If you give a coder a ticket
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He's going to want to commit some code.
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If you let a coder commit some code, he's going to want an IDE.
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When you give him an IDE, he'll have trouble installing it.
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@Unperverted-Vixen said in If you give a coder a ticket:
If you let a coder commit some code, he's going to want an IDE.
If you let a coder commit suicide, it's because you gave him Eclipse as an IDE.
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@Greybeard When he tries to get it installed, he'll want to know where the latest stable build can be found.
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@djls45 When the latest stable build can't be found, he'll fork his own from MASTER.
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@Tsaukpaetra When MASTER does not compile, he is going to try to find out why.
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@Mikael_Svahnberg When he tries to find out why, he gets an extremely unhelpful error message from Git.
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@ben_lubar When he tries to debug it, he's going to want an IDE.
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When he tries to install a different IDE, he'll need to raise a ticket with IT.
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@AlexMedia If he dies of starvation, it's because you let him raise an IT ticket.
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@Greybeard said in If you give a coder a ticket:
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If you mention an American children's books author without providing further context, other people will have to google it.
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@asdf said in If you give a coder a ticket:
If he dies of starvation
If he dies of starvation, you'll have to create a job opening.
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If you have to create a job opening, you'll have to conduct interviews.
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@AlexMedia If you conduct job interviews, you'll have to live blog them on WTDWTF.
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@NedFodder While live blogging them, you'll become depressed and start drinking heavily.
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@NedFodder Your boss might ignore the results and hire the first applicant anyway.
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@Greybeard if you dislike the new hire, you will silently let him/her stelarize clusterfucks that will put them at the door...
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@cabrito When the clusterfucks are at the door, they will fall back and hit you in the fact.
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@Tsaukpaetra if you leave the clusterfucks around, the boss will ask why you didn't deal with the situation appropriately.