April Fools
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So, in the spirit of April Fools today, I printed out the following notice and taped it to the office shared printer.
I didn't really expect much, maybe someone trying a command or two and walking away embarrassed.
When I got back from lunch, there was a crowd of about 7 people gathered around the printer, shouting at it and pressing various buttons.
Of course when I saw this, I nearly keeled over laughing, and the crowd finally put two and two together and converted into an ad hoc lynch mob.
Did anyone else have fun today?
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@joe.edwards said:
Did anyone else have fun today?
No.
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@joe.edwards said:
Did anyone else have fun today?
I posted an April Fools article on a site I write for.
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@joe.edwards said:
Of course when I saw this, I nearly keeled over laughing
That fair made me snigger!
Who made the notice?
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@Lorne Kates said:
@joe.edwards said:
Did anyone else have fun today?
I posted an April Fools article on a site I write for.
A client offered me a thing . FTFY
I am sure has handled it like this: $resultscode = $resultscode - 0;
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Ben L.: I have done rm -rf .;'" morbiuswilters: There should be some nested box limit, have we reached some magic number of simultaneous running threads, even though it's unlikely that any code in simplistic fashion. In this place, that THEY should let them. snoofle : Better solution: get a stack trace, but the memo in the slightest: Hi , i dunno i'm no expert. However it starts up, the preferences were [saved] [not saved] [What?] are Preferences?" If the employees to walk out before I joined more than 15 GB free space consolidation? Don't use it. Then they leave
tag test
"Unlimited" text field per table? Don't follow you.
Then I paste -- not so much for RAM. 4GB of data. SQL 2008 has made me laugh every time you stare at the managers above me said, "Dang, I just decided to encourage bad security practices that find *had* options; he was looking for. Sure, junior "know it all" button to loading the new address in the 4.1 release, but hidden magic numbers the Birthday Paradox comes into mind... Or maybe this ? Terrific salaries for any debugger. Windows provides that facility with this thread alone is managing to update all of the bugs just won't write a simple
I can tell.
... and then returned your card, it really a province of Utrecht uses (in the view that .999... is not bipedal. I dunno why I didn't get a link that's been puzzling me about $2000 of lenses, a film once that the default? If the answer is for everyone to just stop programming.
morbiuswilters: Look, I CAME HERE FOR SOME GRITTLE. WOOOWEEE BOY DID THOSE GIRLS AT THE SPECS! I buy an application that draws the line between legal and what the networks would somehow auto-run then, wel... TRWTF right here. :) boomzilla: I think they forget this strategy. They'll just exclude the best (that is, a way of improving the grammar nazi's. ----------------
javascript : those 39 vacation days are getting credited with the double-E implants, though, I did see him posting in.
brokonly1 is my favorite PHP features I rely upon their customers, or a space ship. This product claims to be interacting with other people*, and try to generalize.) In the middle of the facts are neither vendors, nor games, nor infrastructure.
Ben L.: +1up I just wanted to go out and instructed them to yourself or this is now available with the £25 fee as part of it anymore.
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Markov chains working, then?
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@Cassidy said:
Markov chains working, then?
If by "working" you mean eating 3GB of my 3.2GB of RAM, followed by printing one or more lines of text and then exiting.
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@Ben L. said:
@Cassidy said:
If by "working" you mean eating 3GB of my 3.2GB of RAM, followed by printing one or more lines of text and then exiting.Markov chains working, then?
By "working", I meant eating 3.1GB of your 3.2GB. So fuck you, it isn't working.
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There was some great gems in that, but for some reason
@Ben L. said:(in the view that .999... is not bipedal.
made me laugh out loud on the train.
Though... I think it could use some more quack.
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@joe.edwards said:
Did anyone else have fun today?
No. It was a Bank Holiday over here. The only one I did spot was too close to be the truth, and something that the government would do, to be funny.
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@Ben L. said:
If by "working" you mean eating 3GB of my 3.2GB of RAM,
You don't feed it often enough, then.
@PJH said:
The only one I did spot was too close to be the truth, and something that the government would do, to be funny.
Comes a time when something satirical is accepted all-to-easily as plausible.
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@Cassidy said:
It's called Poe's law@PJH said:
The only one I did spot was too close to be the truth, and something that the government would do, to be funny.
Comes a time when something satirical is accepted all-to-easily as plausible.
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Today, when I arrived at my desk, there was a wooden skewer sticking out of my keyboard, with the severed head of a marshmallow Peep impaled on the end. The perpetrator's identity is as-yet unknown.
I've made powerful enemies at the office.
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When I arrived back at the office from my lunch break, I found another Peep on my desk. This one had been blindfolded with what appears to be a miniature cigarette stuck where its mouth would be. It had been mutilated and wrapped in tissue.
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It'd tie a peep to a Popsicle stick, put a piece of tissue over its face, and hold it under the running water fountain.
I would-- except that that's not torture. Oh well.
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@joe.edwards said:
When I arrived back at the office from my lunch break, I found another Peep on my desk.
Begin to worry when they show up in your bed. Minus the stick.
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@Cassidy said:
@joe.edwards said:
When I arrived back at the office from my lunch break, I found another Peep on my desk.
Begin to worry when they show up in your bed. Minus the stick.
Then worry where the stick went.
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@joe.edwards said:
When I arrived back at the office from my lunch break, I found another Peep on my desk. This one had been blindfolded with what appears to be a miniature cigarette stuck where its mouth would be. It had been mutilated and wrapped in tissue.
Classy.
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I still haven't figured out who was sending me cute little marshmallow death threats.
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Ben L posts with Marikov chain is sounding more and more like retarded everytime.
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@joe.edwards said:
I still haven't figured out who was sending me cute little marshmallow death threats.
I bet it's the boy scouts.
Terrible bunch, that lot, if left unsupervised.
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@Nagesh said:
Ben L posts with Marikov chain is sounding more and more like retarded everytime.
QFIrony
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@Ben L. said:
@Nagesh said:
Ben L posts with Marikov chain is sounding more and more like retarded everytime.
QFIronyShould quote for Truth!
