Best of Bread SAAS



  • This isn't the first place that I saw the phrase, but I think it'll do:



  • I'm confused.

    wat



  •  I'm hungry now.



  • @Ben L. said:

    I'm confused.

    wat

    It's simple really.  There's a saas (tomato based, I believe) that you're supposed to dip your best bread in.  That is all...


  • @C-Octothorpe said:

    @Ben L. said:

    I'm confused.

    wat

    It's simple really.  There's a saas (tomato based, I believe) that you're supposed to dip your best bread in.  That is all...

    <br Is this bread, per chance, in stick form? Perhaps with cheese, or some sort of garlic mixture?


  • Sourdough as a Service



  • @niteice said:

    Sourdough as a Service
     

    Isn't Sourdough-as-a-Service some village on the English coast?



  • @fennec said:

    This isn't the first place that I saw the phrase, but I think it'll do:

    You know, linking to a google query doesn't always mean that the others can get what you got back. Google results are not the same for someone in the USA or Europe, and they change over time. Right now the top link for your query is this forum post for me and the rest is all Software as a Service related.



  • @solitario said:

    @fennec said:
    This isn't the first place that I saw the phrase, but I think it'll do:

    You know, linking to a google query doesn't always mean that the others can get what you got back. Google results are not the same for someone in the USA or Europe, and they change over time. Right now the top link for your query is this forum post for me and the rest is all Software as a Service related.


    Well, this thread reaching the top is somewhat amusing, but honestly, the fact that people don't know how to spell "breed" in their marketing materials and write this phrase instead is hilarity in and of itself. I wasn't going for anything specific. The initial posting I saw which inspired this was actually about "breading loyalty" in an organization's customers. I figure this process has to be similar to breading a chicken.



  • @fennec said:

    "breed"

    You can breed software now?



  • @solitario said:

    @fennec said:
    This isn't the first place that I saw the phrase, but I think it'll do: https://www.google.com/search?q="best+of+bread"+saas

    You know, linking to a google query doesn't always mean that the others can get what you got back. Google results are not the same for someone in the USA or Europe, and they change over time. Right now the top link for your query is this forum post for me and the rest is all Software as a Service related.

    You're right, but, if you look at all the results returned from that query, even if your results are different from his,  I'll bet every one of them uses the phrase "best of bread" when they mean "best of breed".

    It might be a spell check thing since bread and bread are both legitimate words, so it won't be flagged as misspelled, but are there really that many people who don't know how to spell breed? 

    When I first saw the title of this thread I thought he was referring to this.



  • @El_Heffe said:

    It might be a spell check thing since bread and bread are both legitimate words
     

    Nicely done.



  • @nomdeplume said:

    @El_Heffe said:

    It might be a spell check thing since brad and bead are both legitimate words
     

    Nicely done.

    FTFY.
    wait wat



  • @El_Heffe said:

    if you look at all the results returned from that query, even if your results are different from his,  I'll bet every one of them uses the phrase "best of bread" when they mean "best of breed".
    Actual bread companies have used the phrase in their advertising.  In fact, I think one of those venerable Kermit Schaefer blooper records had some announcer getting his tang all tongueled up and urging listeners "Always reach for the breast in bed!"



  • @da Doctah said:

    getting his tang all tongueled up
     

    +1 wba



  •  I think (I'd have to go through a few crates to be sure) that I have a CD called "The Best of Bread", with songs on it like "Baby I'm-A Want You", "Everything I Own" and "The Guitar Man".



  • @fennec said:

    but honestly, the fact that people don't know how to spell "breed" in their marketing materials and write this phrase instead is hilarity in and of itself.
     

    NTKnow used to do a weekly "Google Goofs" - such as how many websites still had an index page entitled "Your Page Title Goes Here" or so.

    @Ben L. said:

    You can breed software now?

    Apparently some sites provide documented evidence of software as a bastard offspring.



  • @Cassidy said:

    NTKnow used to do a weekly "Google Goofs" - such as how many websites still had an index page entitled "Your Page Title Goes Here" or so.

    Thank you for sharing this link. NTKnow is the ugliest site I ever saw. It's worse than the old GNU.org! Now I have to go look at pictures of Alyssa Milano to soothe my mind and put the universe back in balance.



  • @Speakerphone Dude said:

    @Cassidy said:

    NTKnow used to do a weekly "Google Goofs" - such as how many websites still had an index page entitled "Your Page Title Goes Here" or so.

    Thank you for sharing this link. NTKnow is the ugliest site I ever saw. It's worse than the old GNU.org! Now I have to go look at pictures of Alyssa Milano to soothe my mind and put the universe back in balance.

