Hey sluts
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It's my birthday.
Don't deny it. You all care and want to wish me a happy birthday in that special way.
Well get in line!
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Don't mind me. I heard there might be sluts here, so I'm just waiting around for them to show up.
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I'm only here for the sluts.
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Hey Sluts?
Well fuck you, you cuntsucking dickbitch!
Would you like a new stealth suit for those nightly visits you are loved for? It has an optional strap-on and a set of appendages to choose from.
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@dhromed said:
Would you like a new stealth suit for those nightly visits you are loved for? It has an optional strap-on and a set of appendages to choose from.
Who's visiting you nightly? I think you need to start checking IDs at the door.
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@belgariontheking said:
It's my birthday.
I have (the remains of) an exquisite jar which I may be interested in giving as a present. Only one careless owner.
Video on request....
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@PJH said:
I have (the remains of) an exquisite jar which I may be interested in giving as a present. Only one careless owner.
I request it.
Video on request....
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@belgariontheking said:
@PJH said:
I have (the remains of) an exquisite jar which I may be interested in giving as a present. Only one careless owner.
I request it.
Video on request....+1 Vote
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@dhromed said:
@belgariontheking said:
I can only assume it's not, for I need no strap-on.Who's visiting you nightly?
oh shit it's not you?
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In honor of your birthday, I drank a shit ton of vodka, ate tons of taco bell dipped in kfc grease, and smoke a pack of cigs in about 2 hours.... Your present came the next day in the form of an offering to you oh porcelain god.
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So do that make everyone who replied to OP a slut?
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Now I feel violated.
