The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
https://twitter.com/CassandraRules/status/876770956559167489
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Geeze, think of that electricity bill!
Natural consequence of going the route of Windows 10 with consoles.
Shit, they even put an X at the end to drive home the point.
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Rock nomming tree
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dupe
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Always share.
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@Lorne-Kates Dog
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@Boner Do they have "Keep Calm, I'm A Furry"?
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@RaceProUK said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Boner Do they have "Keep Calm, I'm A Furry"?
What about "keep calm, I'm an Android"?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@RaceProUK said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Boner Do they have "Keep Calm, I'm A Furry"?
What about "keep calm, I'm an Android"?
What about "Keep Calm, It's Just A Meme"?
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@RaceProUK said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@RaceProUK said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Boner Do they have "Keep Calm, I'm A Furry"?
What about "keep calm, I'm an Android"?
What about "Keep Calm, It's Just A Memez virus! "?
Yay!
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Can I get one that says "Keep Calm With Coolidge"?
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@Boner Dentists are scarier. That dental drill sound is scary
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@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Rock nomming tree
It looks more like the tree is doing the nomming.
Brought to you by the Hyphens Save Lives foundation.
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@RaceProUK said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@RaceProUK said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Boner Do they have "Keep Calm, I'm A Furry"?
What about "keep calm, I'm an Android"?
What about "Keep Calm, It's Just A Meme"?
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In western Washington, there's a popular seafood restaurant chain by the name of Ivar's. Their motto: KEEP CLAM.
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@bb36e They've been around a lot longer than iOS.
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@El_Heffe I keep mentally adding a comma.
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@MZH said in Contiguous iterators (C++)?:
@Kian said in Contiguous iterators (C++)?:
The beauty of C++ (in the sense that Cthulhu is beautiful)
If you're trying to convince people that we're sane, you're not helping.
Then again,
1983 - Bjarne Stroustrup bolts everything he's ever heard of onto C to create C++. The resulting language is so complex that programs must be sent to the future to be compiled by the Skynet artificial intelligence. Build times suffer. Skynet's motives for performing the service remain unclear but spokespeople from the future say "there is nothing to be concerned about, baby," in an Austrian accented monotones. There is some speculation that Skynet is nothing more than a pretentious buffer overrun.
Funny link, I liked the PHP part:
1995 - At a neighborhood Italian restaurant Rasmus Lerdorf realizes that his plate of spaghetti is an excellent model for understanding the World Wide Web and that web applications should mimic their medium. On the back of his napkin he designs Programmable Hyperlinked Pasta (PHP). PHP documentation remains on that napkin to this day.
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@Polygeekery
Psh, if they really want to threaten their computer, they should be all like "Compile my code NOW, or I'm going to navigate to WTDWTF and open every thread in the Garage"
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@r10pez10 In fact, it could be said most issues are not positive real numbers, so their roots have an imaginary part?
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@PleegWat you might say that they're complex.
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The nerdy jokes thread it that way
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Bad Design Choices
http://i.imgur.com/HlgcCzX.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/LKKKfsY.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/JPgkLeU.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/leDsx4e.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/7RCoXjs.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/wYWU9Cs.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/UkjUF2U.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/PIMm35l.jpg
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British guy is trying something different to live with the heat:
- Wears shorts, got sent sent home for violating the dress code.
https://i.imgur.com/DoC7bhp.jpg
- Tries one of his mom's dresses instead:
https://i.imgur.com/7PXjt3r.jpg
- Result:
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I'm surrounded by locals complaining that it's only 28 degrees and when will summer start?
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@RaceProUK said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Miami lawyer’s pants erupt in flames
Really? That must have been specta-
Stephen Gutierrez, who was arguing that his client’s car spontaneously combusted and was not intentionally set on fire, had been fiddling in his pocket as he was about to address jurors when smoke began billowing out his right pocket, witnesses told the Miami Herald.
After jurors were ushered out, Gutierrez returned unharmed, with a singed pocket
So, they didn't actually burst into flames: they just smouldered a bit and gave him an owie.
/me wishes news outlets would stop sexing up their headlines just to get clicks
If it was an e-cigarette, then I'd wager that even the singed pocket wasn't really that singed. I had that happen to me once, actually - not much harm done, but I threw my jacket to the ground faster than you could say "exploding lithium batteries".
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