Top 10 things likely to overhear if you have a Klingon on your Software Team
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- This code is crap! You have no honor!<o:p></o:p>
- A TRUE warrior does not comment his code!<o:p></o:p>
- By filing this bug report you have questioned my family’s honor! Prepare to die!<o:p></o:p>
- You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you stand!<o:p></o:p>
- Our competitors are without honor!<o:p></o:p>
- Specs are for the weak and timid!<o:p></o:p>
- This machine is a piece of gagh! I need dual ClearPath A-Series processors if I am to do battle with this code!<o:p></o:p>
- Perhaps it is a good day to die! I saw we ship it!<o:p></o:p>
- My program has just dumped Stova Core!<o:p></o:p>
- Behold, the keyboard of Kahless! The greatest code warrior who ever lived!
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When I posted it, it said 10, 9, 8, etc... hmm...
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Haha :)
Very nice
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@JHolland said:
- My program has just dumped Stova Core!<?xml:namespace prefix = o /><o:p></o:p>
Bwehehehe