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@Tsaukpaetra said in In other news today...:
@Boner said in In other news today...:
Because, you know, names are hard.
Even Asian people can't pronounce Asian names.
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Meanwhile, a few miles down the road from me...
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@PJH Is it just me, or does that article repeat itself?
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@PJH said in In other news today...:
Seven percent thought chocolate milk only comes from brown cows
Idiots. The clue's in the name, you get it from milking chocolate
Jesus, Americans are stupid
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@Jaloopa
that white stuff that squirts out is not milk, dude
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@RaceProUK said in In other news today...:
@PJH Is it just me, or does that article repeat itself?
... nope; can't see it m'self...
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@PJH said in In other news today...:
@RaceProUK said in In other news today...:
@PJH Is it just me, or does that article repeat itself?
... nope; can't see it m'self...
It's word-for-word identical.
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@Jaloopa said in In other news today...:
@PJH said in In other news today...:
Seven percent thought chocolate milk only comes from brown cows
Idiots. The clue's in the name, you get it from milking chocolate
Jesus, Americans are stupid
Thing is, some chocolate milk does in part come from brown cows, to the best of my knowledge.
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@Zecc are they the ones milking the chocolate?
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@Jaloopa said in In other news today...:
@PJH said in In other news today...:
Seven percent thought chocolate milk only comes from brown cows
Idiots. The clue's in the name, you get it from milking chocolate
Jesus, Americans are stupid
I've never seen a chocolate with teats, though...
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@anotherusername said in In other news today...:
I've never seen a chocolate with teats, though...
I've never seen an almond or a soybean with teats either.
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@da-Doctah said in In other news today...:
@anotherusername said in In other news today...:
I've never seen a chocolate with teats, though...
I've never seen an almond or a soybean with teats either.
Or coconut, for that matter
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@Lorne-Kates said in In other news today...:
So you have to be on your knees giving Samsung a blowjob to own one?
You're surprised?
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@RaceProUK said in In other news today...:
It's word-for-word identical.Ah - thought you meant the whole thing. Didn't read it that closely to be honest.
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@PJH said in In other news today...:
Didn't read it that closely to be honest.
Because you are familiar enough with the layout of the place?
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@PJH said in In other news today...:
The study found 48% of respondents weren’t sure where chocolate milk came from. Seven percent thought chocolate milk only comes from brown cows.
That adds up to about 16.4 million people, more than the population of Ohio.Americans just have a healthy skepticism towards the "truths" the moneybags of the dairy mafia are having the government force-feed their children with.
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I'll bet it's never done again, either.
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In order for Hertzler to win the Democratic Party nomination, he will have to beat Rick Gallant, a teacher from Corning who has already gained local support.
This guy sounds like a real Goofus
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@Luhmann said in In other news today...:
@PJH said in In other news today...:
Didn't read it that closely to be honest.
Because you are familiar enough with the layout of the place?
Don't be daft. He's always blindfolded.
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@Boner Can confirm: Have beard, am heterosexual.
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Can disprove by counter example. :P
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@heterodox Maybe you just need to not shave for longer?
#ItGetsBetter #TrolleyBus
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@heterodox said in In other news today...:
Can disprove by counter example. :P
It only prevents, it doesn't remove.
Were you already gay before having a beard? That would explain it.
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@Zecc said in In other news today...:
Were you already gay before having a beard? That would explain it.
The counterexample is not myself; maybe I should have clarified. (Not allowed to have a beard.) But I don't think anyone's born with a beard, thus your explanation is acceptable if an obvious statement of fact. Carry on. :P
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@heterodox said in In other news today...:
But I don't think anyone's born with a beard
Correct. However, there is a stage of foetal development where the foetus (male and female!) has a beard and a moustache.
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@RaceProUK said in In other news today...:
Correct. However, there is a stage of foetal development where the foetus (male and female!) has a beard and a moustache.
I'm not sure most people would count lanugo as a beard and/or moustache. (Of course they have both; it's all over as I understand.)
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@heterodox But that's not as funny
But it does mean that everyone has been a furry at one point in their life (depending on when you define life as starting*).
*Take it to the Garage please
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The group was held by a passing border patrol, which spotted their car parked near the frontier where they had crossed on foot. "The men were on the Russian side for maybe 15 minutes. Across the border they had drunk several cans of beer," Finnish Border Guards investigator Timo Hakkinen said.
They can't have been more than a couple hundred yards inside the border. Hardly worth worrying about, tbh.
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@Boner said in In other news today...:
I have always had a penchant for spicy foods. One time a co-worker was telling me how he bought some pepperoni snacks at the grocery but he could not finish them because they gave him really bad heartburn and asked if I wanted them. He goes out to his car to retrieve them and comes back with:
That's right, he ate half a bag of Pup-peroni without realizing they were dog treats.
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@Polygeekery said in In other news today...:
@Boner said in In other news today...:
I have always had a penchant for spicy foods. One time a co-worker was telling me how he bought some pepperoni snacks at the grocery but he could not finish them because they gave him really bad heartburn and asked if I wanted them. He goes out to his car to retrieve them and comes back with:
That's right, he ate half a bag of Pup-peroni without realizing they were dog treats.
Maybe he thought they were made out of pups?
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@Polygeekery but, did they actually taste ok?
