Anyone from Germany?





  •  Oh no! Someone on a worthless comment page is misinformed about something trivial and inconsequential!

    CALL THE COPS



  • You should have put this in Side Bar WTF, because that first comment is definitely a WTF.



  •  I totally moved it. Seemed logical.


  • Trolleybus Mechanic

    @dhromed said:

    CALL THE COPS
     

    Are you fucking insane? I've got a baggie of IE shoved up my ass RIGHT NOW!  If I don't get this shit across the border to England the cartel will have my balls hanging from an overpass on the Autoban!



  • @Lorne Kates said:

    Autoban!

    Since Godwin's Law forbids you to refrain from making inappropriate comments anyway, I can just as well fulfill my grammar nazi duty right now and tell you that this word is spelled "Autobahn".



  • @anonymous_guy said:

    @Lorne Kates said:
    Autoban!

    Since Godwin's Law forbids you to refrain from making inappropriate comments anyway, I can just as well fulfill my grammar nazi duty right now and tell you that this word is spelled "Autobahn".

    I'm pretty sure it's "AutoBonn", after the city.


  • Trolleybus Mechanic

    @anonymous_guy said:

    @Lorne Kates said:
    Autoban!

    Since Godwin's Law forbids you to refrain from making inappropriate comments anyway, I can just as well fulfill my grammar nazi duty right now and tell you that this word is spelled "Autobahn".

     

    And I meant a utility that facilitates the blocking of unwanted connection attempts based on metrics and heuristics, with certain "greenlight" exceptions pre-programmed in (aka: overpasses).

    What the fuck did you mean?

    (Sidenote: Firefox's spell check wants to correct "pre-programmed" to "pee-programmed")



  • @Lorne Kates said:

    And I meant a utility that facilitates the blocking of unwanted connection attempts based on metrics and heuristics, with certain "greenlight" exceptions pre-programmed in (aka: overpasses).

    What the fuck did you mean?

    (Sidenote: Firefox's spell check wants to correct "pre-programmed" to "pee-programmed")

    And your balls would be hanging from these pee-programmed exceptions?


  • Trolleybus Mechanic

    @morbiuswilters said:

    @Lorne Kates said:

    And I meant a utility that facilitates the blocking of unwanted connection attempts based on metrics and heuristics, with certain "greenlight" exceptions pre-programmed in (aka: overpasses).

    What the fuck did you mean?

    (Sidenote: Firefox's spell check wants to correct "pre-programmed" to "pee-programmed")

    And your balls would be hanging from these pee-programmed exceptions?

     

    If you have pee in your balls, you should see a doctor.

     



  • What is this I don't even...This whole thread makes only slightly more sense than the Markov discussion generator...



  • @mott555 said:

    What is this I don't even...This whole thread makes only slightly more sense than the Markov discussion generator...

    You'd think Germans, with their enthusiasm for scheiße films, would appreciate IE.



  • Uh, most people smuggle contraband from countries where it'hias legal/easy-to-obtain INTO countries where it's illegal. Maybe you need to rethink your strategy!


  • Trolleybus Mechanic

    @RichP said:

    Uh, most people smuggle contraband from countries where it'hias legal/easy-to-obtain INTO countries where it's illegal. Maybe you need to rethink your strategy!
     

    Oh.

    That-- I--

    Oh.

    Fuck.

     



  • @mott555 said:

    What is this I don't even...This whole thread makes only slightly more sense than the Markov discussion generator...

    Oranges oranges oranges oranges kumquats pineapples.



  • @Lorne Kates said:

    @RichP said:

    Uh, most people smuggle contraband from countries where it'hias legal/easy-to-obtain INTO countries where it's illegal. Maybe you need to rethink your strategy!
     

    Oh.

    That-- I--

    Oh.

    Fuck.

    This isn't even the first time this has happened, either. Remember when you tried to smuggle body odor into France? And tooth decay into Britain?



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    This isn't even the first time this has happened, either. Remember when you tried to smuggle body odour into France? And tooth decay into Britain?

    That's a sweeping stereotype, you fat American bastard.



  •  What he ment was probably this :

    http://translate.google.com/translate?sl=de&tl=en&js=n&prev=_t&hl=nl&ie=UTF-8&eotf=1&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.spiegel.de%2Fnetzwelt%2Fweb%2Fbundesamt-warnt-vor-internet-explorer-a-856385.html&act=url

    Which is advise published byt a German Federal organization (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_Office_for_Information_Security).

