All babies are ugly
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Man sues over ugly baby: Jian Feng, Chinese man, sues wife after she has 'extremely ugly baby girl'
When a DNA test proved that the baby was his, Feng's wife came clean on a little secret -- before they met, she had undergone about $100,000 worth of cosmetic surgery in South Korea.
Feng sued his ex-wife on the grounds of false pretenses, for not telling him about the plastic surgery and duping him into thinking she was beautiful,
Wife before and after:
The after almost looks photoshopped.
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I like her better before. Pretty faces are overrated. It's all about the body.
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@bridget99 said:
I like her better before. Pretty faces are overrated. It's all about the body.
I like the before picture better too. In the after picture, she barely even looks Chinese.
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@bridget99 said:
I like her better before. Pretty faces are overrated. It's all about the body.
Because that's truly important.
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You know, the obvious solution here is just to start up a plastic surgery fund for the kid so she can blow $100,000 on looking just as hot as mom when she grows up.
Everyone wins. Dad keeps his rich wife who's hot enough to bone, but has enough insecurity issues to put in extra effort; daughter still looks hot enough to get a dude when it matters, while being ugly enough that you don't have to worry about skeezy teenage boys; and the surgeons get paid, thereby keeping the economy going. A win-win all around.But no, this dude has to go ruining a good thing by being a douche.
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My favorite part about this thread is that there is about one month between replies.
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@Ben L. said:
My favorite part about this thread is that there is about one month between replies.
I need an ugly baby in one month! Get me nine women and a copy of Community Server!
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@Lorne Kates said:
@Ben L. said:
My favorite part about this thread is that there is about one month between replies.
I need an ugly baby in one month! Get me nine women and a copy of Community Server!
I think you just unintentionally made a perfect analogy for why adding more team members doesn't make projects faster.
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@Ben L. said:
I think you just unintentionally made a perfect analogy for why adding more team members doesn't make projects faster.
He's just a genius, is what.