Usually dog treats are really bland... they have much better senses of smell/taste than we do, so I guess it doesn't really take much in terms of flavor to make them happy.
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@Polygeekery said in In other news today...:
That's right, he ate half a bag of Pup-peroni without realizing they were dog treats.
- 90% FAT FREE
- Made with real beef
- Lean beef flavor
- Made in USA
What's not to like ???
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@anotherusername said in In other news today...:
but, did they actually taste ok?
How the fuck would I know? I'm not dumb enough to eat dog treats likely made from the rendered remains of the last loser of the Kentucky Derby. I have however worked with people who are.
@anotherusername said in In other news today...:
Usually dog treats are really bland..
Considering that they gave him heartburn, I do not think this was the case.
@Dreikin said in In other news today...:
Maybe he thought they were made out of pups?
The less humorous, but actual explanation for how this happened is that they were at the register at the local grocery in the impulsive buy section. Where all of the crappy tabloids would be found, and where you usually see beef jerky and other snack type items. He just did not bother to look at the bag, or the picture of the dog on the front.
He was not the only Nobel Prize candidate on that crew. This was an actual exchange that happened in regards to another fellow on the exact same crew:
"Hey Tommy, did you stop and get gas on your way in to work this morning?"
"Sure did Steve. How did you know? Did you see me at the gas station?"
"Nope, the nozzle is still hanging out of your tank and your fender is crumpled all to hell."Yes, he drove off with the nozzle still in the truck. Sure, virtually anyone could conceivably do such a thing. Only special people would not notice the horrible noise that it would make and continue on about their morning without a care in the world.
Except maybe this guy:
http://images.mentalfloss.com/sites/default/files/driving-off_5.jpg?resize=1100x740
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@Polygeekery said in In other news today...:
How the fuck would I know? I'm not dumb enough to eat dog treats likely made from the rendered remains of the last loser of the Kentucky Derby. I have however worked with people who are.
When I was a kid I would've, just to find out (how did you think I know this?). Probably not anymore; I think I'd at least smell them to see if they smelled like they tasted bland, though.
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@anotherusername said in In other news today...:
@Polygeekery said in In other news today...:
How the fuck would I know? I'm not dumb enough to eat dog treats likely made from the rendered remains of the last loser of the Kentucky Derby. I have however worked with people who are.
When I was a kid I would've, just to find out (how did you think I know this?). Probably not anymore; I think I'd at least smell them to see if they smelled like they tasted bland, though.
Dog treats like that usually smell pretty strongly of whatever spices they put in them. They do smell vaguely of pepperoni. We have gotten them for our dogs before. I never tried them though.
I have tried dog treats that we made for them, and yes they were very bland. Never tried a commercial one.
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@anotherusername said in In other news today...:
@Polygeekery said in In other news today...:
How the fuck would I know? I'm not dumb enough to eat dog treats likely made from the rendered remains of the last loser of the Kentucky Derby. I have however worked with people who are.
When I was a kid I would've, just to find out (how did you think I know this?). Probably not anymore; I think I'd at least smell them to see if they smelled like they tasted bland, though.
I tried an carob one (part of the advertising was it was human-grade food). It actually wasn't bad. Imagine a chocolate brownie - but with no sugar.
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@Karla I didn't say I tried more than one. Okay, two.
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@Polygeekery said in In other news today...:
Yes, he drove off with the nozzle still in the truck. Sure, virtually anyone could conceivably do such a thing. Only special people would not notice the horrible noise that it would make and continue on about their morning without a care in the world.
Wouldn't happen in the UK
Probably has happened in the UK
Also this:
Singapore GP 2008 Ferrari Massa Pit Stop Distaster – 01:50
— Formula1OnBoardNo-one was hurt in the course of making this colossal fuck-up
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@dcon said in In other news today...:
I tried an carob one (part of the advertising was it was human-grade food). It actually wasn't bad. Imagine a chocolate brownie - but with no sugar.
No butter either, I bet.
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@Polygeekery said in In other news today...:
Only special people would not notice the horrible noise that it would make and continue on about their morning without a care in the world.
I have a cousin that scraped the left side of his car on a garage pole before. All the way from the front to the back. From the damage it would definitely been rather loud.
He didn't care. Said he heard it. Kept going anyway.
Makes me wonder what other acts he would continue engaging in despite really loud "please stop!" screeches going on.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in In other news today...:
@Polygeekery said in In other news today...:
Only special people would not notice the horrible noise that it would make and continue on about their morning without a care in the world.
I have a cousin that scraped the left side of his car on a garage pole before. All the way from the front to the back. From the damage it would definitely been rather loud.
He didn't care. Said he heard it. Kept going anyway.
Makes me wonder what other acts he would continue engaging in despite really loud "please stop!" screeches going on.The wife once ripped off her right side fender flare making a left turn in a parking garage (I know this because the garage only has left turns). NFC how show managed that without wiping out the whole side of the car.
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Warning: auto-play video
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a driver killed while using Tesla's partially self-driving crash
:o Do you even grammar, bro?
Seriously, wouldn't you imagine USA Today would hire folks to proofread articles before posting it?
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@masonwheeler Why would you imagine that? All that matters for them is getting people to click on their article. Correct titles, let alone correct grammar, are not a requirement. Hell, I would argue that they are actually detrimental to getting clicks.