Wifi network wtf

Nyquist

found on TheChive.com:

garyniger

OMG!!!!!!!!!! A CUSTOMIZED AND PROVOCATIVE WIRELESS NETWORK NAME!

It must be witchcraft!

TarquinWJ

Your neighbours are talking to you...

Nyquist

@TarquinWJ said:

Your neighbours are talking to you...

Not mine personally, I found it on the site above - but there have been neighbours I've wanted to do that to.

Kiss_me_I_m_Polish

Oh well. Haven't we all been there?

MYSTEPMOTHERLIKESITROUGH

my roommate sleeps around

hackhackhackhackhack

we dont share stop asking

RayS

I can understand their concern. Hearing giraffes having sex is entirely unpleasant.

Zemm

I'm lamenting the lack of unsecured wireless networks! When I first moved into this house there was a convenient network called "default", which served us well for the month that it took ADSL2 to be connected. It's still called default but now it's WPA protected...

My Linksys router uses a default name of "Linksys". I never gave it any thought until I moved to a new neighborhood and bought a new wireless adapter for my computer. The first time I tried to connect I was presented with about 6 connections all named Linksys.

I especially like "we can hear you having sex".

blakeyrat

@RayS said:

I can understand their concern. Hearing giraffes having sex is entirely unpleasant.

Better than Carol Channing.

@blakeyrat said:

@RayS said:
I can understand their concern. Hearing giraffes having sex is entirely unpleasant.
Better than Carol Channing.

Or Carol Channing having sex with giraffes

Indrora

Personal favorite list of ESSIDs:

no_spoon
hackThisBitch (This one had no security, but any connections to the router from an unknown mac would be dropped and your machine subsequently flooded with TCP and UDP SYN's on about 300 different ports.)
Come play games with me
your friendly local pedophile
21 jump street
DVD server is cockblock
HomeWifi (this happened to be an Ad-Hoc network, and somehow I got four extra machines tied to it. )

I personally use Wepaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa as my SSID. Unknwon MACs get the IP of 10.13.37.1-101
As for the OP, I can understand. Try living next door to two guys who have sex loud enough to keep you awake.

Weng

"So do you want to connect to the network or what? You'll need the WPA key"

"Nah, already got that taken care of."

"Cell card?"

"No, your WPA key."

WarheadsSE

@Indrora said:

hackThisBitch (This one had no security, but any connections to the router from an unknown mac would be dropped and your machine subsequently flooded with TCP and UDP SYN's on about 300 different ports.)

Ah, for the days when I had enough time to waste on retaliation vs just fixing the damn hole. The days of self-activating proactive defense router nets... alas, gov't don't like them so much.

DaveK1

@WarheadsSE said:

@Indrora said:
hackThisBitch (This one had no security, but any connections to the router from an unknown mac would be dropped and your machine subsequently flooded with TCP and UDP SYN's on about 300 different ports.)

Ah, for the days when I had enough time to waste on retaliation vs just fixing the damn hole. The days of self-activating proactive defense router nets... alas, gov't don't like them so much.

Heh, I once tracked a spammer back to his home IP through a chain of proxies he was using... the reason I knew it was his home i.p. because the moment I tried to nbtstat it, my firewall alert went crazy and I was getting massively packet flooded.

Fortunately this was back in the days of dial-up so I just dropped the line and reconnected and 30 seconds later I had a fresh IP and unclogged connection. All his packets just went into the void.

vyznev

UR LINK WUZ BROKN. I FIXD IT 4 U.

@Indrora said:

Try living next door to two guys who have sex loud enough to keep you awake.

Louder than Carol Channing having sex with giraffes? I don't think so.

Nyquist

@vyznev said:

UR LINK WUZ BROKN. I FIXD IT 4 U.

KTHX. Yeah I'd noticed... I'd have fixd it but another wtf of community server is not being able to edit your own posts...

belgariontheking

@Nyquist said:

another wtf of community server is not being able to edit your own posts

This is not CS's fault, nor is it a WTF. There's a timeout for editing your post. It used to be 1 minute, but Alex bumped it up to something reasonable.

EDIT: Oh hey look at me editing my post to include more words. I love words.

EDIT II : Hi, I'm a mod and I can add more words to your post if you like. —dh.

amischiefr

@Indrora said:

Try living next door to two guys who have sex loud enough to keep you awake.

I would rather not even think about living next to you and your furry boyfriend. I'ld probably end up going to jail for hunting without a lisence.

WarheadsSE

@amischiefr said:

@Indrora said:
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lisence.

Apparently you might not live that far away, since the spelling of license seems to be clear to those of us not in the ??47th??? ;) state

Ilya_Ehrenburg

@WarheadsSE said:

@amischiefr said:
@Indrora said:
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lisence.
Apparently you might not live that far away, since the spelling of license seems to be clear to those of us not in the ??47th??? ;) state

I can see how it could happen to someone used to british spelling.

