I just wrote a poem... I'm curious to read what TheDailyWTF thinks.
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You live in a world
of "master chief," "teh codez," and "'bros' before 'hos.'"
I live in a world
where our immortality
once in my belly
lives now in a jar
pressed as tight against my heart
as I can manage.
She is as dead as the dreams i once had for you.
Is a phone call to much to ask?
You just missed your "call of duty," you stupid little boy.
--Bridget99
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Here I sit,
Broken-hearted.
Trying to get
This server started.
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@da Doctah said:
Here I sit,
Broken-hearted.
Trying to get
This server started.
Here I stand and point my finger
How long will these servers linger?
Amazon will host your data
(except for naughty masturbators).
CLOUD, B*TCH.
--Bridget99
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Wow, that was.. far too information. Sorry things are going badly for you. Things will get better.
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I don't get it
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I think I did.
And if I did... sorry for your loss, bridget.
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@lettucemode said:
I don't get it
It's about a woman being neglected by her emotionally-stunted boyfriend, resulting in her aborting their child.
I have no idea if it's fiction or what. I'm not even sure bridget is a woman.
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@morbiuswilters said:
@lettucemode said:
I don't get it
It's about a woman being neglected by her emotionally-stunted boyfriend, resulting in her aborting their child.
One thing about poetry that always impresses me is how much information you can put in just a few lines, if you select the right words.
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You start to write some memorable code that has now failed?
Next time don't rely on team. Do it solo. Code will become immortal and also run as per your desire.
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@blakeyrat said:
One thing about poetry that always impresses me is how much information you can put in just a few lines, if you select the right words.
You tweet. You know perfectly well how it works.
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@dhromed said:
@blakeyrat said:
One thing about poetry that always impresses me is how much information you can put in just a few lines, if you select the right words.
You tweet. You know perfectly well how it works.Ah! But when I tweet nobody understands what the hell I'm talking about.
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@blakeyrat said:
@dhromed said:
Which makes Twitter exactly like poetry!@blakeyrat said:
One thing about poetry that always impresses me is how much information you can put in just a few lines, if you select the right words.
You tweet. You know perfectly well how it works.Ah! But when I tweet nobody understands what the hell I'm talking about.
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@Nagesh said:
Filed under: Jar = java archive.
Son of a bitch. You go through your whole life thinking you are a Master Troll. Then you meet someone like Nagesh.
Well, boys, I know when I'm licked. Time for this cowboy to ride off into the sunset. See you all in Hell.
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@dhromed said:
@morbiuswilters said:
See you all in Hell.
But... I won't go there...
You're European: you don't have a choice.
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@morbiuswilters said:
@Nagesh said:
Except in Firefox where .jar is really a .zip file.Filed under: Jar = java archive.
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@morbiuswilters said:
@dhromed said:
Not everyone in Europe subscribes to the Vatican's ethos of purgatory and paedophilia.
You're European: you don't have a choice.@morbiuswilters said:
See you all in Hell.
But... I won't go there...
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@morbiuswilters said:
@dhromed said:
@morbiuswilters said:
See you all in Hell.
But... I won't go there...
You're European: you don't have a choice.
No, no, I go here.
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@El_Heffe said:
@morbiuswilters said:
@Nagesh said:
Except in Firefox where .jar is really a .zip file.Filed under: Jar = java archive.
Actually, a .jar is always a zip file, just it has a certain directory structure.
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@dhromed said:
@morbiuswilters said:
@dhromed said:
@morbiuswilters said:
See you all in Hell.
But... I won't go there...
You're European: you don't have a choice.
No, no, I go here.
I've always wanted to bone the Dresden Codack girl. But anyway, you aren't permitted into secular heaven because of your Europeanness; it is reserved for American and Asian non-believers.
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@dhromed said:
@morbiuswilters said:
Dresden Codack girl.
I'm sorry, but you have to pass a spelling test.
You shut your damn mouth. She's already got her own brains, what she wants is raw sexuality.
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@morbiuswilters said:
what she wants is raw sexuality.
You're lucky the futurepeoplemachines only burnt off her legs, not her entire pelvis.
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You got your fetish in my misanthropic transhumanist webcomic character!
Oh yeah? Well you got your misanthropic transhumanist webcomic character in my fetish!
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@morbiuswilters said:
@El_Heffe said:
Yes, my mistake. I should have said " Except in Firefox where a .jar doesn't actually contain any Java".@morbiuswilters said:
@Nagesh said:
Except in Firefox where .jar is really a .zip file.Filed under: Jar = java archive.
Actually, a .jar is always a zip file, just it has a certain directory structure.
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Shirley a JAR is actually a TAR file...?
(I'm not clued-up on the internal structure, just the commands used to create and manipulate the contents)
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This reminds me I need a jar of peanutbutter.
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@PJH said:
Not everyone in Europe subscribes to the Vatican's ethos of purgatory and paedophilia.
Yeah, fuck purgatory.
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@DOA said:
@PJH said:
Not everyone in Europe subscribes to the Vatican's ethos of purgatory and paedophilia.
Yeah, fuck purgatory.And kids!
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@morbiuswilters said:
@El_Heffe said:
@morbiuswilters said:
@Nagesh said:
Except in Firefox where .jar is really a .zip file.Filed under: Jar = java archive.
Actually, a .jar is always a zip file, just it has a certain directory structure.
Yes. Excepting extension, there is no diff in internal structure of zip and jar files.
