The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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Ranch Dressing now available in a 5 liter keg
https://www.flavourgallery.com/collections/hidden-valley-ranch/products/hidden-valley-ranch-keg
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@el_heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Ranch Dressing now available in a 5 liter keg
That would only last a couple days here. Here being work where they serve us lunch every day... For 150ish people.
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@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"Spock has the mating urge and attacks Captain Kirk".
And then in season three:
"Spock's brain becomes the object of a bizarre search after a beautiful woman deftly removes his organ and vanishes"
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https://twitter.com/lykebutts/status/928033665535348741
https://twitter.com/KingOfKingsXII/status/928523871698927617
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@polygeekery
What a travesty. Everyone knows pineapple belongs on pizza, not the other way around.
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@polygeekery I believe the proper response is "only if you're doing it right"
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@da-doctah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o7UDpn1mKI
Surely the best moment in the history of television.
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@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
https://twitter.com/TheGingerarchy/status/928660645666582529
I only want one thing and that thing is a disgusting fucking.
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Just learned this is fake
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@boner Yeah, and so's the "Who is the prime minister of china" one.
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Similar to the guy who named his dog "Stains" and would yell for him "Come Stains!"
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@karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
But it's still disturbing when you realize you are the adultier adult.
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@jaloopa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
... I don't get it.
I searched for Peter Peter, hoping that was a hint, but all I found was this
Add "nursery rhyme" to your search.
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@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
https://twitter.com/_youhadonejob1/status/920945162930524160
Anybody want to give me a clue? Giving that it has > 20 likes, I figure it's more than just two unusual vehicles.
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@chozang you've never heard of Ghostbusters or Scooby-Doo?!
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@chozang you've never heard of Ghostbusters or Scooby-Doo?!
Thanks. I thought it looked like the Ghostbusters vehicle, but I never liked Scooby-Doo, so didn't recognize it. And I borrowed a car for a couple of months that made that paint job look mild.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
If they're calling Sri Lanka, "Buddha Land", I'm OK with that.
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@boner said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Bill was wrong about at least one thing. Winnekenni Castle is a proper castle.
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@el_heffe
Come on! Couldn't you post this in the appropriate thread? This is pure Cute Things material
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There's a glitch in the matrix
https://i.imgur.com/mR5tXvm.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/gniCcdl.jpg
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@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
https://twitter.com/TheGingerarchy/status/928660645666582529
Humorous juxtaposition is humorous.
Especially when you consider what the lambda is used for outside of video games (and I'm not talking about Lisp, for once).
So... is she saying all guys want Half-Life 3 instead of sex, or that they all want gay sex with GabeN? You make the call!
Either way, she wouldn't be getting sexxored by them. That doesn't mean she won't get sex, of course. It just wouldn't be with men.All hail the great Yuri! (may or may not be NSFW)
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@scholrlea said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
YouTube
I don't know how liberal your work environment is, but this isn't the NSFW thread!
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@jbert Sorry, I've put it under a Details now.
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@el_heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
There's a glitch in the matrix
note the guys in the white:
https://gfycat.com/PrestigiousWeeGreyhounddog
http://i.imgur.com/849Jwq5.gifv
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@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
note the guys in the white:
Saw that one a few days ago with a caption along the lines of "what happens when you forget to correctly seed your random number generators"
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@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@el_heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
There's a glitch in the matrix
note the guys in the white:
???
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@scholrlea said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
is she saying all guys want Half-Life 3 instead of sex
why_not_both.gif
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@boomzilla They're perfectly synchronized when they start running.
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@blek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla They're perfectly synchronized when they start running.
That just means their responses are optimized the same.
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@blek why wouldn't they be? That's kind of how basketball works
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So, I went to the renaissance festival yesterday.
I spent my time misidentifying costumes to my wife.
The third zelda was pretty pissed and insisted they were link.
Thorin got a laugh out of me telling her that winter was coming (yes, a chick dressed up as thorin), but then I asked where the log went and they lost it,
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@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The third zelda was pretty pissed and insisted they were link.
So were they dressed in a dress or green tights? ?