PJH

@Ilya Ehrenburg said:

@WarheadsSE said:
@amischiefr said:
@Indrora said:
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lisence.
Apparently you might not live that far away, since the spelling of license seems to be clear to those of us not in the ??47th??? ;) state
I can see how it could happen to someone used to british spelling.

British English uses both license and licence. It does not use lisence.

Ilya_Ehrenburg

@PJH said:

British English uses both license and licence. It does not use lisence.

Hands up, who didn't know that? If all you know is that over there they spell licence with an s, there's a 50% chance of choosing the wrong c.

DaveK1

@Ilya Ehrenburg said:

@PJH said:
British English uses both license and licence. It does not use lisence.
Hands up, who didn't know that? If all you know is that over there they spell licence with an s, there's a 50% chance of choosing the wrong c.

Actually, both British and American English use both "license" and "licence" in exactly the same meanings, so if you know how to spell it in one, you know how to spell it in the other.

A licence = noun = a permit that you get permitting you to do something

To license = verb = to grant permission to do something, often in the form of a physical licence.

And the way to remember which is which is that it goes the same way round as "device" and "devise": devise, like license, is something you do; a device, like a licence, is something you have.

morbiuswilters

@DaveK said:

@Ilya Ehrenburg said:
@PJH said:
British English uses both license and licence. It does not use lisence.
Hands up, who didn't know that? If all you know is that over there they spell licence with an s, there's a 50% chance of choosing the wrong c.
Actually, both British and American English use both "license" and "licence" in exactly the same meanings, so if you know how to spell it in one, you know how to spell it in the other.
A licence = noun = a permit that you get permitting you to do something
To license = verb = to grant permission to do something, often in the form of a physical licence.
And the way to remember which is which is that it goes the same way round as "device" and "devise": devise, like license, is something you do; a device, like a licence, is something you have.

Nobody in America uses "licence" for the noun.

blakeyrat

@morbiuswilters said:

Nobody in America uses "licence" for the noun.

"Nobody" is a bit strong-- I'm sure there's some douchebag who uses it specifically so he can tell other people how wrong they are when they complain. America is a big place.

morbiuswilters

@blakeyrat said:

@morbiuswilters said:
Nobody in America uses "licence" for the noun.
"Nobody" is a bit strong-- I'm sure there's some douchebag who uses it specifically so he can tell other people how wrong they are when they complain. America is a big place.

There is always an implied "retarded" after any use of "nobody" by me.

DaveK1

@morbiuswilters said:

@blakeyrat said:
@morbiuswilters said:
Nobody retarded in America uses "licence" for the noun.
"Nobody" is a bit strong-- I'm sure there's some douchebag who uses it specifically so he can tell other people how wrong they are when they complain. America is a big place.
There is always an implied "retarded" after any use of "nobody" by me.

Uh, OK. Fixed your original quote for you. Don't quite see what you're getting at with that qualifier though.

Ilya_Ehrenburg

@DaveK said:

@morbiuswilters said:
@blakeyrat said:
@morbiuswilters said:
Nobody retarded in America uses "licence" for the noun.
"Nobody" is a bit strong-- I'm sure there's some douchebag who uses it specifically so he can tell other people how wrong they are when they complain. America is a big place.
There is always an implied "retarded" after any use of "nobody" by me.
Uh, OK. Fixed your original quote for you. Don't quite see what you're getting at with that qualifier though.

And I'm rather convinced it's still wrong. There must be dozens of retarded Britons in America, and I'd be surprised if none of them used "licence" for the noun.

morbiuswilters

@DaveK said:

@morbiuswilters said:
@blakeyrat said:
@morbiuswilters said:
Nobody retarded in America uses "licence" for the noun.
"Nobody" is a bit strong-- I'm sure there's some douchebag who uses it specifically so he can tell other people how wrong they are when they complain. America is a big place.
There is always an implied "retarded" after any use of "nobody" by me.
Uh, OK. Fixed your original quote for you. Don't quite see what you're getting at with that qualifier though.

Goddammit, that's what I get for posting while sober. Should be have been "who isn't retarded", obviously.

WTFwifi

You should check out the website WTF<um>wifi.com they have a whole slew of amazing names

[ PJH - Edited to stop Google promoting it. Seriously, people,, it's shit..]

Helix

@WTFwifi said:

You should check out the website WTF<um>wifi.com they have a whole slew of amazing names

err amazing as in similar to 'mind blowing', 'startling' or even 'staggering'?

WTF was that website.

Mods please mark this thread for delete or move to (Less then)LOLCats

[ PJH - Edit - see above.]

morbiuswilters

@Helix said:

Mods please mark this thread for delete or move to (Less then)LOLCats

Does pstorer go down to the bus stop, slap the pus-oozing crackhead dicks out of your mouth and tell you how to suck 'em? No? Then shut the fuck up and stop telling him how to do his job.

belgariontheking

@Helix said:

Mods please mark this thread for delete or move to (Less then)LOLCats

Aren't you the same asshole that tried this like a month ago?

bstorer

@morbiuswilters said:

Does pstorer go down to the bus stop, slap the pus-oozing crackhead dicks out of your mouth and tell you how to suck 'em?