    So its not illegal, but the goverment warns the public.


  • Trolleybus Mechanic

    @morbiuswilters said:

    This isn't even the first time this has happened, either. Remember when you tried to smuggle body odor into France? And tooth decay into Britain?
     

    Have you ever tried to stick a Frenchman up your ass? The only way I could manage it was with plenty of lube, and all I had on hand was a stick of deodorant. So it was a mostly wasted effort in the end.



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    This isn't even the first time this has happened, either. Remember when you tried to smuggle body odor into France? And tooth decay into Britain?
    Or apologies into Canada?



  • @da Doctah said:

    @morbiuswilters said:

    This isn't even the first time this has happened, either. Remember when you tried to smuggle body odor into France? And tooth decay into Britain?
    Or apologies a lack of excitement so profound that watching your grandma knit seems badass by comparison into Canada?

    FTFY.



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    @da Doctah said:

    @morbiuswilters said:

    This isn't even the first time this has happened, either. Remember when you tried to smuggle body odor into France? And tooth decay into Britain?
    Or apologies a lack of excitement so profound that watching your grandma knit seems badass by comparison into Canada?

    FTFY.

    Remember when we tried to sneak first-level tech support into India, but we told them they were in America?



  • @Lorne Kates said:

    Have you ever tried to stick a Frenchman up your ass? The only way I could manage it was with plenty of lube, and all I had on hand was a stick of deodorant. So it was a mostly wasted effort in the end.

    That must have been like spraying a vampire with holy water..



  • @nosliwmas said:

    @morbiuswilters said:
    This isn't even the first time this has happened, either. Remember when you tried to smuggle body odour into France? And tooth decay into Britain?

    That's a sweeping stereotype, you fat American bastard.

    Watch it, or the next thing I'll have Lorne smuggle into Britain will be centuries of meticulous inbreeding.



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    @nosliwmas said:
    @morbiuswilters said:
    This isn't even the first time this has happened, either. Remember when you tried to smuggle body odour into France? And tooth decay into Britain?

    That's a sweeping stereotype, you fat American bastard.

    Watch it, or the next thing I'll have Lorne smuggle into Britain will be centuries of meticulous inbreeding.

    National stereotype challenge accepted! We'll teach him about irony & how it works and send him back. If this thread is the only one ever to defy Godwin's law despite its title...



  • @nosliwmas said:

    If this thread is the only one ever to defy Godwin's law despite its title...

    Chamberlain already smuggled Czechoslovakia into Germany, so there's no reason for Lorne to do it, too..


  • Trolleybus Mechanic

    @morbiuswilters said:

    @da Doctah said:

    @morbiuswilters said:

    This isn't even the first time this has happened, either. Remember when you tried to smuggle body odor into France? And tooth decay into Britain?
    Or apologies a lack of excitement so profound that watching your grandma knit seems badass by comparison into Canada?

    FTFY.

     

    You think he's joking, but my country is so goddamn boring that it's even exciting talking to you guys. Pity me.

     



  • @Lorne Kates said:

    @morbiuswilters said:

    @da Doctah said:

    @morbiuswilters said:

    This isn't even the first time this has happened, either. Remember when you tried to smuggle body odor into France? And tooth decay into Britain?
    Or apologies a lack of excitement so profound that watching your grandma knit seems badass by comparison into Canada?

    FTFY.

     

    You think he's joking, but my country is so goddamn boring that it's even exciting talking to you guys. Pity me.

     

    I'd rather be in a boring country than here (with all the shootings)



  • @Lorne Kates said:

    You think he's joking, but my country is so goddamn boring that it's even exciting talking to you guys. Pity me.

    Hey, at least you have Celine Dion.

    shudder



  • @Ben L. said:

    I'd rather be in a boring country than here (with all the shootings)

    I know you are an idiot, but there aren't that many shootings here, especially if you aren't a drug dealer.



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    @Ben L. said:
    I'd rather be in a boring country than here (with all the shootings)

    I know you are an idiot, but there aren't that many shootings here, especially if you aren't a drug dealer.

    Google News

    This one happened five hours ago.

    This one happened two hours ago.

    Etcetera, etcetera



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    @Ben L. said:
    I'd rather be in a boring country than here (with all the shootings)

    I know you are an idiot, but there aren't that many shootings here, especially if you aren't a drug dealer.

    Psssst, Godwin just told me that this would be the right moment to call Ben a gun control nazi*, preferably while alluding to some nice conspiracy theories.

