Quite a stack
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I installed collectd so I could monitor the server I'm writing. Turns out the server uses several terabytes of stack.
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@SEMI-HYBRID code said:
Welcome to the Stackedservers.com, the first porn site of busty machines! Please, choose from our cathegories: big stack, huge stack, natural stack, big stack and thick cable, big stack interplatform...
What? No category for us that prefer big heaps? I want the constant memory leaks filling big heaps!
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You know that most women don't like deep recursion and you'll definitely run out of stack space quickly?
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It's the new Deep Recursion programming methodology. You wrap every successive instruction in a function call. This makes it much easier to implement things like exception handling and XML parsing. Branching gets a bit dicey, though.
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@db2 said:
It's the new Deep Recursion programming methodology. You wrap every successive instruction in a function call. This makes it much easier to implement things like exception handling and XML parsing. Branching gets a bit dicey, though.
Sexy.
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This reminded me of something I saw on a client's bandwidth chart a month ago.
Let's see if this thing knows how a BBCode IMG tag works!
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@Thalagyrt said:
This reminded me of something I saw on a client's bandwidth chart a month ago.
Is this your client?
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Hah. Nah, I run a small VPS provider. SolusVM glitched up on this guy and reported a 60.9 PB/s bandwidth spike. I know he uses a ton of bandwidth (about 800GB a month) but a 60.9 PB/s spike is really pushing it!
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@Mcoder said:
@SEMI-HYBRID code said:
Welcome to the Stackedservers.com, the first porn site of busty machines! Please, choose from our cathegories: big stack, huge stack, natural stack, big stack and thick cable, big stack interplatform...
What? No category for us that prefer big heaps? I want the constant memory leaks filling big heaps!
I like big heaps 'an I cannot lie
you otha programmas can't deny
when a queue walks in wit a itty biddy cache and a big stack in your face you get sprung!
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@RichP said:
If anyone's wondering, this is the melody.@Mcoder said:
@SEMI-HYBRID code said:
Welcome to the Stackedservers.com, the first porn site of busty machines! Please, choose from our cathegories: big stack, huge stack, natural stack, big stack and thick cable, big stack interplatform...
What? No category for us that prefer big heaps? I want the constant memory leaks filling big heaps!
I like big heaps 'an I cannot lie
you otha programmas can't deny
when a queue walks in wit a itty biddy cache and a big stack in your face you get sprung!
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@Ben L. said:
@RichP said:
I like big heaps 'an I cannot lie
If anyone's wondering, this is the melody.you otha programmas can't deny
when a queue walks in wit a itty biddy cache and a big stack in your face you get sprung!
Lies! But +1 on finding that on NPR.
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