TFTSB - A contest!
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Our company's HR department just plastered posters all over reading:
@Some corporate HR department said:
TFTSB
Watch this all unfold at the All-Hands on 10/18
Of course nobody around here knows what TFTSB is supposed to stand for. I tried a few possibilities like:
The
Friendly
Turtle
Slurps
Beerbut they all fell flat.
So I think the DailyWTF forums should come up with some possibilities! A contest!
Prizes: Entries that make me lol will be sharpied on posters around the building, because vandalism is the best prize
Deadline: 10/18 duh. Also I won't be here over the weekend, duh.
And... go.
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The Finance Team Strikes Back
This Friday, The Skies Burn {OK, so the 18th is a Tuesday. Too bad.}
Tales From The Sports Bar
Tequila From The Sponsor's Budget
The Final Tuesday: Surprise Bankruptcy!
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@blakeyrat said:
Our company's HR department just plastered posters all over reading:
@Some corporate HR department said:
TFTSB
Watch this all unfold at the All-Hands on 10/18
Of course nobody around here knows what TFTSB is supposed to stand for.
Take Flight! The Skies Boil!
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Team Fortress: Truly Sexy Babes
Totally Forgettable, Totally Stupid Brunch
Thin Film Transistor Screens Building
The Fat, Thick, Sorry Bitch
This Fucking Thing Sucks Balls
To Fry The Social Boredom
Team Flies To Super Bowl
The Fuck, This Shit Blows
Ten Feet Tall Sewer Bear
That's all.
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The French Think Seattle Blows
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ThankFul To Small Blessings
Thankful For Tangible Succulent Breasts.
I am just not in a poetic mood.
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Scarlet Manuka is the first winner, earning the coveted coffee machine spot:
His best entry was actually "The Final Tuesday: Surprise Bankruptcy!", but I didn't feel comfortable writing that all over the floor.
More winners when I get around to it or get horribly bored with JavaScript coding!
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Try Fried Tasty Sea Bass
Total Frontal Terrible Saggy Boobies
Tough Fucking Titty - Signed Blakey
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The First! The Second! Both!
Something we used to enjoy making the PHBs say. We'd ask them "which of these two unrelated 'priority one' projects do you want me to concentrate on?"
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Yes I have done a bad job managing this contest, but I will note that after I opened up the floodgates several other people started defacing posters too. Pics tomorrow if I decide to go into the office. Maybe 50/50 odds.
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@blakeyrat said:
Scarlet Manuka is the first winner, earning the coveted coffee machine spot
Woohoo!His best entry was actually "The Final Tuesday: Surprise Bankruptcy!", but I didn't feel comfortable writing that all over the floor.
Heh. Yes, I can understand that. I'll claim it as a moral victory. :)
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@blakeyrat said:
after I opened up the floodgates several other people started defacing posters too.
Civil disobedience!
Because subversion is best version.
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@da Doctah said:
The First! The Second! Both!
Something we used to enjoy making the PHBs say. We'd ask them "which of these two unrelated 'priority one' projects do you want me to concentrate on?"
Managers truly understand the concept of the biority and triority, but only when it applies to other people.
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Isn't today the day when it unfolds at the all hands?
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So how was the surprise bankruptcy?
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@operagost said:
So how was the surprise bankruptcy?
The meeting starts in an hour.
Sorry no photos because the vandalized posters were taken down. :(
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How about this one: The failure team send bugs??????
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@PsychoMom said:
How about this one: The failure team send bugs??????
Ok STILL nobody knows what it means. But I got a fleece and a iPod Nano from the team meeting, so good for me.
The only clue we have are:
1) It relates to the 13th floor (TF = Thirteenth Floor?)
2) It's an event happening in 22 days
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This is AWESOME!!! Checkout Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/pages/Tftsb/267062616665910
& #tftsb on twitter
Looks like the 13th Floor is truly going Digital!
Best part is doing a search for "tftsb" brings up this forum on top.
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@gatakamsky said:
Best part is doing a search for "tftsb" brings up this forum on top.
Oh man I need a new job now.
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@blakeyrat said:
@gatakamsky said:
Best part is doing a search for "tftsb" brings up this forum on top.
Oh man I need a new job now.
1) Set up a fake TFTSB website
2) Get your TFTSB website on the first page of Google
3) Hope for the best
Is your job worth more than the cost of step 2?
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@RTapeLoadingError said:
1) Set up a fake TFTSB website
2) Get your TFTSB website on the first page of Google
There's already http://tftsb.net/ as linked from the facebook page, and it's already the second result on the first Google result page.
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@derula said:
@RTapeLoadingError said:
1) Set up a fake TFTSB website
2) Get your TFTSB website on the first page of Google
There's already http://tftsb.net/ as linked from the facebook page, and it's already the second result on the first Google result page.Ah yes, comprehension can be useful.