    (*Completely ignoring the fact that the nazi party was actually opposed to gun control.)



  • @nosliwmas said:

    @morbiuswilters said:
    This isn't even the first time this has happened, either. Remember when you tried to smuggle body odour into France? And tooth decay into Britain?

    That's a sweeping stereotype, you fat American bastard.

    Hey now, not all Americans are fat.



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    @anonymous_guy said:
    @Lorne Kates said:
    Autoban!

    Since Godwin's Law forbids you to refrain from making inappropriate comments anyway, I can just as well fulfill my grammar nazi duty right now and tell you that this word is spelled "Autobahn".

    I'm pretty sure it's "AutoBonn", after the city.

    Everybody knows that "Autobahn" comes from Düsseldorf.



  • @Ben L. said:

    This one happened two hours ago.
    This might actually make it to the news in Europe, although news ietms about regular shootings with only two or three dead stopped not long after Newtown. Otherwise, you'd need a separate category: national, international, politics, economy, US shootings...

     


  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    @morbiuswilters said:

    @Lorne Kates said:
    You think he's joking, but my country is so goddamn boring that it's even exciting talking to you guys. Pity me.

    Hey, at least you have Celine Dion.

    Is she a belieber like Anne Frank?



  • @Severity One said:

    This might actually make it to the news in Europe, although news ietms about regular shootings with only two or three dead stopped not long after Newtown. Otherwise, you'd need a separate category: national, international, politics, economy, US shootings...
     

    How is anybody in the US still alive when y'all shooting at eachother.



  • I'm from germany and I can confirm that using IE here is a capital offense. Convicts are to be immediately shot with a correctly registered gun.



  • @PSWorx said:

    a correctly registered gun.
     

    And expertly engineered.



  • Anyone remember all the religious weirdos who were annoying the hell out of Britain and Europe back in the day... how did we get rid of those guys? Oh yeah... we persecuted them relentlessly until they got the hint and smuggled themselves across the Atlantic. Great success!



  • @dhromed said:

    How is anybody in the US still alive when y'all shooting at eachother.

    We're all Highlanders, and bullets can't sever necks.


  • Trolleybus Mechanic

    @blakeyrat said:

    @dhromed said:
    How is anybody in the US still alive when y'all shooting at eachother.

    We're all Highlanders, and bullets can't sever necks.

     

    You just aren't using the right calibre.



  • @Lorne Kates said:

    @blakeyrat said:

    @dhromed said:
    How is anybody in the US still alive when y'all shooting at eachother.

    We're all Highlanders, and bullets can't sever necks.

     

    You just aren't using the right calibre.

     

    True. Ever shot a deer with a high-powered soft point? If you hit it right pieces go flying...

     



  • @mott555 said:

    True. Ever shot a deer with a high-powered soft point? If you hit it right pieces go flying...

    But why would you even want to?



  • @eViLegion said:

    @mott555 said:
    True. Ever shot a deer with a high-powered soft point? If you hit it right pieces go flying...

    But why would you even want to?


    He loves puzzles?



  • @eViLegion said:

    @mott555 said:
    True. Ever shot a deer with a high-powered soft point? If you hit it right pieces go flying...

    But why would you even want to?

    Pobably for the same reason I like to kill each and every NPC in FPS or RPG games I play, even if there's no need and it's actually somewhat discouraged (like in 'Dishonored'). Mind, I wouldn't want to kill an actual living being. But to each his own.


  • Considered Harmful

    @Severity One said:

    @eViLegion said:

    @mott555 said:
    True. Ever shot a deer with a high-powered soft point? If you hit it right pieces go flying...

    But why would you even want to?

    Pobably for the same reason I like to kill each and every NPC in FPS or RPG games I play, even if there's no need and it's actually somewhat discouraged (like in 'Dishonored'). Mind, I wouldn't want to kill an actual living being. But to each his own.

    In King's Field the NPCs don't respond to being hit, and after slashing at them 40 or so times it starts to seem futile. Persevere, though! They do die eventually, and you can sequence break by killing the NPC standing in your way who wants you to go way out of your way to run his errands. (You might also make the game unwinnable.)

    Also, I somehow managed to kill the training dummy in Vagrant Story.



  • @Severity One said:

    @Ben L. said:

    This one happened two hours ago.
    This might actually make it to the news in Europe, [...]
    ...but it didn't. Five dead is apparently considered not particularly exceptional.

     


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