"When people pass away they use a search engine..."
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https://twitter.com/MarkCollyerReal/status/892336523772932096
Sites mentioned in the letter:
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People are dying to get into our cardboard coffins.
Why not pawn some of the deceased persons nicer items to finance our classic looking cardboard coffin.
If the deceased was 14 stone or over a cardboard coffin will not be suitable, this highlights one of the financial advantages of dying from a wasting disease.
Amazing.
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@blek said in "When people pass away they use a search engine...":
Amazing.
I know, those crazy UK people are still using "stone" as a measure of weight.
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@blakeyrat I know, right? It's about as silly as measuring length with the size of your foot or thumb.
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@blakeyrat said in "When people pass away they use a search engine...":
@blek said in "When people pass away they use a search engine...":
Amazing.
I know, those crazy UK people are still using "stone" as a measure of weight.
Old habits die hard. Luckily, that particular measurement is beginning to fall out of fashion.
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@blek said in "When people pass away they use a search engine...":
@blakeyrat I know, right? It's about as silly as measuring length with the size of your foot or thumb.
Actually it's not your foot but the alleged foot size of a long dead ruler.
What's wrong with measuring things with a ruler?
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@laoc said in "When people pass away they use a search engine...":
What's wrong with measuring things with a ruler?
Here ya go...
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@laoc Using a corpse sounds unhygienic.
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@laoc said in "When people pass away they use a search engine...":
@blek said in "When people pass away they use a search engine...":
@blakeyrat I know, right? It's about as silly as measuring length with the size of your foot or thumb.
Actually it's not your foot but the alleged foot size of a long dead ruler.
What's wrong with measuring things with a ruler?why not a dead ruler of average length?
And if everyone get to pick the foot size of any current or dead ruler, things will get out of hand pretty quickly.
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@mikael_svahnberg said in "When people pass away they use a search engine...":
@laoc said in "When people pass away they use a search engine...":
@blek said in "When people pass away they use a search engine...":
@blakeyrat I know, right? It's about as silly as measuring length with the size of your foot or thumb.
Actually it's not your foot but the alleged foot size of a long dead ruler.
What's wrong with measuring things with a ruler?why not a dead ruler of average length?
And if everyone get to pick the foot size of any current or dead ruler, things will get out of hand pretty quickly.
What if your country's ruler says that his foot is bigger than it really is? Never mind, that would never happen in real life.
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@nedfodder his foot was exactly 1 foot long
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in his time's standard of foot, not this modern more precise one)
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@raceprouk said in "When people pass away they use a search engine...":
I know, those crazy UK people are still using "stone" as a measure of weight.
that particular measurement is beginning to...
fall out of fashion
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@raceprouk said in "When people pass away they use a search engine...":
that particular measurement is beginning to fall out of fashion
Is it? I don't know anyone who weighs themselves in kilograms or pure pounds
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@jaloopa said in "When people pass away they use a search engine...":
I don't know anyone who weighs themselves in kilograms
Yes you do: me! :P
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@raceprouk said in "When people pass away they use a search engine...":
@jaloopa said in "When people pass away they use a search engine...":
I don't know anyone who weighs themselves in kilograms
Yes you do: me! :P
Did you mean: Yes, you, do me!
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@zecc said in "When people pass away they use a search engine...":
@raceprouk said in "When people pass away they use a search engine...":
@jaloopa said in "When people pass away they use a search engine...":
I don't know anyone who weighs themselves in kilograms
Yes you do: me! :P
Did you mean: Yes, you, do me!
Only if he buys me a
first ;)
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@zecc said in "When people pass away they use a search engine...":
@raceprouk said in "When people pass away they use a search engine...":
@jaloopa said in "When people pass away they use a search engine...":
I don't know anyone who weighs themselves in kilograms
Yes you do: me! :P
Did you mean: Yes, you, do me!
well..... Okay....
If @Zecc wants @Perverted_Vixen, who is she to deny him?
/me starts putting on her strap on
Does @Zecc want it hard and rough, or tender and loving?
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@raceprouk said in "When people pass away they use a search engine...":
@zecc said in "When people pass away they use a search engine...":
@raceprouk said in "When people pass away they use a search engine...":
@jaloopa said in "When people pass away they use a search engine...":
I don't know anyone who weighs themselves in kilograms
Yes you do: me! :P
Did you mean: Yes, you, do me!
Only if he buys me a
first ;)A single glass? Cheap date
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@jaloopa said in "When people pass away they use a search engine...":
@raceprouk said in "When people pass away they use a search engine...":
@zecc said in "When people pass away they use a search engine...":
@raceprouk said in "When people pass away they use a search engine...":
@jaloopa said in "When people pass away they use a search engine...":
I don't know anyone who weighs themselves in kilograms
Yes you do: me! :P
Did you mean: Yes, you, do me!
Only if he buys me a
first ;)A single glass? Cheap date
Depends on the size of the glass:
:D
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@perverted_vixen said in "When people pass away they use a search engine...":
Does @Zecc want it hard and rough, or tender and loving?
Woah, there. I don't want to get involved.
I just wanna watch.
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@zecc said in "When people pass away they use a search engine...":
Woah, there. I don't want to get involved.
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@raceprouk because she get turned up by everyone
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@jaloopa said in "When people pass away they use a search engine...":
@raceprouk said in "When people pass away they use a search engine...":
that particular measurement is beginning to fall out of fashion
Is it? I don't know anyone who weighs themselves in kilograms or pure pounds
On this side of the pond, most people just use pounds (e.g. 165) without any stone.
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@raceprouk said in "When people pass away they use a search engine...":
Depends on the size of the glass:
And the vintage of the bottle.
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@mikael_svahnberg said in "When people pass away they use a search engine...":
And if everyone get to pick the foot size of any current or dead ruler, things will get out of
handfoot pretty quickly.
