More minimalist scams



  • Subject: I WILL $10.5 MILLION DOLLARS TO YOU‏

    Text:  I WILL $10.5 MILLION DOLLARS TO YOU CONATCT BARR.JOHNSON FOR MORE INFO

     Really, that's all there was to the

     


  •  "I accidentally" joke incoming in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...



  •  I don't get it.  This guy either bequeathed 10.5 million to you in the event that he dies, or he used his powers to *will* the money into your bank account.  Nice guy.  He's just letting you know it's coming.



  • @PSWorx said:

     "I accidentally" joke incoming in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

    It's in the OP.



  •  Trying to conatct the original poster; please email


  • Trolleybus Mechanic

    @dogbrags said:

     Trying to conatct the original poster; please email

     

    OP was a scam. If you got fooled by it, email me your bank details and I'll initiate WTF Forum Admin (0FFICIAL!) refund for you with additional holdings intrest of plus ten point six (9.7%) percent.



  • @Lorne Kates said:

    @dogbrags said:

     Trying to [b]conatct[/b] the original poster; please email

     

    OP was a scam. If you got fooled by it, email me your bank details and I'll initiate WTF Forum Admin (0FFICIAL!) refund for you with additional holdings intrest of plus ten point six (9.7%) percent.


    Bolded for emphasis.


  • Trolleybus Mechanic

    @Quietust said:

    @Lorne Kates said:

    @dogbrags said:

     Trying to conatct the original poster; please email

     

    OP was a scam. If you got fooled by it, email me your bank details and I'll initiate WTF Forum Admin (0FFICIAL!) refund for you with additional holdings intrest of plus ten point six (9.7%) percent.

    Bolded for emphasis.
     

    De-bolded because I'm a prick.



  • <font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#FF0080">@Lorne Kates said:

    @Quietust said:

    @Lorne Kates said:

    @dogbrags said:

     Trying to conatct the original poster; please email

     

    OP was a scam. If you got fooled by it, email me your bank details and I'll initiate WTF Forum Admin (0FFICIAL!) refund for you with additional holdings intrest of plus ten point six (9.7%) percent.


    Bolded for emphasis.
     

    De-bolded because I'm a prick.


    Comic Sans'd that for you.</font>


  • Trolleybus Mechanic

    @derula said:

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">@Lorne Kates said:

    @Quietust said:

    @Lorne Kates said:

    @dogbrags said:

     Trying to conatct the original poster; please email

     

    OP was a scam. If you got fooled by it, email me your bank details and I'll initiate WTF Forum Admin (0FFICIAL!) refund for you with additional holdings intrest of plus ten point six (9.7%) percent.

    Bolded for emphasis.
     

    De-bolded because I'm a prick.

    Comic Sans'd that for you.</font>
     

    The Universe is now complete. 



  • @Lorne Kates said:

    @derula said:

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">@Lorne Kates said:
    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">@Quietust said:

    @Lorne Kates said:
    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">@dogbrags said:

    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS"> Trying to conatct the original poster; please email
    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">

     </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">OP was a scam. If you got fooled by it, email me your bank details and I'll initiate WTF Forum Admin (0FFICIAL!) refund for you with additional holdings intrest of plus ten point six (9.7%) percent.
    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">

    Bolded for emphasis.
     </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">De-bolded because I'm a prick. </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">
    Comic Sans'd that for you.</font>
     

     <font color="#ff0080" face="comic sans ms,sand">The Universe is now complete. </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="comic sans ms,sand">Now it's complete</font>

     



  • <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">@El_Heffe said:

    @Lorne Kates said:

    @derula said:

    @Lorne Kates said:
    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">@Quietust said:

    @Lorne Kates said:
    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">@dogbrags said:

    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS"> Trying to conatct the original poster; please email
    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">

     </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">OP was a scam. If you got fooled by it, email me your bank details and I'll initiate WTF Forum Admin (0FFICIAL!) refund for you with additional holdings intrest of plus ten point six (9.7%) percent.
    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">


    Bolded for emphasis.
     </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">De-bolded because I'm a prick. </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">

    Comic Sans'd that for you.</font>
     

     <font color="#ff0080" face="comic sans ms,sand">The Universe is now complete. </font>

    Now it's complete

    FTFTFYFY</font>



  • @derula said:

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">@El_Heffe said:
    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">@Lorne Kates said:

    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">@derula said:

    @Lorne Kates said:
    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">@Quietust said:

    @Lorne Kates said:
    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">@dogbrags said:

    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS"> Trying to conatct the original poster; please email
    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">

     </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">OP was a scam. If you got fooled by it, email me your bank details and I'll initiate WTF Forum Admin (0FFICIAL!) refund for you with additional holdings intrest of plus ten point six (9.7%) percent.
    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">

    Bolded for emphasis.
     </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">De-bolded because I'm a prick. </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">
    Comic Sans'd that for you.</font>
     

     <font color="#ff0080" face="comic sans ms,sand">The Universe is now complete. </font>

    Now it's complete
    FTFTFYFY

    No, *now* it's complete.

