Tales from the pet store
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I'm not sure if they did it on purpose for a laugh, or genuinely didn't know crickets could climb. Either way, they were EVERYWHERE. And it was the large cricket bin too.https://i.imgur.com/Ivpd0ko.png
A couple of us made the same mistake, so we made sure other employees knew, "never ask her about her birds". She would instantly start yelling. "WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW? IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! THEY'RE MY BIRDS NOT YOURS" etc., months later we find out from another town local that she got evicted for having over 200 birds in her house. Yikes.https://i.imgur.com/T2wLwM9.png
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Don't worry, the owl was fine. She was a volunteer at a bird rehab. She was picking up a mouse and heading two cities over to bring him to a facility.https://i.imgur.com/nlWRzVU.png
He's the cutest thing, but he's MASSIVE. If I remember correctly, his name was Goliath or something like that. Probably larger than an actual baby.
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@El_Heffe said in Tales from the pet store:
He's the cutest thing, but he's MASSIVE. If I remember correctly, his name was Goliath or something like that. Probably larger than an actual baby.
Like the giant rabbit that got killed on a United flight a few weeks back?
"Do you sell racoons here?"
No ma'am, that is a wild animal.And rabbits aren't?
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@El_Heffe said in Tales from the pet store:
wild
"Wild? I was absolutely livid!"
Not The Nine O'Clock News - Gerald the gorilla – 03:33
— MrAioros
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When I was a teenager and would go to the mall, I always visited this pet store that had this big rabbit free on the floor.
I used to always want a parrot so I could teach it to say obnoxious things like "Fuck you", then I found out those fuckers live into their 70s, if I got one now...it would probably outlive me.
I'm pretty sure most pet stores won't sell live rodents if you plan to use them as food. You have to buy frozen.
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@Karla said in Tales from the pet store:
I used to always want a parrot so I could teach it to say obnoxious things like "Fuck you", then I found out those fuckers live into their 70s, if I got one now...it would probably outlive me.
Now picturing the results of people who didn't think it through, and parrots all over the place today screaming "Impeach Nixon!" and "Out of Vietnam now!"
(And "Bill Cosby is a great role model for kids!")
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@Karla said in Tales from the pet store:
I used to always want a parrot so I could teach it to say obnoxious things like "Fuck you", then I found out those fuckers live into their 70s, if I got one now...it would probably outlive me.
You'd be trolling your descendants and heirs from beyond the grave. Sounds like a plan to me…
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@El_Heffe said in Tales from the pet store:
https://i.imgur.com/nlWRzVU.png
He's the cutest thing, but he's MASSIVE. If I remember correctly, his name was Goliath or something like that. Probably larger than an actual baby.
Flemish giant? (/me waits for jokes involving @Luhmann.)
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@anotherusername said in Tales from the pet store:
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Tales from the pet store:
@anotherusername said in Tales from the pet store:
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Yes... about that. I already knew about your proclivity for bitches.
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@El_Heffe said in Tales from the pet store:
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@anotherusername said in Tales from the pet store:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Tales from the pet store:
@anotherusername said in Tales from the pet store:
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Yes... about that. I already knew about your proclivity for bitches.
Bitches usually love me too, except this one girl, and took a snap at me and gave me this scar on my forehead. Never could get that one to come...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Tales from the pet store:
@anotherusername said in Tales from the pet store:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Tales from the pet store:
@anotherusername said in Tales from the pet store:
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Yes... about that. I already knew about your proclivity for bitches.
Bitches usually love me too, except this one girl, and took a snap at me and gave me this scar on my forehead. Never could get that one to come...
Please stop sexing that dog