I am Captain. Ask me if my balls hang low and if they are all wrinkly and if your mom loves them.
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You can ask me other things, too.
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Can I not ask you anything?
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Too late! But I suppose you could have.
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- Are you a book author?
- Are you hardware or software entrepreneur?
- Did you make your app-controlled hightech dildo for valentine?
- oops, was that idea patented?
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Do your balls hang low?
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Do you actually own a hat that awesome?
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Do your balls hang low?
can you swing them to and fro?
can you tie them in a knot like a continental soldier?
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How many children do you have? Does your wife sing? Have you ever had to flee from Nazis?
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- Yes. I've written four books for actuarial and risk management exams.
- Not really. I did a website product, but it didn't work out. I used all the materials I developed in the books I wrote. Maybe I will re-launch now that I have a good reputation in the field
- No. The hardware is too expensive for me right now. I don't want the inventory risk.
- Dunno.
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Yes. They swing to and fro.
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Not at the moment, but it's almost Christmas.
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Yes. And I get a funny feeling when they're hanging from the ceiling.
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No kids, no wife. I have a girlfriend and I might propose on New Year's Eve. Never met a Nazi I didn't flee from.
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Can you phrase that as a question?
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1. Yes. I've written four books for actuarial and risk management exams.
2. Not really. I did a website product, but it didn't work out. I used all the materials I developed in the books I wrote. Maybe I will re-launch now that I have a good reputation in the fieldSo what you are trying to say is: Don't buy your books, they don't help?
Filed Under: Your marketing strategy might suck but at least you are honest!
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Yes.
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Can you phrase that as a question?
Fuck you Trebek. What, with your dago mustache and your greasy hair.
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Often.
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Do you know Captain Crunch?
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Yes. He and Picard and And Tennille and I do lunch biweekly.
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Are your posts pure, or should I expect side effects such as headache, irregular bowel movements, rash and sexual arousal every time I see a naval uniform?
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Pure gold.
