When semantic extraction goes horribly, horribly wrong



  • So there's this company called NetBase that develops data-mining applications. And they decided to release a public demo of one of their applications under development, a health-oriented semantic search engine called HealthBase, promoting it with press releases aplenty.

    Problem is, they didn't bother to actually [i]test[/i] their application thoroughly before deploying it. Which is a particularly troublesome issue when your data set includes a good deal of non-medical data... such as Wikipedia.

    The result? As this TechCrunch article points out, one of the causes of AIDS was listed as "Jew"-- because the system mistook the verb "aids" in a Wikipedia article for a reference to the disease. Even worse, clicking on the link to "Jew" revealed that treatments for that condition include coarse salt and Dr. Pepper.

    They've fixed some of the really glaring examples by now, but the service still offers up quite a bit of hilarity. For instance, one of the causes of ADHD is "campus", while one of the possible treatments for it is a "rat". And treatments for depression include the Great Depression, the gold standard, the Canadian Shield, regression analysis, and 3-tesla proton magnetic resonance spectroscopy.

    More hilarious results can be found in the comments to this post at Language Log. Some of them have been fixed since the comments were posted; others remain as utterly absurd as ever.



  • I love this one:



  • This is epic. I guess I'll have something to spend the next few hours with.



  • Personally, I love that the treatments for Linux include tar and Caucho Resin under chemicals, and Wine, Cactus, Juice and Lotus under food and plants.



  • @codeman38 said:

    Personally, I love that the treatments for Linux include tar and Caucho Resin under chemicals, and Wine, Cactus, Juice and Lotus under food and plants.

    Don't forget the #1 treatment: Windows.

    (Not trying to start a flamewar, just stating the "facts")



  • This is the ultimate time-waster. I hope it's not blocked at the office.

     



  • Cons of anonymous: Threaten life, HIV-1 infection, Attack user...


  •  I find the downsides of "data mining" quite funny ;-).

    And how "bullshit" seems to "add new value"



  •  Sorry for yet another post. I just concidered "hell" hilarious, as it informed me it threats medical disorders.



  • @Evo said:

     I find the downsides of "data mining" quite funny ;-).

    But those of "artificial intelligence" are so much more epic. I mean, we knew that it can lead to "Third World War" from several novels / movies, but who wudda thought it could cause "Cancer" and "Mad Cow Desease"?



    Edit: Oh, and "Third World War" can cause controversial issues, decimate the earth, destroy the world, and even cause extreme poverty and a famine! Worst of all, it will fail a Google test! Good thing it can also provide a solution: it will solve humanitarian problems, clean water, renew life and even bring earth! ... Too bad earth won't experience its bringing as it will have been decimated.



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    Really?  Mario must've been on to something.



  •  "Bolshevik Revolution" is listed as the number 2 cause of Democrats.  Seems pretty accurate to me.



  •  Right.......


     Who knew having fun can cause so many problems?

     

    ...



  • The worst one I found was 'Causes of Obama', which includes "NPOV addition".

    Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard/IncidentArchive472
    His reasoning is that since this NPOV addition could possibly hurt Obama, it's a "sneak attack on article neutrality." ?
    this is just another failed sneak attack on article neutrality This is Wikidemon's description of the addition of POV-balanced information to an article that does not mention Obama. His reasoning is that since this NPOV addition could possibly hurt Obama, it's a "sneak attack on article neutrality." If another soul in this galaxy thinks that there is something to that argument, please see the section that was added. Does anytone else think that this is the way we should consider edits -- whether they might be embarassing to candidates we like or don't like?
    Source: Wikipedia, September 2008

     In other worse, they're blithely reading non-article namespaces off Wikipedia. Whoopsies.



  • @fennec said:

     In other worse, they're blithely reading non-article namespaces off Wikipedia. Whoopsies.

    And another search, "angst", turns up an [i]Amazon.com review[/i] in its results-- specifically, of Mel Brooks' [i]Robin Hood: Men In Tights[/i]. (Not to mention thinking that a bad English accent is some type of food.)



  • Drug & Medications for will smith (1)

    + Genetically modified virus 

     

    Cons of britney spears (20)

    + Enemy

    + Evil

     

    its interesting that they have tons of stuff on capitalism, however they have nothing on communism ...
     

    and its pretty accurate on the "memory leak" ...


  • Also, Impact iz fud nao. http://healthbase.netbase.com/#lolcat&Treatments

    And alcohol prevents you from becoming invisible: http://healthbase.netbase.com/#invisibility&Treatments

    Unfortunately, it has no treatments for Community Server, Blackboard, or stupidity. Useless pile of junk.

     

    It does list "fire department" as a treatment for "fire". +1.



  • It is actually accurate, assuming your copy of IE is stored on magnetic media. MRI machines have big magnets :D



  • Drug & Medications for love (17)

    Vitamin A
    Chan Su
    Related Searches:
    Efficacy of digoxin specific Fab fragments (Digibind) in the treatment of toad venom poisoning.
    Chan Su, a traditional Chinese medication, and Love Stone, a topical aphrodisiac, are both made from dried venom of the toad bufo bufo gargarizans and contain bufalin, cinobufotalin, cinobufagin, and other cardioactive steroids of the bufadienolide class. .
    Chan Su, a traditional Chinese medication, and Love Stone, a topical aphrodisiac, are both made from dried venom of the toad bufo bufo gargarizans and contain bufalin, cinobufotalin, cinobufagin, and other cardioactive steroids of the bufadienolide class. Deaths have occurred following ingestion of these products and the clinical course resembles digoxin toxicity. The purpose of this study was to determine the efficacy of digoxin specific Fab fragments in treating Chan Su poisoning.
    Source: PubMed, July 1999
    Insulin
    Love hormone
    Sexual intercourse
    Sexual intimacy, as well as orgasms, increases levels of the hormone oxytocin, also known as "the love hormone" which helps people bond and build trust. .
    In response to the findings, one researcher adds that those who already have self-esteem say they sometimes have sex to "feel even better". People have sex to feel good about themselves. Sexual intimacy, as well as orgasms, increases levels of the hormone oxytocin, also known as "the love hormone" which helps people bond and build trust. Researchers from the University of Pittsburgh and the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill "evaluated 59 premenopausal women before and after warm contact with their husbands and partners ending with hugs. They found that the more contact, the higher the oxytocin levels".
    Source: Wikipedia, May 2009
    Low fat diet

    Treatments for love (53)

