money to me."
Sell them apps for moaning about being war refugees and your dream can come true too!"Islamists shelled my village again and killed my child. On the bright side, I got this 'sticker'."
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It's funny because it's true.<?p>
That is sooo unfunny because it's true!
I'm fucked.
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@El_Heffe said:
@boomzilla said:
@joe.edwards said:
Can you trademark a photocopy?@boomzilla said:
@joe.edwards said:
@PJH said:
@boomzilla said:
@blakeyrat said:
Must you ask rhetorical questions?If you actually said even one paragraph of that to a construction worker, you would get your ass kicked for being such a pretentious condescending dandy. And I, a fellow IT worker, would hand him the baseball bat. Because damn.
Are all of the construction workers you know retarded?
Are we really doing this joke again?Is this really a joke?
Do you think it's more of an introspective meta-commentary about the subjective nature of humor?Can you photocopy a trademark?
Yes. You can even patent a scanner.
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@anonymous234 said:
@El_Heffe said:
@boomzilla said:
@joe.edwards said:
Can you trademark a photocopy?@boomzilla said:
@joe.edwards said:
@PJH said:
@boomzilla said:
@blakeyrat said:
Must you ask rhetorical questions?If you actually said even one paragraph of that to a construction worker, you would get your ass kicked for being such a pretentious condescending dandy. And I, a fellow IT worker, would hand him the baseball bat. Because damn.
Are all of the construction workers you know retarded?
Are we really doing this joke again?Is this really a joke?
Do you think it's more of an introspective meta-commentary about the subjective nature of humor?Can you photocopy a trademark?
Yes. You can even patent a scanner.
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@Ben L. said:
That led me to this. So it looks like Google is trying to get people to do valuable legal research for them for free?
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@El_Heffe said:
@boomzilla said:
@joe.edwards said:
Can you trademark a photocopy?@boomzilla said:
@joe.edwards said:
@PJH said:
@boomzilla said:
@blakeyrat said:
Must you ask rhetorical questions?If you actually said even one paragraph of that to a construction worker, you would get your ass kicked for being such a pretentious condescending dandy. And I, a fellow IT worker, would hand him the baseball bat. Because damn.
Are all of the construction workers you know retarded?
Are we really doing this joke again?Is this really a joke?
Do you think it's more of an introspective meta-commentary about the subjective nature of humor?Can you photocopy a trademark?
Ask Xerox.