Sexual harassment
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A couple of the management here have suggested that I might need an assistant to help with my workload, obviously my attempts at looking busy are working but since I built robots and software to automate most of my day to day tasks I'm actually not all that busy. There are peaks when something needs rushing but when it doesn't... well, I'm posting on here aren't I? You get the picture.
The thing is, the assistant he has offered me is the hottest woman in the place and although she is so far out of my league its in a parallel universe, I was tempted to take up the offer.
The only problem is that if I did, I'm pretty sure I'd be fired within the week for sexual harassment.
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@EncoreSpod said:
The thing is, the assistant he has offered me is the hottest woman in the place...
obviously my attempts at looking
at her peaks
FTFY (*snicker*)
Are they subtly suggesting that you may not be working as fast as they'd like?
Alternatively, perhaps she doesn't have anough work, so they're palming her off onto you in the hope of justifying her employment.
Then, once she's learned the ropes, when cutbacks approach, wellllll.....
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@Cassidy said:
Are they subtly suggesting that you may not be working as fast as they'd like?
Alternatively, perhaps she doesn't have anough work, so they're palming her off onto you in the hope of justifying her employment.
Then, once she's learned the ropes, when cutbacks approach, wellllll.....
Shit, maybe I should reconsider renewing the lease on my appartment as planned. :/
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@EncoreSpod said:
The thing is, the assistant he has offered me is the hottest woman in the place and although she is so far out of my league its in a parallel universe, I was tempted to take up the offer.
The only problem is that if I did, I'm pretty sure I'd be fired within the week for sexual harassment.
The only problem is that you still think in terms like "league" and "I can't control my harassing nature".
It's called TALKING TO PEOPLE. What are you, 16?
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@dhromed said:
It's called TALKING TO PEOPLE. What are you, 16?
+1 All the prettiest females I know are married to/with the ugliest men.
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My advice? Go watch Mad Men. Do exactly what they do. They sleep with their secretaries in every episode.
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@RHuckster said:
My advice? Go watch Mad Men. Do exactly what they do. They sleep with their secretaries in every episode.
+1
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@RHuckster said:
Go watch Mad Men. Do exactly what they do.
[url=http://seductionism.com/blog/01/10/how-to-pick-up-women-like-don-draper/]Here's the short version of that[/url].
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I don't know the dynamics of the place where you work, but she could be a spy sent by management to report on you.
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@dhromed said:
I'd have to second this.The only problem is that you still think in terms like "league" and "I can't control my harassing nature".
It's called TALKING TO PEOPLE. What are you, 16?
Regardless, does nobody consider the distraction factor? As strange as it sounds I would hate to have an attractive woman in my workplace. I do a job that requires laser-like focus for hours on end in a noisy enviroment. I already write retarded code when I'm tired or the least bit distracted, the last thing I need is thinking about the hot girl in the next office.
Springtime doesn't help either.
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@DOA said:
I already write retarded code when I'm tired or the least bit distracted, the last thing I need is thinking about the hot girl in the next office.
Springtime doesn't help either.
Distracted by thoughts of baseball? Or is it because it's allergy season?
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@da Doctah said:
@DOA said:
Maybe it's some sort of anti-SAD?I already write retarded code when I'm tired or the least bit distracted, the last thing I need is thinking about the hot girl in the next office.
Distracted by thoughts of baseball? Or is it because it's allergy season?Springtime doesn't help either.
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@da Doctah said:
Distracted by thoughts of baseball?
Distracted by some form of wood, certainly.
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I think you're dreaming
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@Shagen said:
I don't know the dynamics of the place where you work, but she could be a spy sent by management to report on you.
And if this is the case, they probably already set her to peek on your web surfing. So is she reading this thread, too. Hello, miss.
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I once work with one girl in a project. This girl was decent looking and also someone you would consider hot. Then the project was in total ruin. Project manager went to another job.
End of story.
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@Nagesh said:
I once work
with one girlin a project.This girl was decent looking and also someone you would consider hot.Then the project was in total ruin.Project manager went to another job.End of story.
Summarised TFY.
However... which of the following are you alleging?
- the PM was too easily distracted by the girl to properly manage the project
- the girl wasn't properly managed
- having hot girls on projects automatically ruins them (the project, not the girl)
- the project you were working on would have been ruined anyway
- the PM was too easily distracted by the girl to properly manage the project
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@Cassidy said:
@Nagesh said:
I once workwith one girlin a project.This girl was decent looking and also someone you would consider hot.Then the project was in total ruin.Project manager went to another job.End of story.
Summarised TFY.
However... which of the following are you alleging?
- the PM was too easily distracted by the girl to properly manage the project
- the girl wasn't properly managed
- having hot girls on projects automatically ruins them (the project, not the girl)
- the project you were working on would have been ruined anyway
Don't feed the troll.
Unless it's beef.
- the PM was too easily distracted by the girl to properly manage the project
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Or peanuts.
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@Cassidy said:
Any particular reason for the rider (and to insert my own - 'not that sort')- having hot girls on projects automatically ruins them (the project, not the
girl)
- having hot girls on projects automatically ruins them (the project, not the