    Album
    Related Searches:
    Slide guitar
    Duane Allman shows his skill in playing slide guitar in the 1971 live album At Fillmore East and with Derek and the Dominos' Layla and Other Assorted Love Songs album. .
    John Lee's cousin, the great Earl Hooker, may have been the first to use wah and slide together. Like Alan Wilson, Duane Allman played a key role in bringing slide guitar into rock music, through his work with The Allman Brothers Band. Duane Allman shows his skill in playing slide guitar in the 1971 live album At Fillmore East and with Derek and the Dominos' Layla and Other Assorted Love Songs album. Beginning in the late 1960s, Allman used an empty glass Coricidin medicine bottle, which he wore over his ring finger, as a slide; this was later picked up by other slide guitarists such as Bonnie Raitt, Rory Gallagher, and Gary Rossington of Lynyrd Skynyrd. Such bottles eventually went out of production in the early 1980s, although replicas have been produced since 1985).
    Source: Wikipedia, May 2009
    Billy Joel
    1997's "To Make You Feel My Love" and "Hey Girl" both charted from Joel's Greatest Hits Volume III album. .
    On December 31, 1999, Joel performed at New York's Madison Square Garden, which at the time was considered to be Joel's last solo concert. The concert (dubbed The Night of the 2000 Years) ran for close to four hours and was later released as 2000 Years: The Millennium Concert. 1997's "To Make You Feel My Love" and "Hey Girl" both charted from Joel's Greatest Hits Volume III album. In 2001, Joel released Fantasies & Delusions, a collection of classical piano pieces. All were composed by Joel and performed by Richard Joo.
    Source: Wikipedia, May 2009
    Freddie Mercury
    Mercury wrote ten out of the seventeen songs on Queen's Greatest Hits album: "Bohemian Rhapsody", "Seven Seas of Rhye", "Killer Queen", "Somebody to Love", "Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy", "We Are the Champions", "Bicycle Race", "Don't Stop Me Now", "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" and "Play the Game". .
    Mercury wrote ten out of the seventeen songs on Queen's Greatest Hits album: "Bohemian Rhapsody", "Seven Seas of Rhye", "Killer Queen", "Somebody to Love", "Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy", "We Are the Champions", "Bicycle Race", "Don't Stop Me Now", "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" and "Play the Game". The most notable aspect of his songwriting involved the wide range of genres that he used, which included, among other styles, rockabilly, progressive rock, heavy metal and disco. As he explained in a 1986 interview, "I hate doing the same thing again and again and again.
    Source: Wikipedia, May 2009
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    Jean Michel Jarre
    While Jarre's contemporary albums found themselves drawn to the pulsing rhythms of the dancefloor, Geometry of Love had its spiritual home in the chill-out room at the back, with lush, sprawling, sublime works washing over the listener. .
    It is also rumoured to have been something of a 'quick and dirty' contractual obligation album for Jarre to end his contractual terms with Francis Dreyfus. In 2003, Jarre released the album Geometry of Love for the dance club VIP Lounge, in Paris. While Jarre's contemporary albums found themselves drawn to the pulsing rhythms of the dancefloor, Geometry of Love had its spiritual home in the chill-out room at the back, with lush, sprawling, sublime works washing over the listener. During this post-2000 period he also composed a mini album of work called Interior Music to be used as a demonstration piece by the Bang and Olufsen company. The work contains two parts, known as 'bonjour-hello' and 'whispers of life', which is essentially the first piece without vocals.
    Source: Wikipedia, May 2009
    Dannii Minogue
    In 2001, Minogue further returned to musical success with the release of her biggest worldwide hit to date, "Who Do You Love Now?", while her subsequent album, Neon Nights, became the most successful of her career. .
    Minogue achieved early success with hits such as "Love and Kisses" and "This is It", though by the release of her second album, her popularity as a singer had declined, leading her to concentrate on other fields such as television presenting. The late 1990s saw a brief return to music after Minogue reinvented herself as a dance artist with "All I Wanna Do", her first number one UK Club hit. In 2001, Minogue further returned to musical success with the release of her biggest worldwide hit to date, "Who Do You Love Now?", while her subsequent album, Neon Nights, became the most successful of her career. In the UK, she has achieved eleven consecutive number one dance singles, becoming the best performing artist on the UK Upfront Club Chart. Minogue is currently signed to All Around The World and, in 2006, released her second official "best of" compilation, The Hits and Beyond.
    Source: Wikipedia, May 2009
    The Seekers
    Judith Durham released a Christmas album For Christmas With Love (recorded in Hollywood, California) and later signed with A&M Records, releasing two albums, A Gift of Song and Climb Ev'ry Mountain. .
    The album spent 125 weeks in the charts in the UK. Following the split, the solo careers of the artists struggled, and lapsed into obscurity (many attribute it to their lack of success in the US). Judith Durham released a Christmas album For Christmas With Love (recorded in Hollywood, California) and later signed with A&M Records, releasing two albums, A Gift of Song and Climb Ev'ry Mountain. Keith Potger formed the successful group The New Seekers in the UK. Bruce Woodley would release several solo albums and focus on songwriting, eventuating in the unofficial national anthem "I Am Australian".
    Source: Wikipedia, April 2009
    Joan Baez
    In the tumultuous year of 1968, Baez traveled to Nashville, where a marathon recording session resulted in not one, but two albums: Any Day Now, a record consisting exclusively of Dylan covers (one, "Love Is Just A Four-Letter Word," was never recorded by Dylan and has become a Baez staple) and the country-infused David's Album recorded for husband David Harris, a prominent anti-Vietnam War protester and organizer eventually imprisoned for draft resistance. .
    Deciding to experiment after having exhausted the "folksinger with guitar" format, Baez turned to Peter Schickele, a classical composer, who provided classical orchestration for her next three albums: 1966's Noel, 1967's Joan and 1968's Baptism. Noel was a Christmas album of traditional material, while Baptism was akin to a concept album, featuring Baez reading and singing poems written by celebrated poets such as James Joyce, Federico Garcia Lorca and Walt Whitman. In the tumultuous year of 1968, Baez traveled to Nashville, where a marathon recording session resulted in not one, but two albums: Any Day Now, a record consisting exclusively of Dylan covers (one, "Love Is Just A Four-Letter Word," was never recorded by Dylan and has become a Baez staple) and the country-infused David's Album recorded for husband David Harris, a prominent anti-Vietnam War protester and organizer eventually imprisoned for draft resistance. Harris, a country music fan, turned Baez toward more complex country rock influences beginning with David's Album. She published her first autobiographical memoir in 1968, titled Daybreak (by Dial Press).
    Source: Wikipedia, May 2009
    Prince (musician)
