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....is Community Server
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How is an error page a WTF? I mean, CS is absolutely chock-full of WTFs, but what is the software supposed to do when it encounters an exception it can't recover from?
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It should STFU and make me some pie.
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The pie is a lie.
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:))))
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On embedded systems without a file system, we often hard-code the pie into the software.
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@steenbergh said:
On embedded systems without a file system, we often hard-code the pie into the software.
Do companion cubes have a file system?
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@badcaseofspace said:
@dhromed said:
If you think about it, a database is a filesystem, and a filesystem is a database.Do companion cubes have a file system?
WTF is a "file system"?
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@belgariontheking said:
@badcaseofspace said:
@dhromed said:
If you think about it, a database is a filesystem, and a filesystem is a database.Do companion cubes have a file system?
WTF is a "file system"?...and then he became enlightened
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@steenbergh said:
On embedded systems without a file system, we often hard-code the pie into the software.
#define pie 3.14159265358979323846
Like this?
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@badcaseofspace said:
@dhromed said:
Do companion cubes have a file system?
WTF is a "file system"?
REAL programmers use butterflies to store data.
They poke little holes in their wings, just like punch-cards
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@astonerbum said:
@dhromed said:
The pie is a lie.
Is it any more of a lie than the cake?
The cake is a lie, but pi is always True.
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@SkaveRat said:
@badcaseofspace said:
@dhromed said:
Do companion cubes have a file system?
WTF is a "file system"?
REAL programmers use butterflies to store data.
They poke little holes in their wings, just like punch-cardsAnd here I've been using faeries all these years. I could have saved myself so much sneezing from the dust if I'd just used butterflies.
I should still use sharpened unicorn horns to punch the holes though, right? Open to other suggestions, as they (the unicorns) really put up a fight when you take the hacksaw to them. Also any suggestions regarding tears in the wings when you rip them off.
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Then what is the value of cake? Ah... Homemade Cake Is Worth Its Weight In Gold...
And if you must define pie, use 4*atan(1).
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@Abdiel said:
Yup. Pye might change in the future.@steenbergh said:
On embedded systems without a file system, we often hard-code the pie into the software.
#define pie 3.14159265358979323846
Like this?
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@Medezark said:
And here I've been using faeries all these years. I could have saved myself so much sneezing from the dust if I'd just used butterflies.
You should have collected faerie dust, and then recreationally snort it.
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@belgariontheking said:
...and an SSDS text file is both?@badcaseofspace said:
@dhromed said:
If you think about it, a database is a filesystem, and a filesystem is a database.Do companion cubes have a file system?
WTF is a "file system"?
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@lolwtf said:
@belgariontheking said:
@badcaseofspace said:
...and an SSDS text file is both?@dhromed said:
If you think about it, a database is a filesystem, and a filesystem is a database.Do companion cubes have a file system?
WTF is a "file system"?No, an SSDS text file is much better than that. Because it ensures data integrity through an enhanced backup technique, it is easier to keep up-to-date (no complex folder layout needed, and with the append option you can pretty much make it do anything), doesn't require an index, is compatible with USB sticks, and if you want, you can easily edit it with notepad! Also, it's an open format, no proprietary mechanisms used whatsoever. And it's perfect for the non-techie (and well, also for the techie, just because it's so much faster, simply because everything is in the same folder; no recursive lookups needed).
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You all knew that pi day was coming, didn't you?
Also, anybody care to... Let's put it this way: all attempts to find out about SSDS point to either some crazy hard drive technology, military ship defense or a Microsoft product.
That can't be good.
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@badcaseofspace said:
You all knew that pi day was coming, didn't you?
What? No. It's still a long time to go until 3rd Twelvember.