Of course not! Well, I don't make a special trip down there to do it. Sometimes I'm in the area getting my methadone treatment and I swing by the bus station for a quick z-job, and, well, I can't help myself. There's artistic license, and then there's just doing it wrong.

Helix

@belgariontheking said:

@Helix said:
Mods please mark this thread for delete or move to (Less then)LOLCats
Aren't you the same asshole that tried this like a month ago?

Yeah, it was funny then, but now not so much.

Helix

@morbiuswilters said:

@Helix said:
Mods please mark this thread for delete or move to (Less then)LOLCats
Does pstorer go down to the bus stop, slap the pus-oozing crackhead dicks out of your mouth and tell you how to suck 'em? No? Then shut the fuck up and stop telling him how to do his job.

Na, he actually joins in.

Forgot to say, did you actually see that website?

morbiuswilters

@Helix said:

Forgot to say, did you actually see that website?

Yes, I saw it 6 months ago when this thread was first posted. It's dumb and maybe it even does belong in the LOLcat forum, but I don't like people bossing pstorer around.

belgariontheking

@morbiuswilters said:

Yes, I saw it 6 months ago when this thread was first posted. It's dumb and maybe it even does belong in the LOLcat forum, but I don't like people bossing pstorer around.

Most importantly, what good does it do to call out the mods in front of everyone? there's such a thing as a report abuse button.

Lingerance

@belgariontheking said:

Most importantly, what good does it do to call out the mods in front of everyone? there's such a thing as a report abuse button.

Not to mention pretty much all the regulars are mods now.

bstorer

@Lingerance said:

@belgariontheking said:
Most importantly, what good does it do to call out the mods in front of everyone? there's such a thing as a report abuse button.
Not to mention pretty much all the regulars are mods now.

But not PJH. In fact, he doesn't even exist.

morbiuswilters

@bstorer said:

But not PJH. In fact, he doesn't even exist.

Wow. My God, CS is such a piece of shit. At first, I thought maybe it refused to search on a string less than 4 characters, but it easily finds XIU. I can't even begin to imagine what is causing this mess.

Bonus WTF #1: You can order the search results by email address, although the email address is not a visible attribute.

Bonus WTF #2: You can see what I believe to be a photo of dhromed by going to his "Home Page", and then "about".

belgariontheking

@morbiuswilters said:

Bonus WTF #2: You can see what I believe to be a photo of dhromed by going to his "Home Page", and then "about".

Is it this one?

Or this one?

Either would explain much about him.

bstorer

@morbiuswilters said:

Wow. My God, CS is such a piece of shit. At first, I thought maybe it refused to search on a string less than 4 characters, but it easily finds XIU. I can't even begin to imagine what is causing this mess.

Your thoughts mirror my own from when I discovered this. CS is the WTF that keeps on giving.@morbiuswilters said:

Bonus WTF #2: You can see what I believe to be a photo of dhromed by going to his "Home Page", and then "about".

I don't see him. All I see is a picture of some fag in headph-- ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

morbiuswilters

@bstorer said:

@morbiuswilters said:
Wow. My God, CS is such a piece of shit. At first, I thought maybe it refused to search on a string less than 4 characters, but it easily finds XIU. I can't even begin to imagine what is causing this mess.
Your thoughts mirror my own from when I discovered this. CS is the WTF that keeps on giving.

Maybe his account is something other than "Approved", because that seems to be the only Status we are allowed to see. It would be the ultimate in CS awesomeness if his account has been banned for a few years but nobody noticed and he continues to post.

@bstorer said:

@morbiuswilters said:
Bonus WTF #2: You can see what I believe to be a photo of dhromed by going to his "Home Page", and then "about".
I don't see him. All I see is a picture of some fag in headph-- ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

I like to think that those are ear muffs, not headphones. His hearing needs protection since he is on the main production floor of the Giant Clothesless Negro Carrying Assault Rifle factory. At the moment that photo was taken he is looking up in awe at the magnificent wang of his new boyfriend.

Lingerance

@morbiuswilters said:

Maybe his account is something other than "Approved", because that seems to be the only Status we are allowed to see. It would be the ultimate in CS awesomeness if his account has been banned for a few years but nobody noticed and he continues to post.

No. He simply opted not to be shown in the user list. I've changed my status to that, as such I'm no longer present in the list.

belgariontheking

@Lingerance said:

He simply opted not to be shown in the user list. I've changed my status to that, as such I'm no longer present in the list.

Why must you hide from us, PJH and Ling?

Lingerance

@belgariontheking said:

Why must you hide from us, PJH and Ling?

I'm only doing it to prove the point.

morbiuswilters

@Lingerance said:

@belgariontheking said:
Why must you hide from us, PJH and Ling?
I'm only doing it to prove the point.

Holy shit, that's awesome!

dhromed

fo shiz. mew.