My shirt
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Specifically, the cuffs:
Why is there a button hole there?
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@RaceProUK For cuff-links? That's how you attach them, after all.
Note the cylinders on the ends? Those go through the button holes.
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@Benjamin-Hall I have another shirt that doesn't have those though. Anyway, won't they just go through the normal button hole on the other part of the cuff?
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@RaceProUK Some shirts are fancier than others. I've seen both. The cheaper ones don't have a separate cufflink hole, the fancy ones do. There's also (sometimes) a distinction between men's formal shirts and women's shirts in this regard (or so I have heard).
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Cuff links need two holes to go through, one on each side of the cuff.
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@RaceProUK So your clothes budget is slightly higher than mine ;)
@Arantor That too. I don't wear many shirts made for cufflinks.
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@Benjamin-Hall For long-sleeve shirts maybe: for everything else, I go to Matalan :D
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@RaceProUK My long-sleeved shirts (of which I have several for church) are all white and come off the shelf from Walmart. I'm averse to paying more than about $10 for one.
Of course, I only wear clothes because going naked would be assault on everyone around me (as well as being culturally frowned upon and cold), so.... Oh, and pockets. I need pockets.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in My shirt:
Oh, and pockets. I need pockets.
That's why I always wear jeans: skirts and dresses tend to lack pockets, and a handbag is excessive just for keys, wallet, and phone.
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@RaceProUK Yeah although I see my students wearing skinny jeans that don't even have real pockets, just the fake ones for cosmetic effect. Or have pockets that could fit a piece of lint, if it's small.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in My shirt:
skinny jeans that don't even have real pockets, just the fake ones for cosmetic effect
/me strikes skinny jeans off her list
Besides, while I have the legs for them, I don't have the ass for them
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@RaceProUK
If you head on down to the trolleybus garage, there's a wide variety of asses to choose from
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@RaceProUK
If you head on down to the trolleybus garage, there's a wide variety of asses to choose fromYeah, but they're all icky nasty, and I want an ass that's soft and furry.
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@RaceProUK
NSFW thred is
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@Benjamin-Hall said in My shirt:
Yeah although I see my students wearing skinny jeans that don't even have real pockets, just the fake ones for cosmetic effect.
FPA "comedic."
Still think it fits better.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in My shirt:
Of course, I only wear clothes because going naked would be assault on everyone around me (as well as being culturally frowned upon and cold), so.... Oh, and pockets. I need pockets.
Don't you live in the swamp? What about mosquitos?
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@RaceProUK
If you head on down to thetrolleybus garageNSFW thread, there's a wide variety of asses to choose from :trolleybus:
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@boomzilla there is that. I avoid going outside whenever possible. I'm a soulless monster, so I burn in the sunlight and nature rejects me (environmental allergies)
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@Benjamin-Hall said in My shirt:
just the fake ones for cosmetic effect
I have a serious hatred for clothes that look like they have a feature but don't. A button that doesn't fasten anything has no business being there.
My wife has a handbag that looks like it's sealed by buckles but they're actually buckles over magnetic clasps. I discovered this while trying to get into the bag and accidentally pulling the clasp off while trying to undo the buckle. It's stupid and pointless. My wife doesn't understand, even when I use the tried and tested car analogy that you'd be pissed off if you tried to open a car door before realising it was just a flush piece of metal with grooves to make it look like a door, and a handle that serves no purpose.
She's given up arguing with me and just buys my clothes for me, which is fantastic because it means I don't have to go near clothes shops, think about all that fashion bullshit, or try things on in changing rooms
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think about all that fashion bullshit
I solve that issue by not giving a shit ;)
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My wife doesn't understand, even when I use the tried and tested car analogy that you'd be pissed off if you tried to open a car door before realising it was just a flush piece of metal with grooves to make it look like a door, and a handle that serves no purpose.
She probably subscribes to the Duke Brothers method of car ingress.
Dukes of Hazzard 1st General Lee hood slide – 00:32
— Brian Coltrane
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@RaceProUK said in My shirt:
@RaceProUK
If you head on down to the trolleybus garage, there's a wide variety of asses to choose fromYeah, but they're all icky nasty, and I want an ass that's soft and furry.
My ass is kind of furry. It makes it difficult to wipe after a good poo.
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@Polygeekery thanks for that image.
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@Polygeekery said in My shirt:
@RaceProUK said in My shirt:
@RaceProUK
If you head on down to the trolleybus garage, there's a wide variety of asses to choose fromYeah, but they're all icky nasty, and I want an ass that's soft and furry.
My ass is kind of furry. It makes it difficult to wipe after a good poo.
Ew
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@RaceProUK my shirt is cooler than your shirt:
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@boomzilla Did they every explain why the General Lee's doors were welded shut? EDIT: looks like they explain in episode 149 that it was built as a race car with welded doors required in the race rules.
Also does Luke always dive in head-first? I may have to watch that show again, because if so, that's hilarious.
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@blakeyrat said in My shirt:
Did they every explain why the General Lee's doors were welded shut?
If they did, I don't recall. I suppose we could speculate that they believed it improved the structural integrity when doing all those jumps.
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@Polygeekery said in My shirt:
My ass is kind of furry. It makes it difficult to wipe after a good poo.
Way, way far too much information.
Also I'm not sure whether you are complaining that you can boast about this, or boasting that you can complain about it.
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@RaceProUK said in My shirt:
@Benjamin-Hall said in My shirt:
Oh, and pockets. I need pockets.
That's why I always wear jeans: skirts and dresses tend to lack pockets, and a handbag is excessive just for keys, wallet, and phone.
Consider wearing jacket next time. :P
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@RaceProUK said in My shirt:
I want an ass that's soft and furry.
I was going to google for a 4-legged ass. Then the coffee kicked in with "'furry ass' is a really bad google search".
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@Polygeekery said in My shirt:
My ass is kind of furry. It makes it difficult to wipe after a good poo.
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I was going to google for a 4-legged ass. Then the coffee kicked in with "'furry ass' is a really bad google search".
I googled "furry donkey" instead.
http://animalplanetlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/dfgdd-2.jpg
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I googled "furry donkey" instead.
Translating "ass" to "donkey" required the second cup of coffee... slurp. Ok, I can now start the day. I'm only running over an hour late... sigh.
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@Polygeekery said in My shirt:
@RaceProUK said in My shirt:
@RaceProUK
If you head on down to the trolleybus garage, there's a wide variety of asses to choose fromYeah, but they're all icky nasty, and I want an ass that's soft and furry.
My ass is kind of furry. It makes it difficult to wipe after a good poo.
If it's difficult to wipe that would be a sign it wasn't a good poo.
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@Polygeekery said in My shirt:
My ass is kind of furry. It makes it difficult to wipe after a good poo.
What the... Did that bear just rape that rabbit?
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2buttons1hole
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@RaceProUK said in My shirt:
I want an ass that's soft and furry.
I was going to google for a 4-legged ass. Then the coffee kicked in with "'furry ass' is a really bad google search".
Oh come now, it's not that difficult.
Here:
https://www.amazon.com/Shrek-Crackin-Donkey-Interactive-Plush/dp/B0000XKKTS