    1992 saw Prince and the New Power Generation release his twelfth album untitled, bearing only an unpronounceable symbol on the cover (later copyrighted as Love Symbol #2). .
    With significant input from his band members, Diamonds and Pearls was released on October 1, 1991. Reaching #3 on the Billboard 200 Diamonds and Pearls saw the singles "Gett Off" chart at #21 on the Hot 100 and #6 on the R&B charts while "Cream" gave Prince his fifth US number one single. 1992 saw Prince and the New Power Generation release his twelfth album untitled, bearing only an unpronounceable symbol on the cover (later copyrighted as Love Symbol #2). O(+> would peak at #5 on the Billboard 200. While the label wanted "7" to be the first single, Prince fought to have "My Name Is Prince" as he "felt that the song's more hip-hoppery would appeal to the same audience" that had purchased the previous album.
    Source: Wikipedia, May 2009
    The Sound of Music
    Songs from the musical have been covered in popular music (for example, "My Favorite Things" on Speakerboxxx/The Love Below, a double album by the hip hop group OutKast and pastiched in advertising (for example, in TV ads for "New Skoda Fabia" (2007) and for the MasterCard credit card (2007). .
    Had the von Trapps hiked over the mountains, they would have in all likelihood ended up in Germany, near the Kehlsteinhaus, Hitler's mountain retreat in Berchtesgaden. Cultural references. Songs from the musical have been covered in popular music (for example, "My Favorite Things" on Speakerboxxx/The Love Below, a double album by the hip hop group OutKast and pastiched in advertising (for example, in TV ads for "New Skoda Fabia" (2007) and for the MasterCard credit card (2007). My Favorite Things is also a 1960 album by jazz musician John Coltrane, containing his interpretation of the eponymous song. Many television shows have featured characters singing songs or pastiches of songs from the musical.
    Source: Wikipedia, May 2009
    The Beatles
    The Swan tracks "She Loves You" and "I'll Get You" were issued on the Capitol LP The Beatles' Second Album. .
    "Misery" and "There's a Place" were issued as a Capitol "Starline" reissue single in 1964, and reappeared on Capitol's 1980 US version of the Rarities compilation album.) The early Vee-Jay and Swan Beatles records command a high price on the record collectors' market today, and all have been copiously bootlegged. The Swan tracks "She Loves You" and "I'll Get You" were issued on the Capitol LP The Beatles' Second Album. Swan also issued the German-language version of "She Loves You", called "Sie Liebt Dich". This song later appeared (in stereo) on Capitol's Rarities album.
    Source: Wikipedia, May 2009
    Prince (musician)
    In 1989, Prince appeared on Madonna's studio album Like a Prayer, co-writing and singing the duet "Love Song" and playing electric guitar (uncredited) on the songs Like a Prayer, Keep It Together, and "Act of Contrition". .
    The lead single, "Alphabet St.", peaked at #8 on the Hot 100 and #3 on the R&B chart, but finished with only selling 750,000 copies. Prince again took his post-Revolution backing band (minus the Bodyguards) on a three leg, 84-show Lovesexy World Tour; that although played to huge crowds and were well received shows, financially lost money due to the expensive sets and props incorporated. In 1989, Prince appeared on Madonna's studio album Like a Prayer, co-writing and singing the duet "Love Song" and playing electric guitar (uncredited) on the songs Like a Prayer, Keep It Together, and "Act of Contrition". He also began work on a number of musical projects, including Rave Unto the Joy Fantastic and early drafts of his Graffiti Bridge film, but both were put on hold when he was asked by Batman director Tim Burton to record several songs for the upcoming live-action adaptation. Prince went into the studio and produced an entire 9-track album that Warner released on June 20, 1989.
    Source: Wikipedia, May 2009
    Grunge music
    Pearl Jam, which featured former Mother Love Bone members Jeff Ament and Stone Gossard, had released its debut album Ten in August 1991, a month before Nevermind, but album sales only picked up a year later. .
    Michael Azerrad asserted that Nevermind symbolized "a sea-change in rock music" in which the glam metal that had dominated rock music at that time fell out of favor in the face of music that was authentic and culturally relevant. Other grunge bands subsequently replicated Nirvana's success. Pearl Jam, which featured former Mother Love Bone members Jeff Ament and Stone Gossard, had released its debut album Ten in August 1991, a month before Nevermind, but album sales only picked up a year later. By the second half of 1992 Ten became a breakthrough success, being certified gold and reaching number two on the Billboard charts. Soundgarden's album Badmotorfinger and Alice in Chains' Dirt, along with the Temple of the Dog album collaboration featuring members of Pearl Jam and Soundgarden, were also among the 100 top selling albums of 1992.
    Source: Wikipedia, May 2009
    Bauhaus (band)
    Both Daniel Ash and David J released solo albums during the Love and Rockets years; Peter Murphy contributed backing vocals to David J's 1992 single "Candy on the Cross."
    Love and Rockets scored a US hit four years later with "So Alive". The band broke up after seven albums in 1999. Both Daniel Ash and David J released solo albums during the Love and Rockets years; Peter Murphy contributed backing vocals to David J's 1992 single "Candy on the Cross."
    Source: Wikipedia, March 2009
    The Sound of Music
    Songs from the musical have been covered in popular music (for example, "My Favorite Things" on Speakerboxxx/The Love Below, a double album by the hip hop group OutKast and pastiched in advertising (for example, in TV ads for "New Skoda Fabia" (2007) and for the MasterCard credit card (2007). .
    Had the von Trapps hiked over the mountains, they would have in all likelihood ended up in Germany, near the Kehlsteinhaus, Hitler's mountain retreat in Berchtesgaden. Cultural references. Songs from the musical have been covered in popular music (for example, "My Favorite Things" on Speakerboxxx/The Love Below, a double album by the hip hop group OutKast and pastiched in advertising (for example, in TV ads for "New Skoda Fabia" (2007) and for the MasterCard credit card (2007). My Favorite Things is also a 1960 album by jazz musician John Coltrane, containing his interpretation of the eponymous song. Many television shows have featured characters singing songs or pastiches of songs from the musical.
    Source: Wikipedia, May 2009
    Slide guitar
    Duane Allman shows his skill in playing slide guitar in the 1971 live album At Fillmore East and with Derek and the Dominos' Layla and Other Assorted Love Songs album. .
    John Lee's cousin, the great Earl Hooker, may have been the first to use wah and slide together. Like Alan Wilson, Duane Allman played a key role in bringing slide guitar into rock music, through his work with The Allman Brothers Band. Duane Allman shows his skill in playing slide guitar in the 1971 live album At Fillmore East and with Derek and the Dominos' Layla and Other Assorted Love Songs album. Beginning in the late 1960s, Allman used an empty glass Coricidin medicine bottle, which he wore over his ring finger, as a slide; this was later picked up by other slide guitarists such as Bonnie Raitt, Rory Gallagher, and Gary Rossington of Lynyrd Skynyrd. Such bottles eventually went out of production in the early 1980s, although replicas have been produced since 1985).
    Source: Wikipedia, May 2009
    Ella Fitzgerald
