I guess that WOULD be a pretty sweet t-shirt
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http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=4uc1o5&s=4&hid=7
Upper left corner. Seems like it would be kind of expensive, though.
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I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time; it's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time: I can leave it home when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it. So I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes, but not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed. so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast. Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it; I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis.
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Do they call you King Missile?
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Which part of this Javascript-infested hell-hole do I need to enable to see... what?
You know, there are times that linking screen shots is lame, and there are times you should just not bother.
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ORRRRR....maybe the link has an animated GIF that is an integral part of the WTF...THEREBY rendering a screenshot worthless!
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@Stubb063 said:
ORRRRR....maybe the link has an animated GIF that is an integral part of the WTF...THEREBY rendering a screenshot worthless!
Yup, precisely why I didn't bother. It's one of those "you just have to go see it in action" kind of things.
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@Stubb063 said:
ORRRRR....maybe the link has an animated GIF that is an integral part of the WTF...THEREBY rendering a screenshot worthless!
Make an animated GIF screenshot.
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@morbiuswilters said:
Perhaps some sort of video reshoot?@Stubb063 said:
ORRRRR....maybe the link has an animated GIF that is an integral part of the WTF...THEREBY rendering a screenshot worthless!
Make an animated GIF screenshot.
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@blakeyrat said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1sxWfX86uQ
Awww. I expected a SpectateSwamp style reshoot of the linked page with fitting commentary.
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@blakeyrat said:
The people who made that were clearly tripping balls. In that respect, it's a pretty fucking good PSA, just not in the way they intended.
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@morbiuswilters said:
Except it's not a PSA - it's Italian Spiderman.@blakeyrat said:
The people who made that were clearly tripping balls. In that respect, it's a pretty fucking good PSA, just not in the way they intended.
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FWIW, I've always thought that this line:
@bstorer said:
I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on.
was the most inspiring lyric ever written. "Wind Beneath My Wings" (for example) has got nothing on having your dick reattached.
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Moved thread to Funny Stuff.