     



  • @DaveK said:

    @derula said:

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">@El_Heffe said:
    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">@Lorne Kates said:

    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">@derula said:

    @Lorne Kates said:
    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">@Quietust said:

    @Lorne Kates said:
    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">@dogbrags said:

    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS"> Trying to conatct the original poster; please email
    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">

     </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">OP was a scam. If you got fooled by it, email me your bank details and I'll initiate WTF Forum Admin (0FFICIAL!) refund for you with additional holdings intrest of plus ten point six (9.7%) percent.
    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">


    Bolded for emphasis.
     </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">De-bolded because I'm a prick. </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">

    Comic Sans'd that for you.</font>
     

     <font color="#ff0080" face="comic sans ms,sand">The Universe is now complete. </font>

    Now it's complete

    FTFTFYFY

    No, now it's complete.

     

    I think it also needs to be bolded, italicised, and underlined for that. And marqueed.



  • @Spectre said:

    @DaveK said:

    @derula said:

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">@El_Heffe said:
    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">@Lorne Kates said:

    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">@derula said:

    @Lorne Kates said:
    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">@Quietust said:

    @Lorne Kates said:
    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">@dogbrags said:

    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS"> Trying to conatct the original poster; please email
    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">

     </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">OP was a scam. If you got fooled by it, email me your bank details and I'll initiate WTF Forum Admin (0FFICIAL!) refund for you with additional holdings intrest of plus ten point six (9.7%) percent.
    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">


    Bolded for emphasis.
     </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">De-bolded because I'm a prick. </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">

    Comic Sans'd that for you.</font>
     

     <font color="#ff0080" face="comic sans ms,sand">The Universe is now complete. </font>

    Now it's complete

    FTFTFYFY

    No, now it's complete.

     

    I think it also needs to be bolded, italicised, and underlined for that. And marqueed.

    <blink><marquee><font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">Like this?</font></marquee></blink>



  • <FONT color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS" style="font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;text-decoration:underline;overflow: auto; overflow-style: marquee; white-space: nowrap"><marquee>@Ben L. said:
    @Spectre said:
    @DaveK said:
    @derula said:
    @El_Heffe said:
    @Lorne Kates said:
    @derula said:
    @Lorne Kates said:
    @Quietust said:
    @Lorne Kates said:
    @dogbrags said:
    Trying to conatct the original poster; please email
    OP was a scam. If you got fooled by it, email me your bank details and I'll initiate WTF Forum Admin (0FFICIAL!) refund for you with additional holdings intrest of plus ten point six (9.7%) percent.
    Bolded for emphasis.
    De-bolded because I'm a prick.
    Comic Sans'd that for you.
    The Universe is now complete.
    Now it's complete
    FTFTFYFY
    No, *now* it's complete.
    I think it also needs to be bolded, italicised, and underlined for that. And marqueed.
    Like this?
    ... sort of. Marquee is a bitch though. </marquee></font>


  •  sick people.



  •  I am this --> <-- close to locking this thread out of spite to you guys.



  • @dhromed said:

    I am this --> <-- close to locking this thread out of spite to you guys.

    :(



  • @dhromed said:

     I am this <blink>--></blink> <blink><--</blink> close to locking this thread out of spite to you guys.

     

    BTFY.


  • Trolleybus Mechanic

    @derula said:

    @dhromed said:
     I am this --> <-- close to locking this thread out of spite to you guys.
    <font style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; text-decoration: underline; overflow: auto; white-space: nowrap;" color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS" size="24px"> </font>

    <font style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; overflow: auto; white-space: nowrap;" color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS" size="24px">:( </font>

     

    <font style="font-size: 8px; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; overflow: auto; white-space: nowrap;" color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS" size="8px">ftfy</font>


  • @Lorne Kates said:

    @derula said:

    @dhromed said:
    I am this --> <-- close to locking this thread out of spite to you guys.

    <FONT style="font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;text-decoration:underline;overflow:auto;white-space:nowrap;" color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS" size="24px">
    </FONT>

    <FONT style="font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;overflow:auto;white-space:nowrap;" color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS" size="24px">:(
    </FONT>

     

    <FONT style="font-size:8px;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;overflow:auto;white-space:nowrap;" color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS" size="8px">ftfy</FONT>

    Emoticons look soo much better in Random Large Scrolling Comic Sans MS Font.


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