    Callaway's album To Ella with Love (1996) features fourteen jazz standards made popular by Fitzgerald, and the album also features the trumpeter Wynton Marsalis. .
    Albums. Ann Hampton Callaway, Dee Dee Bridgewater, and Patti Austin have all recorded albums in tribute to Fitzgerald. Callaway's album To Ella with Love (1996) features fourteen jazz standards made popular by Fitzgerald, and the album also features the trumpeter Wynton Marsalis. Bridgewater's album Dear Ella (1997) featured many musicians that were closely associated with Fitzgerald during her career, including the pianist Lou Levy, the trumpeter Benny Powell, and Fitzgerald's second husband, the double bassist Ray Brown. Bridgewater's following album, Live at Yoshi's, was recorded live on April 25, 1998, what would have been Fitzgerald's 81st birthday.
    Source: Wikipedia, May 2009
    Grunge music
    Pearl Jam, which featured former Mother Love Bone members Jeff Ament and Stone Gossard, had released its debut album Ten in August 1991, a month before Nevermind, but album sales only picked up a year later. .
    Michael Azerrad asserted that Nevermind symbolized "a sea-change in rock music" in which the glam metal that had dominated rock music at that time fell out of favor in the face of music that was authentic and culturally relevant. Other grunge bands subsequently replicated Nirvana's success. Pearl Jam, which featured former Mother Love Bone members Jeff Ament and Stone Gossard, had released its debut album Ten in August 1991, a month before Nevermind, but album sales only picked up a year later. By the second half of 1992 Ten became a breakthrough success, being certified gold and reaching number two on the Billboard charts. Soundgarden's album Badmotorfinger and Alice in Chains' Dirt, along with the Temple of the Dog album collaboration featuring members of Pearl Jam and Soundgarden, were also among the 100 top selling albums of 1992.
    Source: Wikipedia, May 2009
    Bauhaus (band)
    Both Daniel Ash and David J released solo albums during the Love and Rockets years; Peter Murphy contributed backing vocals to David J's 1992 single "Candy on the Cross."
    Love and Rockets scored a US hit four years later with "So Alive". The band broke up after seven albums in 1999. Both Daniel Ash and David J released solo albums during the Love and Rockets years; Peter Murphy contributed backing vocals to David J's 1992 single "Candy on the Cross."
    Source: Wikipedia, March 2009
    Other Assorted Love Songs album
    Slide guitar
    Duane Allman shows his skill in playing slide guitar in the 1971 live album At Fillmore East and with Derek and the Dominos' Layla and Other Assorted Love Songs album. .
    John Lee's cousin, the great Earl Hooker, may have been the first to use wah and slide together. Like Alan Wilson, Duane Allman played a key role in bringing slide guitar into rock music, through his work with The Allman Brothers Band. Duane Allman shows his skill in playing slide guitar in the 1971 live album At Fillmore East and with Derek and the Dominos' Layla and Other Assorted Love Songs album. Beginning in the late 1960s, Allman used an empty glass Coricidin medicine bottle, which he wore over his ring finger, as a slide; this was later picked up by other slide guitarists such as Bonnie Raitt, Rory Gallagher, and Gary Rossington of Lynyrd Skynyrd. Such bottles eventually went out of production in the early 1980s, although replicas have been produced since 1985).
    Source: Wikipedia, May 2009
    Greatest Hits Volume III album
    Billy Joel
    1997's "To Make You Feel My Love" and "Hey Girl" both charted from Joel's Greatest Hits Volume III album. .
    On December 31, 1999, Joel performed at New York's Madison Square Garden, which at the time was considered to be Joel's last solo concert. The concert (dubbed The Night of the 2000 Years) ran for close to four hours and was later released as 2000 Years: The Millennium Concert. 1997's "To Make You Feel My Love" and "Hey Girl" both charted from Joel's Greatest Hits Volume III album. In 2001, Joel released Fantasies & Delusions, a collection of classical piano pieces. All were composed by Joel and performed by Richard Joo.
    Source: Wikipedia, May 2009
    Greatest Hits album
    Freddie Mercury
    Mercury wrote ten out of the seventeen songs on Queen's Greatest Hits album: "Bohemian Rhapsody", "Seven Seas of Rhye", "Killer Queen", "Somebody to Love", "Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy", "We Are the Champions", "Bicycle Race", "Don't Stop Me Now", "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" and "Play the Game". .
    Mercury wrote ten out of the seventeen songs on Queen's Greatest Hits album: "Bohemian Rhapsody", "Seven Seas of Rhye", "Killer Queen", "Somebody to Love", "Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy", "We Are the Champions", "Bicycle Race", "Don't Stop Me Now", "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" and "Play the Game". The most notable aspect of his songwriting involved the wide range of genres that he used, which included, among other styles, rockabilly, progressive rock, heavy metal and disco. As he explained in a 1986 interview, "I hate doing the same thing again and again and again.
    Source: Wikipedia, May 2009
    Contemporary album
    Jean Michel Jarre
    While Jarre's contemporary albums found themselves drawn to the pulsing rhythms of the dancefloor, Geometry of Love had its spiritual home in the chill-out room at the back, with lush, sprawling, sublime works washing over the listener. .
    It is also rumoured to have been something of a 'quick and dirty' contractual obligation album for Jarre to end his contractual terms with Francis Dreyfus. In 2003, Jarre released the album Geometry of Love for the dance club VIP Lounge, in Paris. While Jarre's contemporary albums found themselves drawn to the pulsing rhythms of the dancefloor, Geometry of Love had its spiritual home in the chill-out room at the back, with lush, sprawling, sublime works washing over the listener. During this post-2000 period he also composed a mini album of work called Interior Music to be used as a demonstration piece by the Bang and Olufsen company. The work contains two parts, known as 'bonjour-hello' and 'whispers of life', which is essentially the first piece without vocals.
    Source: Wikipedia, May 2009
    Subsequent album
    Dannii Minogue
    In 2001, Minogue further returned to musical success with the release of her biggest worldwide hit to date, "Who Do You Love Now?", while her subsequent album, Neon Nights, became the most successful of her career. .
    Minogue achieved early success with hits such as "Love and Kisses" and "This is It", though by the release of her second album, her popularity as a singer had declined, leading her to concentrate on other fields such as television presenting. The late 1990s saw a brief return to music after Minogue reinvented herself as a dance artist with "All I Wanna Do", her first number one UK Club hit. In 2001, Minogue further returned to musical success with the release of her biggest worldwide hit to date, "Who Do You Love Now?", while her subsequent album, Neon Nights, became the most successful of her career. In the UK, she has achieved eleven consecutive number one dance singles, becoming the best performing artist on the UK Upfront Club Chart. Minogue is currently signed to All Around The World and, in 2006, released her second official "best of" compilation, The Hits and Beyond.
    Source: Wikipedia, May 2009
    Christmas album
    The Seekers
