ALTERNATE FACTS THREAD
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The rules:
- All replies must contain at least one alternate fact.
- Fact checking and meta-discussion is forbidden.
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@ben_lubar I consider your rules to be alternate facts.
Wait ... oh, shit. :headsplosion:
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3 Alternative facts:
- My name is 'Arthur', King of the Britons.
- My mission is to seek the Holy Grail.
- I know the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow.
Filed Under: Might be facts for somebody who is not me, which makes them alternative!
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@Kuro said in ALTERNATE FACTS THREAD:
I know the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow.
African or European? :P
My alternative fact:
- I am a porcupine
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Leif Ericsson conducted a MAJOR PROTOCOL BREACH when he gave back America to the indians, so technically it still belongs to Norway.
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@Mikael_Svahnberg it's OK, no one else who's sane wants it anyway
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@Onyx said in ALTERNATE FACTS THREAD:
@Mikael_Svahnberg it's OK, no one
elsewho's sane wants it anywayFTFY
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Alternative fact: this is not a fact.
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Theresa May knows exactly what she's doing with Brexit
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I voted for Trump.
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There are a finite number of boomzillas on this forum.
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Android is the world's most popular desktop OS, but is edged out in server installations by Menuet.
The 43rd president of the United States was Lionel Richie.
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@scholrlea Also, Donald Trump is the hereditary emperor of Mexico.
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@dkf said in ALTERNATE FACTS THREAD:
@scholrlea Also, Donald Trump is the hereditary emperor of Mexico.
He even has a Mexican birth certificate to prove it. And he is decended from both Emperor Maximilian and Emperor Norton, so he's doubly legitimate!
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Noam Chomsky is an honory member of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council.
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The fight with Zhaitan at the end of the Guild Wars 2 story mission Victory or Death is well-designed and fun.
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Bluetooth is an amazing technology that just works.
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There exists in the world at least one utility company that as at least one employee who is not a complete fucking idiotic moron
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@jaloopa said in ALTERNATE FACTS THREAD:
There exists in the world at least one utility company that as at least one employee who is not a complete fucking idiotic moron
The name of that company is Pacific Gas and Electric. Who are a great company to work for and work with, never screw over customers in any way, would never do shoddy work leading to fires and explosions, don't violate their contracts with any cities, and are completely reliable 24/7 to nine nines.
Filed Under: I have been away from the Gay Area for eight years, and I still get steamed over those fuckers.