Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OSes is like saying...
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Earlier today, I got an incredibly obvious spam email with what I'm assuming is a virus as an attachment.
Out of scientific curiosity, I opened it in Notepad++ for lack of an available disassembler.
It only had one recognizable character string in it, but it's a pretty good one:
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While that is recognizable, to be pedantic it certainly isn't the only one. There are a lot that look like function names in the rest of it "TrackPopupMenu", "SetCursor", "ShowWindow", etc.
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@locallunatic said:
While that is recognizable, to be pedantic it certainly isn't the only one. There are a lot that look like function names in the rest of it "TrackPopupMenu", "SetCursor", "ShowWindow", etc.
Fair enough, and it also has a friendly warning that it can't be run in DOS mode (how old is this thing?) and includes a properly-formed XML manifest to make the icon show as adobe's default PDF icon.
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@Buttembly Coder said:
it also has a friendly warning that it can't be run in DOS mode (how old is this thing?)
I think that's just something stamped into the executable boot loader code that MSVC adds. It's too common to be suspicious.
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@dkf said:
@Buttembly Coder said:
Yes, you'll find that in all Windows executables.it also has a friendly warning that it can't be run in DOS mode (how old is this thing?)
I think that's just something stamped into the executable boot loader code that MSVC adds. It's too common to be suspicious.
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That's an old joke. The full quote is "Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders"
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@morbiuswilters said:
The full quote is "Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders"
For varying values of "works".
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@da Doctah said:
@morbiuswilters said:
The full quote is "Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders"
For varying values of "works".And for varying values of "genders"
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It's Part of the PE format. It starts with an MZ stub for DOS doing nothing but print that line and quit, then comes the actual PE header.
@da Doctah said:
@morbiuswilters said:
The full quote is "Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders"
For varying values of "works".Yeah, why anyone would do that with females is beyond me.
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@topspin said:
@da Doctah said:
@morbiuswilters said:
The full quote is "Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders"
For varying values of "works".Yeah, why anyone would do that with females is beyond me.
C'mon, every good woman enjoys a game of "bury the stink salami in the chocolate pudding fountain".
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@morbiuswilters said:
@topspin said:
@da Doctah said:
@morbiuswilters said:
The full quote is "Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders"
For varying values of "works".Yeah, why anyone would do that with females is beyond me.
C'mon, every good woman enjoys a game of "bury the stink salami in the chocolate pudding fountain".
That's some shitty chocolate pudding.
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@morbiuswilters said:
C'mon, every good woman enjoys a game of "bury the stink salami in the chocolate pudding fountain".
Your "salami" won't stink if you wash it.
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@drurowin said:
@morbiuswilters said:
C'mon, every good woman enjoys a game of "bury the stink salami in the chocolate pudding fountain".
Your "salami" won't stink if you wash it.It's gonna stink as soon as you get some pudding on it.
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@morbiuswilters said:
@drurowin said:
You can wash it more than once a day.@morbiuswilters said:
C'mon, every good woman enjoys a game of "bury the stink salami in the chocolate pudding fountain".
Your "salami" won't stink if you wash it.It's gonna stink as soon as you get some pudding on it.
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@drurowin said:
@morbiuswilters said:
@drurowin said:
You can wash it more than once a day.@morbiuswilters said:
C'mon, every good woman enjoys a game of "bury the stink salami in the chocolate pudding fountain".
Your "salami" won't stink if you wash it.It's gonna stink as soon as you get some pudding on it.
Well, sure, if you're gonna stop the orgy for a shower.
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@morbiuswilters said:
@drurowin said:
@morbiuswilters said:
@drurowin said:
You can wash it more than once a day.@morbiuswilters said:
C'mon, every good woman enjoys a game of "bury the stink salami in the chocolate pudding fountain".
Your "salami" won't stink if you wash it.
It's gonna stink as soon as you get some pudding on it.
Well, sure, if you're gonna stop the orgy for a shower.
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081102014750AAA9LFN
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@Ben L. said:
@morbiuswilters said:
@drurowin said:
@morbiuswilters said:
@drurowin said:
You can wash it more than once a day.@morbiuswilters said:
C'mon, every good woman enjoys a game of "bury the stink salami in the chocolate pudding fountain".
Your "salami" won't stink if you wash it.
It's gonna stink as soon as you get some pudding on it.
Well, sure, if you're gonna stop the orgy for a shower.
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081102014750AAA9LFN
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@morbiuswilters said:
@topspin said:
Yeah, why anyone would do that with females is beyond me.
C'mon, every good woman enjoys a game of "bury the stink salami in the chocolate pudding fountain".
They might enjoy it. You missed the point.
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@morbiuswilters said:
@topspin said:
@da Doctah said:
@morbiuswilters said:
The full quote is "Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders"
For varying values of "works".Yeah, why anyone would do that with females is beyond me.
C'mon, every good woman enjoys a game of "bury the stink salami in the chocolate pudding fountain".
Yay I learned a new euphemism today!
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@morbiuswilters said:
@drurowin said:
Skip a step. Have it in the shower. I hear the showers at the YWCA are usually pretty "hot spots".@morbiuswilters said:
@drurowin said:
You can wash it more than once a day.@morbiuswilters said:
C'mon, every good woman enjoys a game of "bury the stink salami in the chocolate pudding fountain".
Your "salami" won't stink if you wash it.It's gonna stink as soon as you get some pudding on it.
Well, sure, if you're gonna stop the orgy for a shower.
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@drurowin said:
@morbiuswilters said:
@drurowin said:
Skip a step. Have it in the shower. I hear the showers at the YWCA are usually pretty "hot spots".@morbiuswilters said:
@drurowin said:
You can wash it more than once a day.@morbiuswilters said:
C'mon, every good woman enjoys a game of "bury the stink salami in the chocolate pudding fountain".
Your "salami" won't stink if you wash it.It's gonna stink as soon as you get some pudding on it.
Well, sure, if you're gonna stop the orgy for a shower.
Would you say they're hot spot hot spots?
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@Ben L. said:
Would you say they're hot spot hot spots?
Quiet, Ben. The grown-ups are talking.
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@drurowin said:
@Ben L. said:
Would you say they're hot spot hot spots?
Quiet, Ben. The grown-ups are talking.Oh shit, they are? Where?? stubs out cigarette, sprays Lysol, fans smoke out window with copy of Yiffer's World
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@morbiuswilters said:
@drurowin said:
That wasn't a cigarette, that was a cigaweed.@Ben L. said:
Would you say they're hot spot hot spots?
Quiet, Ben. The grown-ups are talking.Oh shit, they are? Where?? stubs out cigarette, sprays Lysol, fans smoke out window with copy of Yiffer's World
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Hey, I like your new avatar.
Now we just need MiffTheFox back.
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@anonymous234 said:
That's exactly where IHey, I like your new avatar.
Now we just need MiffTheFox back.
ripped it offborrowed it from!