    Judith Durham released a Christmas album For Christmas With Love (recorded in Hollywood, California) and later signed with A&M Records, releasing two albums, A Gift of Song and Climb Ev'ry Mountain. .
    The album spent 125 weeks in the charts in the UK. Following the split, the solo careers of the artists struggled, and lapsed into obscurity (many attribute it to their lack of success in the US). Judith Durham released a Christmas album For Christmas With Love (recorded in Hollywood, California) and later signed with A&M Records, releasing two albums, A Gift of Song and Climb Ev'ry Mountain. Keith Potger formed the successful group The New Seekers in the UK. Bruce Woodley would release several solo albums and focus on songwriting, eventuating in the unofficial national anthem "I Am Australian".
    Source: Wikipedia, April 2009
    David's Album
    Joan Baez
    In the tumultuous year of 1968, Baez traveled to Nashville, where a marathon recording session resulted in not one, but two albums: Any Day Now, a record consisting exclusively of Dylan covers (one, "Love Is Just A Four-Letter Word," was never recorded by Dylan and has become a Baez staple) and the country-infused David's Album recorded for husband David Harris, a prominent anti-Vietnam War protester and organizer eventually imprisoned for draft resistance. .
    Deciding to experiment after having exhausted the "folksinger with guitar" format, Baez turned to Peter Schickele, a classical composer, who provided classical orchestration for her next three albums: 1966's Noel, 1967's Joan and 1968's Baptism. Noel was a Christmas album of traditional material, while Baptism was akin to a concept album, featuring Baez reading and singing poems written by celebrated poets such as James Joyce, Federico Garcia Lorca and Walt Whitman. In the tumultuous year of 1968, Baez traveled to Nashville, where a marathon recording session resulted in not one, but two albums: Any Day Now, a record consisting exclusively of Dylan covers (one, "Love Is Just A Four-Letter Word," was never recorded by Dylan and has become a Baez staple) and the country-infused David's Album recorded for husband David Harris, a prominent anti-Vietnam War protester and organizer eventually imprisoned for draft resistance. Harris, a country music fan, turned Baez toward more complex country rock influences beginning with David's Album. She published her first autobiographical memoir in 1968, titled Daybreak (by Dial Press).
    Source: Wikipedia, May 2009
    Twelfth album
    Prince (musician)
    1992 saw Prince and the New Power Generation release his twelfth album untitled, bearing only an unpronounceable symbol on the cover (later copyrighted as Love Symbol #2). .
    With significant input from his band members, Diamonds and Pearls was released on October 1, 1991. Reaching #3 on the Billboard 200 Diamonds and Pearls saw the singles "Gett Off" chart at #21 on the Hot 100 and #6 on the R&B charts while "Cream" gave Prince his fifth US number one single. 1992 saw Prince and the New Power Generation release his twelfth album untitled, bearing only an unpronounceable symbol on the cover (later copyrighted as Love Symbol #2). O(+> would peak at #5 on the Billboard 200. While the label wanted "7" to be the first single, Prince fought to have "My Name Is Prince" as he "felt that the song's more hip-hoppery would appeal to the same audience" that had purchased the previous album.
    Source: Wikipedia, May 2009
    Double album
    The Sound of Music
    Songs from the musical have been covered in popular music (for example, "My Favorite Things" on Speakerboxxx/The Love Below, a double album by the hip hop group OutKast and pastiched in advertising (for example, in TV ads for "New Skoda Fabia" (2007) and for the MasterCard credit card (2007). .
    Had the von Trapps hiked over the mountains, they would have in all likelihood ended up in Germany, near the Kehlsteinhaus, Hitler's mountain retreat in Berchtesgaden. Cultural references. Songs from the musical have been covered in popular music (for example, "My Favorite Things" on Speakerboxxx/The Love Below, a double album by the hip hop group OutKast and pastiched in advertising (for example, in TV ads for "New Skoda Fabia" (2007) and for the MasterCard credit card (2007). My Favorite Things is also a 1960 album by jazz musician John Coltrane, containing his interpretation of the eponymous song. Many television shows have featured characters singing songs or pastiches of songs from the musical.
    Source: Wikipedia, May 2009
    Second Album
    The Beatles
    The Swan tracks "She Loves You" and "I'll Get You" were issued on the Capitol LP The Beatles' Second Album. .
    "Misery" and "There's a Place" were issued as a Capitol "Starline" reissue single in 1964, and reappeared on Capitol's 1980 US version of the Rarities compilation album.) The early Vee-Jay and Swan Beatles records command a high price on the record collectors' market today, and all have been copiously bootlegged. The Swan tracks "She Loves You" and "I'll Get You" were issued on the Capitol LP The Beatles' Second Album. Swan also issued the German-language version of "She Loves You", called "Sie Liebt Dich". This song later appeared (in stereo) on Capitol's Rarities album.
    Source: Wikipedia, May 2009
    Studio album
    Prince (musician)
    In 1989, Prince appeared on Madonna's studio album Like a Prayer, co-writing and singing the duet "Love Song" and playing electric guitar (uncredited) on the songs Like a Prayer, Keep It Together, and "Act of Contrition". .
    The lead single, "Alphabet St.", peaked at #8 on the Hot 100 and #3 on the R&B chart, but finished with only selling 750,000 copies. Prince again took his post-Revolution backing band (minus the Bodyguards) on a three leg, 84-show Lovesexy World Tour; that although played to huge crowds and were well received shows, financially lost money due to the expensive sets and props incorporated. In 1989, Prince appeared on Madonna's studio album Like a Prayer, co-writing and singing the duet "Love Song" and playing electric guitar (uncredited) on the songs Like a Prayer, Keep It Together, and "Act of Contrition". He also began work on a number of musical projects, including Rave Unto the Joy Fantastic and early drafts of his Graffiti Bridge film, but both were put on hold when he was asked by Batman director Tim Burton to record several songs for the upcoming live-action adaptation. Prince went into the studio and produced an entire 9-track album that Warner released on June 20, 1989.
    Source: Wikipedia, May 2009
    Debut album
    Grunge music
    Pearl Jam, which featured former Mother Love Bone members Jeff Ament and Stone Gossard, had released its debut album Ten in August 1991, a month before Nevermind, but album sales only picked up a year later. .
    Michael Azerrad asserted that Nevermind symbolized "a sea-change in rock music" in which the glam metal that had dominated rock music at that time fell out of favor in the face of music that was authentic and culturally relevant. Other grunge bands subsequently replicated Nirvana's success. Pearl Jam, which featured former Mother Love Bone members Jeff Ament and Stone Gossard, had released its debut album Ten in August 1991, a month before Nevermind, but album sales only picked up a year later. By the second half of 1992 Ten became a breakthrough success, being certified gold and reaching number two on the Billboard charts. Soundgarden's album Badmotorfinger and Alice in Chains' Dirt, along with the Temple of the Dog album collaboration featuring members of Pearl Jam and Soundgarden, were also among the 100 top selling albums of 1992.
