X3player wtfery
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Okay, so there i am, having just downloaded Twiligt 3 (not a wtf, you have no idea what (metric) a shitload of fun it is when you're watching it stoned (not a wtf either)), and tried to play it. Double click, and media player tells me it cannot play file. okay, happens sometimes, so i fire up KMPlayer (i already see those (TRWTF! you should have used kmp out front!*), which, to my surprise, plays a 45second video, beginning with "to play this file, you need to gets3player, from this websit [...]", and then showing a few scenes from the movie, cut in the form of some "teaser", or what.
so i go to the page (yes, i definately want to download this great new software, do i?</sarcasm>), and i find...
I mean... oh crap, the worst thing is that some people are probably stupid enough to actually buy it :-D.*to be fair, i tried media player after, only out of curiosity, but i put it on the beginning for the sake of gradation
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It also has a confirm() and an alert() when you leave the page, so that's a bonus, I guess.
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@SEMI-HYBRID code said:
Okay, so there i am, having just downloaded Twiligt 3 (not a wtf, you have no idea what (metric) a shitload of fun it is when you're watching it stoned
I would need to smoke a metric shitload of weed before Twilight became anything remotely resembling fun.
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@Smitty said:
@SEMI-HYBRID code said:
Okay, so there i am, having just downloaded Twiligt 3 (not a wtf, you have no idea what (metric) a shitload of fun it is when you're watching it stoned
I would need to smoke a metric shitload of weed before Twilight became anything remotely resembling fun.
I just assumed he meant something significantly stronger than weed, and for that very reason...
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@Smitty said:
@SEMI-HYBRID code said:
Doesn't it have hot women in it?Okay, so there i am, having just downloaded Twiligt 3 (not a wtf, you have no idea what (metric) a shitload of fun it is when you're watching it stoned
I would need to smoke a metric shitload of weed before Twilight became anything remotely resembling fun.
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@Lingerance said:
@Smitty said:
Nope. The men are more feminine than the women are (and they're about as feminine as Grace Jones).@SEMI-HYBRID code said:
Doesn't it have hot women in it?Okay, so there i am, having just downloaded Twiligt 3 (not a wtf, you have no idea what (metric) a shitload of fun it is when you're watching it stoned
I would need to smoke a metric shitload of weed before Twilight became anything remotely resembling fun.
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Ok, I'm a guy who enjoyed Tommy Wiseau's The Room (so I'm not one to criticize someone for reveling in cinematic atrocity), but even I think Twilight should never be watched by anyone, ever, no matter what circumstances.
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@toth said:
Ok, I'm a guy who enjoyed Tommy Wiseau's The Room (so I'm not one to criticize someone for reveling in cinematic atrocity), but even I think Twilight should never be watched by anyone, ever, no matter what circumstances.
My Daughter forced me to watch Eclipse last weekend. Being able to transform " The Farmer and the Cowman should be friends" from the musical Oklahoma into "The Werewolf and the Vampire Should be friends" with four full verses, and sing it non-stop on the ride home and the visit for a quick bite at McDonald's, and watching her growing annoyance, made sitting through 2 hours of pap worth it. (Not to mention our movie theater has 32 Oz Coca-Cola Icees. Yay)
IMHO, if you sparkle and run around the forest, you're not a Vampire.
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@SuperJames74 said:
@Smitty said:
@SEMI-HYBRID code said:
Okay, so there i am, having just downloaded Twiligt 3 (not a wtf, you have no idea what (metric) a shitload of fun it is when you're watching it stoned
I would need to smoke a metric shitload of weed before Twilight became anything remotely resembling fun.
I just assumed he meant something significantly stronger than weed, and for that very reason...
assumptions are bad and my organism drug-friendly, so i'm perfectly happy with weed, when watching crap, thank you.
also, it makes C# + XNA more fun.
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@Medezark said:
My Daughter forced me to watch Eclipse last weekend. Being able to transform " The Farmer and the Cowman should be friends" from the musical Oklahoma into "The Werewolf and the Vampire Should be friends" with four full verses, and sing it non-stop on the ride home and the visit for a quick bite at McDonald's, and watching her growing annoyance, made sitting through 2 hours of pap worth it.
You will have to post that here. That is awesome.
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@Smitty said:
@SEMI-HYBRID code said:
Okay, so there i am, having just downloaded Twiligt 3 (not a wtf, you have no idea what (metric) a shitload of fun it is when you're watching it stoned
I would need to smoke a metric shitload of weed before Twilight became anything remotely resembling fun.
I've only seen a couple of scenes, but I would say the movie is relatively good when compared with vogon poetry. The couple scenes managed to kill only some of the neurons in my brain and I didn't chew my arm completely off.
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@SEMI-HYBRID code said:
also, it makes C# + XNA more fun.
I agree 100%.
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@SEMI-HYBRID code said:
also, it makes everything (except talking to the police) more fun.
There, FTFY.