Stop me if you've heard this one before
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A guy walks into a bar with a prototype of an unreleased iPhone
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"Ow!"
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Apple should just give up and make this part of the release process.
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Did you hear the one about the guy who walked into an Apple store ......
and they gave him a hard drive full of confidential files?
Rimshot!
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It's the second runner up.