    Source: Wikipedia, May 2009
    Solo album
    Bauhaus (band)
    Both Daniel Ash and David J released solo albums during the Love and Rockets years; Peter Murphy contributed backing vocals to David J's 1992 single "Candy on the Cross."
    Love and Rockets scored a US hit four years later with "So Alive". The band broke up after seven albums in 1999. Both Daniel Ash and David J released solo albums during the Love and Rockets years; Peter Murphy contributed backing vocals to David J's 1992 single "Candy on the Cross."
    Source: Wikipedia, March 2009
    Feeling
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    But you will develop stronger feelings and love for your baby every day. .
    It is also normal to question your feelings for your baby. A bond doesn't necessarily happen the moment you set eyes on your child. But you will develop stronger feelings and love for your baby every day. For some parents, it takes time to develop this bond, especially when the baby's physical demands take a great deal of time and energy. Talk to your doctor if you do not feel that you are bonding with your baby in the first week or two.
    Source: Health.com, April 2007
    The place of erotic transference and countertransference in clinical practice.
    The wish that the therapist demonstrate love for the patient and the therapists' own erotic feelings toward such patients can create misalliances as well difficult technical moments. .
    Patients who express intense, erotic attraction to their therapists pose special treatment challenges that may not respond well to the interpretative effects of the therapist. The wish that the therapist demonstrate love for the patient and the therapists' own erotic feelings toward such patients can create misalliances as well difficult technical moments. Furthermore, some patients expressing their love for their therapist may have physiological manifestations while others would not. At the same time, therapists may not experience erotic feelings toward the patients' expressions of love.
    Source: PubMed, September 2004
    Clinical holistic medicine: treatment of physical health problems without a known cause, exemplified by hypertension and tinnitus.
    The toolbox of holistic medicine makes it possible to work on everybody because there is always something related to the patients quality of life that can be improved: his love, his purpose of life, and the way he uses his talents, his mind, his feelings, his body, and his sexuality. .
    In this case, consciousness-based, holistic medicine could be an alternative. Using the theories and tools of holistic medicine wisely, the physician can often provide treatment for the patient. The toolbox of holistic medicine makes it possible to work on everybody because there is always something related to the patients quality of life that can be improved: his love, his purpose of life, and the way he uses his talents, his mind, his feelings, his body, and his sexuality. For treatment in holistic medicine, it really does not matter as much that you cannot give the patient a precise medical diagnosis, because you can always work on the patient with the intention of healing his or her whole life and existence. It is quite a paradox that many of these diseases can be understood on the level of the individual patient at the same moment that the patient is cured; many of these diseases seem to be clearly related to the repression of the individual character, as stressed already by Hippocrates.
    Source: PubMed, September 2004
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    The neurobiology of attraction.
    Love, the most typical human feeling, can be viewed as a dynamic process that represents the result of different components probably subserved by distinct neural substrates at different times. .
    In these last years, emotions and feelings, such as attachment, couple and parental bonding and even love, typical of higher mammals, neglected for centuries by experimental sciences, have become the topic of extensive neuroscientific research in order to elucidate their biological mechanisms. Several observations have highlighted the role of monoamines and of neuropeptides, in particular oxytocin, vasopressin and opioids, but this is only the beginning of the story. Love, the most typical human feeling, can be viewed as a dynamic process that represents the result of different components probably subserved by distinct neural substrates at different times. As such, some steps can be identified, in particular its beginning, which is the process of attraction, followed by the attachment process that, in some cases, can last forever. This paper will make some general speculations on the attraction process, in the light of the experience of the Authors.
    Source: PubMed, July 2003
    Family pediatrics: report of the Task Force on the Family.
    Their self-esteem grows from being cared for, loved, and valued and feeling that they are part of a social unit that shares values, communicates openly, and provides companionship. .
    FAMILY CONTEXT OF CHILD HEALTH: The power and importance of families to children arises out of the extended duration for which children are dependent on adults to meet their basic needs. Children's needs for which only a family can provide include social support, socialization, and coping and life skills. Their self-esteem grows from being cared for, loved, and valued and feeling that they are part of a social unit that shares values, communicates openly, and provides companionship. Families transmit and interpret values to their children and often serve as children's connection to the larger world, especially during the early years of life. Although schools provide formal education, families teach children how to get along in the world.
    Source: PubMed, June 2003
    3,4-Methylenedioxy analogues of amphetamine: defining the risks to humans.
    The 3,4-methylenedioxy analogues of amphetamine [MDMA ("Ecstasy", "Adam"), MDA ("Love") and MDE ("Eve")] are recreational drugs that produce feelings of euphoria and energy and a desire to socialize, which go far to explain their current popularity as "rave drugs". .
    The 3,4-methylenedioxy analogues of amphetamine [MDMA ("Ecstasy", "Adam"), MDA ("Love") and MDE ("Eve")] are recreational drugs that produce feelings of euphoria and energy and a desire to socialize, which go far to explain their current popularity as "rave drugs". In addition to these positive effects, the drugs are relatively inexpensive to purchase and have the reputation of being safe compared to other recreational drugs. Yet there is mounting evidence that these drugs do not deserve this reputation of being safe.
    Source: PubMed, March 1999
    Stronger feeling
    But you will develop stronger feelings and love for your baby every day. .
    It is also normal to question your feelings for your baby. A bond doesn't necessarily happen the moment you set eyes on your child. But you will develop stronger feelings and love for your baby every day. For some parents, it takes time to develop this bond, especially when the baby's physical demands take a great deal of time and energy. Talk to your doctor if you do not feel that you are bonding with your baby in the first week or two.
    Source: Health.com, April 2007
    God
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    Argument from nonbelief
    Schellenberg argues in two steps, by first claiming that a loving god would enable humans to partake in a relationship with it, and then, assuming that belief in that god is a necessary condition for such relationships to occur, he infers that a loving god would not permit nonbelief. .
