My internet is wrong.



  • This morning I had this call

    - Hello , there is something wrong with my connection. I can't browse!
    - Well, everything is fine, tell me wich site fails
    - http://www.imagefap.com/base_href/gallery/3129219
    - errr I'll get back to you later.
    

    What's next? will they ask me for paper towels?



  • A friend of mine who worked in a hellpdesk once cut the connection of a guy who kept seeing porn at work and reported the pervert to their his boss. The other day the pervert stormed into his room and shouted at him, "WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON, MAN, WHO SAID WE CAN'T SEE SOME PUSSY AT WORK ANYMORE?".

    The company where it took place was a cell phone store. Sadly, some time after that my friend had to quit his job after receiving too many complaints from the people who worked there.



  • You'll need a new Resolution Categorization in Remedy if they do



  • @spamcourt said:

    http://www.imagefap.com/base_href/gallery/3129219
    Ok, now I got to ask... what were the pictures about?



  • @DOA said:

    @spamcourt said:

    http://www.imagefap.com/base_href/gallery/3129219
    Ok, now I got to ask... what were the pictures about?

     

    Image porn.

    Where you see saucy pictures of naked photographs.

     

    Stylishly placed on a hard-wooden table.

     



  • I worked for an ISP, and one of my coworkers received the complaint of "I can't see this porn site anymore and my neighbor on a rival ISP can!" He did as much troubleshooting as possible without actually typing the URL into the browser. Turned out that the site in question was kiddie porn, and taken down by law enforcement, and his neighbor's ISP just had the front page cached.

    I just can't believe someone was so upset he couldn't see naked people on one site he decided to call his ISP. And not, you know, find any other porn site on the net. (although I guess kiddy-diddlers have a specific subset of porn that's their "thing"... and it keeps getting taken down for some reason!)



  • Did you report him?



  • @dhromed said:

    @DOA said:

    @spamcourt said:

    http://www.imagefap.com/base_href/gallery/3129219
    Ok, now I got to ask... what were the pictures about?

     

    Image porn.

    Where you see saucy pictures of naked photographs.

    Stylishly placed on a hard-wooden table.

    Fap.



  • Luckily, I wasn't on shift at the time this happened.

    IIRC, the "abuse" team got involved and sent the guy's local law-enforcement professionals to visit him. and his neighbor. (they worked closely with law enforcement in other cases, and there were procedures to be followed.)

    co-worker got an attaboy for figuring out how to verify without being arrested for possession of child porn.



  • @dhromed said:

    Image porn.

    Where you see saucy pictures of naked photographs.

     

    Stylishly placed on a hard-wooden table.

    You just gave me THE idea. I'll spend the afternoon playing with image magick, pictures of margaret thatcher and squid.



  • @spamcourt said:

    You just gave me THE idea. I'll spend the afternoon playing with image magick, pictures of margaret thatcher and squid.

    Well duh.

    But what's your idea?



  • @blakeyrat said:

    @spamcourt said:
    You just gave me THE idea. I'll spend the afternoon playing with image magick, pictures of margaret thatcher and squid.

    Well duh.

    But what's your idea?

     

    :haw:

     



  • @dhromed said:


     

    What the hell have you been doing to those poor turtles?

     



  • @Someone You Know said:

    What the hell have you been doing to those poor turtles?
     

    Errything.


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