    At least it's gray and not bright pink or some shit.



  • @Ben L. said:

    @Speakerphone Dude said:
    @Cassidy said:

    NTKnow used to do a weekly "Google Goofs" - such as how many websites still had an index page entitled "Your Page Title Goes Here" or so.

    Thank you for sharing this link. NTKnow is the ugliest site I ever saw. It's worse than the old GNU.org! Now I have to go look at pictures of Alyssa Milano to soothe my mind and put the universe back in balance.

    At least it's gray and not bright pink or some shit.

    I'd rather shop on sandman.com than browse the NTKnow site again. (By the way, Sandman is still selling the best seat in the house!)



  • @Speakerphone Dude said:

    NTKnow is the ugliest site I ever saw
     

    If you look at the dates it was active, you'll see why: it started back in the HTML3 days and was originally an email circular which predated HTML email and also ceased updating before Web2.0 was around, so was focussed upon content than presentation.

    It was never really intended to be a website - the site's just an archive of their circulars.



  • @Speakerphone Dude said:

    NTKnow is the ugliest site I ever saw.

    Then you haven't been around when I posted this site. They have actually improved it heaps though; it used to have a yellow background and be created in MSHTML-creating software (Word or Powerpoint or something).



  • @Zemm said:

    Then you haven't been around when I posted this site. They have actually improved it heaps though; it used to have a yellow background and be created in MSHTML-creating software (Word or Powerpoint or something).

    Wow! A literal WTF moment: Q.L.D? V.I.C?



  • @LurkNoMore said:

    @Zemm said:
    Then you haven't been around when I posted this site. They have actually improved it heaps though; it used to have a yellow background and be created in MSHTML-creating software (Word or Powerpoint or something).

    Wow! A literal WTF moment: Q.L.D? V.I.C?

    My favorite part is that it's too wide for my browser window, so it cuts off the right edge while leaving the four identical images that have nothing to do with the site taking up the entire left half* of the page.

    * measurements may be inaccurate



  • @Zemm said:

    @Speakerphone Dude said:
    NTKnow is the ugliest site I ever saw.

    Then you haven't been around when I posted this site. They have actually improved it heaps though; it used to have a yellow background and be created in MSHTML-creating software (Word or Powerpoint or something).

    I hate to repost, but did you check sandman.com? It looks like an online version of those cheap placemats covered with ads that are used in truck-stops on the I29 and other god-forgotten places.



  • @Speakerphone Dude said:

    @Zemm said:
    @Speakerphone Dude said:
    NTKnow is the ugliest site I ever saw.

    Then you haven't been around when I posted this site. They have actually improved it heaps though; it used to have a yellow background and be created in MSHTML-creating software (Word or Powerpoint or something).

    I hate to repost, but did you check sandman.com? It looks like an online version of those cheap placemats covered with ads that are used in truck-stops on the I29 and other god-forgotten places.

    <marquee>Great Butt-set!</marquee>



  • @Ben L. said:

    @Speakerphone Dude said:
    @Zemm said:
    @Speakerphone Dude said:
    NTKnow is the ugliest site I ever saw.

    Then you haven't been around when I posted this site. They have actually improved it heaps though; it used to have a yellow background and be created in MSHTML-creating software (Word or Powerpoint or something).

    I hate to repost, but did you check sandman.com? It looks like an online version of those cheap placemats covered with ads that are used in truck-stops on the I29 and other god-forgotten places.
    Great Butt-set!

    LIVE BIRDS!




  • @Speakerphone Dude said:

    By the way, Sandman is still selling the best seat in the house!
    <font color="#000080" face="Arial">If you don't want to read all this information on bidets, or you don't
    have time right now, you can listen to all of this information
    in an mp3 file on your computer or your mp3 player...</font>

    <font face="Arial" size="2"> Click the icon to PLAY the 51 minute mp3 file,</font>

     

     

    What is there to say about bidets that takes 51 minutes?

     



  • @El_Heffe said:

    What is there to say about bidets that takes 51 minutes?
    \

    Live demo.



  • @El_Heffe said:

    @Speakerphone Dude said:

    By the way, Sandman is still selling the best seat in the house!
    <font color="#000080" face="Arial">If you don't want to read all this information on
    bidets,
    or you don't

    have time right now, you can listen to all
    of this information

    in an mp3 file on your computer or your mp3 player...</font>


    <font face="Arial" size="2">
    Click the icon to PLAY
    the 51 minute mp3 file
    ,</font>

     

     

    What is there to say about bidets that takes 51 minutes?

     

    The important part: "Bidet" feature is for women, "Family" feature is for everyone (code name for asshole). Watch the video, it looks sooooooooooooooo pleasant.


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