    A perfectly loving god would prevent reasonable nonbelief. Most serious criticism of the argument has been leveled against the claim that if a perfectly loving god exists, reasonable nonbelief does not occur. Schellenberg argues in two steps, by first claiming that a loving god would enable humans to partake in a relationship with it, and then, assuming that belief in that god is a necessary condition for such relationships to occur, he infers that a loving god would not permit nonbelief. He states:. He justifies this claim by arguing that our conception of divine love can best be formed by extrapolating the best aspects of love in human relations, and draws an analogy with perfect parental love:.
    Source: Wikipedia, May 2009
    Argument from nonbelief
    Schellenberg argues in two steps, by first claiming that a loving god would enable humans to partake in a relationship with it, and then, assuming that belief in that god is a necessary condition for such relationships to occur, he infers that a loving god would not permit nonbelief. .
    A perfectly loving god would prevent reasonable nonbelief. Most serious criticism of the argument has been leveled against the claim that if a perfectly loving god exists, reasonable nonbelief does not occur. Schellenberg argues in two steps, by first claiming that a loving god would enable humans to partake in a relationship with it, and then, assuming that belief in that god is a necessary condition for such relationships to occur, he infers that a loving god would not permit nonbelief. He states:. He justifies this claim by arguing that our conception of divine love can best be formed by extrapolating the best aspects of love in human relations, and draws an analogy with perfect parental love:.
    Source: Wikipedia, May 2009
    Salvation
    The purpose of salvation is debated (compare purpose of life), but in general most theologians agree that God devised and implemented His plan of salvation because He loves them regards human beings as His children. .
    As commonly conceived, God has both the will and the means to realize human salvation, albeit through means regarded as mysterious and transcendent of current human understanding. According to most religious beliefs, salvation is prescribed only for those judged worthy of everlasting life--a conditional concept with general variants ranging from universal salvation (i.e., near-absolute salvation) to quite narrow and particular concepts that tend to assert a "one true path [to salvation]." The purpose of salvation is debated (compare purpose of life), but in general most theologians agree that God devised and implemented His plan of salvation because He loves them regards human beings as His children. And because human existence on Earth is said to be "[given] to sin" (), salvation also has connotations that deal with the liberation of human beings from sin, and therefore also the inevitable suffering associated with the punishment of sin (i.e., "the wages of sin is death" (). The theological study of salvation is called soteriology: it covers the means by which salvation is effected or achieved, and its results.
    Source: Wikipedia, May 2009
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    Problem of evil
    Contemporary Christian philosopher Peter Kreeft provides several answers to the problem of evil and suffering, including that a) God may use short-term evils for long-range goods, b) God created the possibility of evil, but not the evil itself, and that free will was necessary for the highest good of real love. .
    Augustine's position, and ultimately that of much of Christianity, was that Adam and Eve had the power to change nature by bringing sin into the world, but that the advent of sin then limited mankind's power thereafter to evade the consequences without divine aid. Eastern Orthodox theology holds that one inherits the nature of sinfulness but not Adam and Eve's guilt for their sin which resulted in the fall. Contemporary Christian philosopher Peter Kreeft provides several answers to the problem of evil and suffering, including that a) God may use short-term evils for long-range goods, b) God created the possibility of evil, but not the evil itself, and that free will was necessary for the highest good of real love. Kreeft says that being all-powerful doesn't mean being able to do what is logically contradictory, i.e., giving freedom with no potentiality for sin, c) God's own suffering and death on the cross brought about his supreme triumph over the devil, d) God uses suffering to bring about moral character, quoting apostle Paul in Romans 5, e) Suffering can bring people closer to God, and f) The ultimate "answer" to suffering is Jesus himself, who, more than any explanation, is our real need. Secular ethics.
    Source: Wikipedia, May 2009
    Propitiation
    God, out of his love and justice, renders Himself favorable by his own action. .
    In response to this theologians have traditionally stressed that propitiation should not be understood as appeasing or mollifying God in the sense of a bribe or of it making an angry God love us, because it is God who--both in the Old and New Testaments--provides the propitiation. "I have given it to you upon the altar to make atonement for your souls" (Lev 17:11). God, out of his love and justice, renders Himself favorable by his own action. On this point proponents of penal substitution are virtually unanimous. John Stott writes that propitiation "does not make God gracious...
    Source: Wikipedia, January 2009
    Argument from nonbelief
    However, there are a few others (e.g. Brian Davies in the Thomist tradition) who suggest that the modern interpretation of what it means to say God loves man is incorrect, and so that God is able to be loving in a sense while actually willing disbelief. .
    God is often directly associated with love, cf agape. Theologians, such as N.T. Wright, suggest that our experience of love is itself a proof of God's existence. However, there are a few others (e.g. Brian Davies in the Thomist tradition) who suggest that the modern interpretation of what it means to say God loves man is incorrect, and so that God is able to be loving in a sense while actually willing disbelief. Reasonable nonbelief: lack of evidence. Since the second premise is the most controversial, we will first discuss the third: that there are instances of reasonable non-belief.
    Source: Wikipedia, May 2009
    Loving god
    Argument from nonbelief
    Schellenberg argues in two steps, by first claiming that a loving god would enable humans to partake in a relationship with it, and then, assuming that belief in that god is a necessary condition for such relationships to occur, he infers that a loving god would not permit nonbelief. .
    A perfectly loving god would prevent reasonable nonbelief. Most serious criticism of the argument has been leveled against the claim that if a perfectly loving god exists, reasonable nonbelief does not occur. Schellenberg argues in two steps, by first claiming that a loving god would enable humans to partake in a relationship with it, and then, assuming that belief in that god is a necessary condition for such relationships to occur, he infers that a loving god would not permit nonbelief. He states:. He justifies this claim by arguing that our conception of divine love can best be formed by extrapolating the best aspects of love in human relations, and draws an analogy with perfect parental love:.
    Source: Wikipedia, May 2009
    Relationship
    Health care provider