So all Blakey really needs to do is get the other links above this one...
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@derula said:
There's already http://tftsb.net/ as linked from the facebook page, and it's already the second result on the first Google result page.
Ah, that's what it stands for, then. "The Floor That Shouldn't Be".
Check the page's source. Seems like it wasn't supposed to be revealed.
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@Xyro said:
@derula said:
There's already http://tftsb.net/ as linked from the facebook page, and it's already the second result on the first Google result page.
Ah, that's what it stands for, then. "The Floor That Shouldn't Be".
Check the page's source. Seems like it wasn't supposed to be revealed.
Well that's lame. I'm going with the Surprise Bankruptcy thing.
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I think you can make every week a new contest by choosing new letters. What shall we do next week: PTPFD
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@Xyro said:
@derula said:
So they're going to nuke the 13th floor? Might want to call in sick that day.There's already http://tftsb.net/ as linked from the facebook page, and it's already the second result on the first Google result page.
Ah, that's what it stands for, then. "The Floor That Shouldn't Be".
Check the page's source. Seems like it wasn't supposed to be revealed.
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@boomzilla said:
@dhromed said:
@PsychoMom said:
PTPFD
Pray That Peter Finds Donuts?Please Try Penis For Dinner?
Put That Pointy Finger Down!
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@da Doctah said:
@boomzilla said:
@dhromed said:
@PsychoMom said:
PTPFD
Pray That Peter Finds Donuts?Please Try Penis For Dinner?
Put That Pointy Finger Down!
loool guys you all are funny. How about this :
Potatoes Talk Pretty Fucking Dirty
Perky Tits Proofs Fabulous Dancer
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@dhromed said:
@PsychoMom said:
Perky Tits Proofs Fabulous Dancer
plz demonstrate.
ok close your eyes, imagine now beautiful fabulous female dancer.
You see her , yes? keep her in your mind cause it wont be me :Pif i am going to demonstrate you will noticed that, cause your roof will come down :P
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@PsychoMom said:
if i am going to demonstrate you will noticed that, cause your roof will come down :P
Because you're overweight and hanging onto the roof? I don't get this part...
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@Sutherlands said:
Because you're overweight and hanging onto the roof? I don't get this part...
I do wonder if it is possible that human body can do that?
The reason that your roof will come down is cause of the awesomeness and attractiveness i have in dancing :P muhahahhaahha
Ok before you say again something I KNOW THIS IS NOT MAKING ANY SENSE
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Will the roof collapse onto the floor that shouldn't be..?
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We should all Pay This Psychomom For Dancing. Just to see if that whole roof claim holds true.
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I'll donate my 2¢
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@derula said:
@RTapeLoadingError said:
There's already http://tftsb.net/ as linked from the facebook page, and it's already the second result on the first Google result page.1) Set up a fake TFTSB website
2) Get your TFTSB website on the first page of Google
I can see this was all a great success:
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What are you looking for?
That girl's phone number.
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Funny... if you look up that number in google, this thread is the second result.
Although I'm not sure why you put some poor schmuck's number from WA in this thread... unless you're that poor schmuck... or I'm missing something because I can't see the picture.
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@Sutherlands said:
Funny... if you look up that number in google, this thread is the second result.
Although I'm not sure why you put some poor schmuck's number from WA in this thread... unless you're that poor schmuck... or I'm missing something because I can't see the picture.
Wild surmise: Microsoft is in Washington.
It doesn't appear to be the number from which I received phone calls every twenty minutes for about a day and a half recently and led to me turning off the ringers on all my phones. On the few occasions when I picked it up, a voice told me that my call could not be completed as dialed.
But That one was in Spokane. Somebody that acquired their number from a communications company on the other side of the country and apparently threw the wrong switch when they installed the autodialer.
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@da Doctah said:
It doesn't appear to be the number from which I received phone calls every twenty minutes for about a day and a half recently and led to me turning off the ringers on all my phones. On the few occasions when I picked it up, a voice told me that my call could not be completed as dialed.
But That one was in Spokane. Somebody that acquired their number from a communications company on the other side of the country and apparently threw the wrong switch when they installed the autodialer.
Wait, what? You ANSWER the phone and the voice says the call cannot be completed as dialed? Is this some sort of phreaking thingy where someone figured out how to trick the phone company into thinking the recipient initiated the call, and thus bill him for the long distance instead of the caller?
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@Sutherlands said:
Although I'm not sure why you put some poor schmuck's number from WA in this thread... unless you're that poor schmuck... or I'm missing something because I can't see the picture.
I just dug it out of tftsb.net's whois info. You know, since the girl's photo is on tftsb.net. Must be her number. Makes sense to me.We may be able to figure out our esteemed peer's place of employment, but I reckoned that might be going too far.