Clicking the below link will play really awful music
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MEIN EYES! ZE GOGGLES DO NOZZINK!
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His logo is a butt.
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@blakeyrat said:
Warned you.
I'm getting a 403. Even on the root.
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Wait... this is a teacher, not a student?
Because I was thinking student.
This is depressing.
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@CodeNinja said:
Wait... this is a teacher, not a student?
Because I was thinking student.
This is depressing.
Yes, it is.You can even rate him if you feel the urge to
He teachs something unimportant. It's computer sciences.
But his way is the right way! Otherwise, he wouldn't have been nominated
teacher of the year(1:52) and 5:31. He really teaches web design :'(
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That shity music is less shitty than I was expecting. In fact, as royalty free stuff goes, that's pretty top-flight.
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@Weng said:
That shity music is less shitty than I was expecting. In fact, as royalty free stuff goes, that's pretty top-flight.
Ok, as an apology you can click here instead since I did not meet your awful music needs.
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Just the description of the site shows that this guy shouldn't be doing Flash. He is giving it a bad name.
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If you need to stop the user and explain how to navigate your website every time they visit it, you are not doing it right.
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Holy mother of what the fucking fuck.
The music is awful, but not the worst part. My personal favorite is how not following his insturctions results in the text in all the panels being backwards. There have been many shitty web pages in the history of the Internet, but this one deserves some sort of special award. And that award should probably be a room in a psychiatric hospital for that guy.
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@PJH said:
@blakeyrat said:
Warned you.
I'm getting a 403. Even on the root.Try a proxy server. Apparently he bans people from certain (all but one?) countries.
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@anonymous234 said:
@PJH said:
Of course he does. Just think what would happen if terrorists got hold of that technology.@blakeyrat said:
Try a proxy server. Apparently he bans people from certain (all but one?) countries.Warned you.
I'm getting a 403. Even on the root.
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@blakeyrat said:
Ok, as an apology you can click here instead since I did not meet your awful music needs.
I have to ask: what was with the 2 second Robocop clip?
Bonus Round: Here's a worse Final Countdown cover
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I can't get to it either, and anonymouse can't access it. Can we have a screenshot? Of course, that's no substitute for good music, but still...
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@LoremIpsumDolorSitAmet said:
I can't get to it either, and anonymouse can't access it. Can we have a screenshot? Of course, that's no substitute for good music, but still...
Unfortunately, screenshots can not do this site justice. You really need to experience the animation to get the full effect.
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Oh... this is good.
DO NOT CLICK MORE THAN ONCE, eh? Looks like he can't even write proper ActionScript. That's the lowest of the low. I wonder if, when he writes HTML forms, he says DO NOT TYPE QUOTES OR ANGLE BRACKETS.
Step4. Repeat and enjoy. Well... That might be the hardest part.
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@LoremIpsumDolorSitAmet said:
I can't get to it either, and anonymouse can't access it. Can we have a screenshot? Of course, that's no substitute for good music, but still...
Let me rehost that for you
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@anonymous234 said:
Let me rehost that for you
Thank you sir. That's made my week. :) I definitely haven't seen enough Flash WTFs lately. I think the music is actually the least offensive part of this 'masterpiece', which is even stronger eveidence that he didn't make it himself. I like making the menu spin out of control while all the pages are expanded. Oh, and long live Arial Black. I weep for his students.
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@anonymous234 said:
Let me rehost that for you
Ah, that helped.
I'm gonna skip over the obvious bad stuff, the bit I love is that if you move the cursor just slightly off-center on the X axis, then move your mouse on the Y axis and just leave it there it goes absolutely insane. Instead of constant speed you get if you leave your cursor centered on the Y axis, it constantly accelerates.
I'm not sure which is the worst option: the fact he thought that was a good idea, or he actually didn't intend that, in which case I don't want to see the horror that is his cursor position calculation.
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What The... What was that?!
Okay, the music was quite bad. But seriously, it pales in comparison to the awfulness that is everything else.
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@Onyx said:
I'm gonna skip over the obvious bad stuff, the bit I love is that if you move the cursor just slightly off-center on the X axis, then move your mouse on the Y axis and just leave it there it goes absolutely insane. Instead of constant speed you get if you leave your cursor centered on the Y axis, it constantly accelerates.
There's also the whole problem with the Z-axis calculations, resulting in panes that pop in front of other ones randomly. OK, nothing like as awful as the light-speed rotation if you happen to move your mouse to another window, but perhaps approaching the joy of the forbidden double-click…