    Food & Plants for love (7)

    Magical juice
    Onion
    Valentine's Veal
    Flower
    Maturing seed
     
     
    I wonder what this "Magical juice" is...


  •  Drug & Medications for hate (15)

    Android
    Valium
    Numerous trap
    Healthy fat
    Humalog

    Treatments for hate (30)

    Album
    Colbie Caillat's Bubbly
    God
    Father
    Fergie's Clumsy

    Food & Plants for hate (2)

    Tart cherry juice
    Garli
     
     
    Looks like Love and Hate have more in common than i thought, both can be treated by god :-)
     


  • I wonder how much Microsoft had to pay the IUPAC to put their name on the element. Before long, we'll be seeing "Adobe Nitrogen" and "Google Ununoctium".

    I have no words for this one.

    Rubber hose?



  • Oh well, looks like the media was right all along.

    Luckily, there are treatments.



  • One of the complications of blindness is... blindness. Who knew?

    And one of the complications of deafness is... yep, you guessed it... deafness.



  • @codeman38 said:

    One of the complications of blindness is... blindness. Who knew?

    No problem. It can be treated with a non-profit organization, or by careful application of color.



  • Treatments for peace (56)
    + Peace Of Mind
    + War
    + Peace initiative
    ...
    Ok, yeah
    ...
    + Condom
    ...
    Right :/



  • At first I was worried, but then I remembered that this is the internet.

     



  • Complications of Netbase:
    Hosted erotic art
    Sponsoring child pornography



  •  One of the causes of bullshit is bible. That's got to be at least as offensive as the original mentioned in the article.



  •  I see it agrees with me:

     Complications of FreeBSD

    Found 0 Complications from 0 records. backback
     
    Oh, and
     

    Food & Plants for FreeBSD (1)

    WINE
     
    While

    Drug & Medications for FreeBSD (2)

    TFTP is an  Organic Chemical

    and Solaris patch is an Biomed Material

     



  • Gotta love the treatments for pedophile

    http://healthbase.netbase.com/#pedophile&Treatments

    Especially church ordination.



  • SEEMS PRETTY ACCURATE FOR "BALTIMORE"

     

     

    Drug & Medication for Baltimore
    -Antibody
    -Heroin adulterant
    -Cocaine
    -Ethanol
    -BBL agar


    Treatments for Baltimore
    - Intramural Research Program
    - Bus
    - Generous gift
    - Legislation
    - Ordinance


    Cons of Baltimore
    - Baltimore
    - Abuse Women
    - Johns Hopkins Medical Institutions
    - Abortion
    - Far greater decline



  • @Nelle said:

    its interesting that they have tons of stuff on capitalism, however they have nothing on communism ...

    This is a health-oriented site.  Clearly they are expecting Obama to bring the Communism.



  • @vt_mruhlin said:

    "Bolshevik Revolution" is listed as the number 2 cause of Democrats.  Seems pretty accurate to me.

    What's number 1?  Traumatic brain damage?



  • Sounds like they got the entry for Prison correct:

    Complications of prison

    Abuse alcohol
    Damage mental health
    Death
    Degrade health
    Destroy third group
    Drug addiction
    Exacerbate risk
    Financial burden
    Foster female sexual aggression
    High staff stress level
    Impede TB control
    Impede evaluation effort
    Kill Hoffa


  •  I just checked out the 'Complications of ASP.Net' thing again (it was a link to the site) and while I'm not surprised that it was gone, I was surprised to see a cute message about "Hi, welcome to our site, it's about health; yeah, you may see odd things from time to time in other topics". [ok]



  • Who knew? But somehow, I don't think treating it with Excel VBA will be effective.

    Causes of VBA

    Chiropractic manipulation

     

    Treatments for VBA

    Drug & Medications for VBA

    Ligand
    Eosin Y

    Treatments for VBA

    Voxel Based Analysis (Voxel based analysis method)
    Excel
    Excel VBA
    Endovascular stenting
    Microsoft VBA
     
     
    But apparently, there's nothing but good news with VBA. Take that, all you VBA haters out there!
     

    Pros of VBA

    DTI study
    Carry out repetitive operation
    Convert triangular datum
    Develop support system
    Maintain excellent autoregulation
    Study white matter
    Teach clinical nurse
     

    Cons of VBA

    (none, it seems)


  • And now it's time for philosophy class:

    Causes of life:

    FM
    Gram-positive
    HIV
    Inflammatory bowel disease
    Leishmania parasite
    Low blood sugar
    Parkinson's disease
    Placental abruption
    Postpartum psychosis
    Spinal cord injury

    Pros of life:

    Provide new insight
    Provide information
    Accomplish research
    Add end
    Annotate phylogenetic tree
    Assess burden
    Assess quality
    Avoid ventilator induced lung injury
    Determine thoracic radiotherapy strategy
    Eradicate cancer
     

    Cons of life:

    CSF leak
    Allergic inflammation
    Bad event
    Cancer
    Develop panic related symptom
    Disease relapse
    Dissatisfaction
    Enlargement
    Etiology
    Hamper use

    So one of the cons of life is cancer, but don't worry; one of the pros of life is "Eradicate cancer", presumably via "Accomplish research". Just watch out for those bad events.

    Also, "enlargement" is a bad thing? Just as well I never replied to all those emails then.



  • OK, one more: if your kids want to know where babies come from...

    Causes of baby

    Medication (medicine,drug)
    SIDS
    Brain damage
    Infection
    Second-hand smoke (secondhand smoke)
    Sepsis
    BPA
    Bupropion
    Cigarette smoke
    Domestic Violence


  • @Scarlet Manuka said:

    Causes of baby

    Medication (medicine,drug)
    SIDS
    Brain damage
     

    how is babby formed?
    how girl get pragnent?



  • The National Child Abuse Hotline provides 24-hour support for parents. It provides free information and advice, ranging from prevention of child abuse to basic information about the normal growth and development of children.

    Oh the humanity.

    Causes of child abuse:

    • Parent
    • Radiologist
    • Family
    • Father
    • History
    • Parental alcohol use
    • At-risk families
    • Abuse

    Indeed, we find that "Radiologists play key role in child abuse cases" says a University of Kentucky study in NewsRX. Fortunately, they can be treated with curriculum vitae, T Stat, heparinized saline, alcohol, and anticoagulant medication.



  • Great, now I'm going to be playing with this all day.  It's so addicting! 



  •  The Java one is pretty good.  Apparently the treatment for Java is cocaine, awsome.

    f

     



  • HealthBase knows how to deal with those damn nips:

     lol



  • @The Real WTF said:

    HealthBase knows how to deal with those damn nips:

     lol

     

    We already tried irradiating them and all it got us was anime.



  • My favorite, so far, involves two interpretations of how Obama came to be where he is today.  

    The first is rooted in fairly reasonable speculation regarding the American media:

     Causes of Obama:

    + Large advertising effort

    The second...  Well, I'm not quite sure how this theory came to be:

     Causes of Obama:

    + Blow



  •  Nuts... they've stopped using Wikipedia as a search source.  This will seriously put a crimp on the availible hillarity out of this application.

    Thankfully, some fun is still to be had just from searching the medical journals:

    Complications of education:

    + Childhood obesity (okay...)

    + Delayed Awareness (I see.)

    + Tourette Syndrome (What?)





  • Well, they remembered to comment "death" out. Still have some good ones.










  • Causes of "New York":

    • cancer
    • CHF
    • PVC
    • Allergen
    • [b]Aquatic alien species[/b]
    • Congestive heart failure
    • Famotidine

    You see, it wasn't the Dutch - it were aliens all along!


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