Paul is my hero
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Apparently, this company hired a homeless drifter to do their IT: Paul Van Komen
Screenshot for posterity:
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They got him into a suit for this iteration of their staff pictures, though. I'm too lazy to find the original version of their staff page floating around the net.
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According to his profile page, he's been there since 1988. What it doesn't say is that he's never been allowed home to wash or shave ever since!!
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I think we've found the source of the "IT guru" concept.
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Must... resist... posting... redneck... link...
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His suspenders must be under the jacket.
Also, am I the only one who envisioned Mr. Gould's eyes flashing yellow as he stuck his arm out palm first and flung less powerful real estate agents' Jaffa aside? You notice that he's the only one without a job title... Coincidence? I think not! Kneel before your God!
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@PeriSoft said:
Also, am I the only one who envisioned Mr. Gould's eyes flashing yellow as he stuck his arm out palm first and flung less powerful real estate agents' Jaffa aside? You notice that he's the only one without a job title... Coincidence? I think not! Kneel before your God!
So you're suggesting that he changed the spelling of his name from "Goa'uld" for business reasons?
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@da Doctah said:
@PeriSoft said:
Also, am I the only one who envisioned Mr. Gould's eyes flashing yellow as he stuck his arm out palm first and flung less powerful real estate agents' Jaffa aside? You notice that he's the only one without a job title... Coincidence? I think not! Kneel before your God!
So you're suggesting that he changed the spelling of his name from "Goa'uld" for business reasons?
Kree!
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@MeesterTurner said:
According to his profile page, he's been there since 1988. What it doesn't say is that he's never been allowed home to wash or shave ever since!!
Which is 5 years more than how long that company has been operating for...
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@MeesterTurner said:
What it doesn't say is that he's never been forced to wash or shave ever since!!
FTFY.
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@blakeyrat said:
Apparently, this company hired a homeless drifter to do their IT: Paul Van Komen
I call fake - a sysadmin in a suit? Pull the other one.
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@Zimzat said:
They got him into a suit
That's not a suit. It's a knitted cardigan.
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Check out Justin Rose on the upper right corner. Doesn't he look like the sleazy salesman archetype? Seriously, would you buy anything from this guy?
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6 dudes, 6 chicks.
There must be couples there, I guess...
Paul's girlfriend ? Asian chicks love hippies. Bovieng must be the one.
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@TarquinWJ said:
@Zimzat said:
That's not a knitted cardigan. It's his natural body hair.They got him into a suit
That's not a suit. It's a knitted cardigan.
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Here's the original:
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@DOA said:
Check out Justin Rose on the upper right corner. Doesn't he look like the sleazy salesman archetype? Seriously, would you buy anything from this guy?
I didn't even think they made those in Australia. I ran into two clones of that guy up here - a car salesman in Jersey, and a mattress salesman in Ithaca. It really is bizarre how similar they look; it must be self-selecting - kinda like TV news cameramen, who always wear jeans, t-shirts over sweaters, knit caps, and have two-day beards.
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He does, however, have a facebook account with some surprisingly non-freaky friends.
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@PSWorx said:
And according to his account, he likes using Zoosk for his online dating needs.He does, however, have a facebook account with some surprisingly non-freaky friends.
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@smbarbour said:
And according to his account, he likes using Zoosk for his online dating needs.
That's endorsement enough for me.
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@JakeyC said:
Here's the original:
Am I really the only person who's noticed that Paul has not only acquired a knitted cardigan but ALSO a surname since the original version?
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Deans Property: The Movie
Justin Rose : Vinnie Jones
Michael Gould : James Caan
Paul Van Komen : Richard Gere
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That's not a knitted cardigan. It's his natural body hair.
Knitted into a cardigan
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@El_Heffe said:
Some people actually do this: http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2008/10/knitting_with_hair.htmlThat's not a knitted cardigan. It's his natural body hair.
Knitted into a cardigan
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@PJH said:
@El_Heffe said:
Some people actually do this: http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2008/10/knitting_with_hair.htmlThat's not a knitted cardigan. It's his natural body hair.
Knitted into a cardiganI learn a little on TDWTF every day.
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Vranic's soul patch is TRWTF.
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He's apparently lost his surname again.
It's back to just Paul Van, on the staff list.
