THIS SITE IS ONLY AVAILABLE BETWEEN 6:00AM AND 7:30PM EST, MONDAY THROUGH FRIDAY

sprained

Need I say more?

DaveK1

@sprained said:

Need I say more?

Well, you could tell us whether clicking 'Reset' helped! :-)

Evo

At least it supports Internet Explorer 4 (3.0.1?).

Lorne Kates

That's because Mabel only works between 6am and 7:30pm, M-F.

She's the one that turns the Fax machine on and off..

.. for when you "submit" the form you want, by faxing in a print out/hand filled PDF of the form

(Which is a scan of the paper version of the form-- that Mabel typesetted in 1946)

ekolis

New York looks like a hammer. Hammers are a symbol of communism. Ergo New York is communist. Reagan defeated communism. New York's website is communist. Ergo New York's website dates to at least the Reagan era. Web sites that old suck. Ergo New York's site sucks. QED.

da_Doctah

@ekolis said:

New York looks like a hammer. Hammers are a symbol of communism. Ergo New York is communist. Reagan defeated communism. New York's website is communist. Ergo New York's website dates to at least the Reagan era. Web sites that old suck. Ergo New York's site sucks. QED.

ekolis says Ergo a lot. Ergo is an Emmy and Tony nominated New York -based producing partnership focused on independent film and theatre. Therefore ekolis is either a struggling playwright or a wealthy financial backer.

Speakerphone_Dude

@Lorne Kates said:

That's because Mabel only works between 6am and 7:30pm, M-F.
She's the one that turns the Fax machine on and off..
.. for when you "submit" the form you want, by faxing in a print out/hand filled PDF of the form
(Which is a scan of the paper version of the form-- that Mabel typesetted in 1946)

Also the network emergency response team (aka: Margie) is only availble during those hours. Except for her lunch break, but who would hack a network during lunch time anyways.

Cbuttius

Greta leaves every evening and turns out the lights.As the server is on the same power supply, the servers go down as soon as she leaves.

Speakerphone_Dude

@Cbuttius said:

Greta leaves every evening and turns out the lights.As the server is on the same power supply, the servers go down as soon as she leaves.

Greta is a whore. She wears the short skirt and the makeup on purpose, that' show she got the desk near the water cooler. (I know it for a fact, Mabel told me)

atipico

@Lorne Kates said:

.. for when you "submit" the form you want, by faxing in a print out/hand filled PDF of the form

What? No wooden tables? I'm disappointed...