Things which cannot be explained
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@El_Heffe Clearing up the question, in case there was one: what do people use SAS for?
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Pretty graphs!
Actually, I've been meaning to monitor my external-monitor-capable health aspects.
Anyone suggest a good app for tracking things like this?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Things which cannot be explained:
Pretty graphs!
Actually, I've been meaning to monitor my external-monitor-capable health aspects.
Anyone suggest a good app for tracking things like this?
Not an app per se, but there's a bit of rental hardware available called a "family doctor", "general practitioner" or "primary care physician" you might want to look into.
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@Dreikin said in Things which cannot be explained:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Things which cannot be explained:
Pretty graphs!
Actually, I've been meaning to monitor my external-monitor-capable health aspects.
Anyone suggest a good app for tracking things like this?
Not an app per se, but there's a bit of rental hardware available called a "family doctor", "general practitioner" or "primary care physician" you might want to look into.
But those cost monies.... and I have no insurances....
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The location chart;
Home
Movie Theater
Parents
Public Park ???
Restaurant
Work
Friend's
Girlfriend's
Chicago ???
St. Louis ???
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I have a thing that cannot be explained... how is this not TMI even for this group of people?
I mean, stats are fun and these are nice graphs but statistics on your frequency are not what I wanted to read while having breakfast, kthx.
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@Arantor said in Things which cannot be explained:
not what I wanted to read while having breakfast,
it's more of a dinner thing?
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@Luhmann said in Things which cannot be explained:
@Arantor said in Things which cannot be explained:
not what I wanted to read while having breakfast,
it's more of a dinner thing?
Maybe more afternoon-tea thing.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Things which cannot be explained:
afternoon-tea
With a scone?
But no cucumber sandwich for me please.
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@Luhmann said in Things which cannot be explained:
it's more of a dinner thing?
Going by the stats, it's an after-breakfast thing for the most part, with some after-l
aunch possibilities too.
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@Luhmann said in Things which cannot be explained:
But no cucumber sandwich for me please.
We're not playing cricket anyway
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@RaceProUK said in Things which cannot be explained:
not playing cricket
yeah I would like to get home before Christmas pudding
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@dkf said in Things which cannot be explained:
it's an after-breakfast thing
Yeah ... somewhere in those 24 hours after breakfast ...
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@Luhmann said in Things which cannot be explained:
@RaceProUK said in Things which cannot be explained:
not playing cricket
yeah I would like to get home before Christmas pudding
Kids today... They just don't appreciate the intricacies of Test cricket... Guess it'll have to be an ODI then.
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@RaceProUK I thought you are from the UK. What you you know about test cricket?
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@RaceProUK said in Things which cannot be explained:
don't appreciate the intricacies of
Testcricket
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@Luhmann all you need to know is that if someone's at silly mid off when a dibbly-dobbly is bowled then you're likely to be out for a duck. When it rains, the duckworth-lewis method is influenced by how many googlies there have been, unless the rabbit tried a slog sweep.
Pretty simple really
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@Vault_Dweller said in Things which cannot be explained:
@RaceProUK I thought you are from the UK. What you you know about test cricket?
More than the Aussies:
:P
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@RaceProUK You at least posted it in the appropriate thread
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@RaceProUK said in Things which cannot be explained:
@Vault_Dweller said in Things which cannot be explained:
@RaceProUK I thought you are from the UK. What you you know about test cricket?
More than the Aussies:
:P
I defer to @slartibartfast to explain my knowledge of Krikket.
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@Luhmann said in Things which cannot be explained:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Things which cannot be explained:
afternoon-tea
With a scone?
But no cucumber sandwich for me please.Agreed. No cucumbers. They make me poop.
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@El_Heffe said in Things which cannot be explained:
They make me poop.
Isn't that technically true of all food?
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@RaceProUK only if there are waste products metabolised out of them. If you don't eat enough, or you were to eat the perfect blend of nutrients, maybe not.
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@El_Heffe said in Things which cannot be explained:
They make me poop.
Don't forget to chart out the results
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@Arantor said in Things which cannot be explained:
the perfect blend of nutrients
The perfect blend contains a non-zero quantity of dietary fibre.
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@RaceProUK said in Things which cannot be explained:
@El_Heffe said in Things which cannot be explained:
They make me poop.
Isn't that technically true of all food?
Technically yes. However, some more quickly than others.
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@Arantor said in Things which cannot be explained:
@RaceProUK only if there are waste products metabolised out of them. If you don't eat enough, or you were to eat the perfect blend of nutrients, maybe not.
well actually you'd still poop. that's how your body gets rig of a lot of waste material.
fun fact, you know why your poop is brown? it's not because of the food waste, it's because of oxidized bilirubin. bilirubin is produced by your liver as part of the process of breaking down and recycling old red blood cells and is a waste product introduced to your digestive tract via bile.
Normally bilirubin is yellowish green, so when you have gastrointestinal distress that causes you to... umm.... evacuate your bowels with great vigor, you'll notice that the stuff comes out with a distinct yellow or greenish tint, that's because it moved through your bowels really fast and didn't give the bilirubin inside it time to oxidize/decompose.
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@accalia I'm really glad lunch was over an hour ago
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@RaceProUK said in Things which cannot be explained:
I'm really glad lunch was over an hour ago
So you can find out what colour your bilirubin is?
Hopefully a bit browner than thatβ¦
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@RaceProUK said in Things which cannot be explained:
@accalia I'm really glad lunch was over an hour ago
oh come on! that's not even a 2 on the scale of 1-10 for gross things your body does! I've got WAY more material to go before we get to the REALLY gross bits!
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@accalia I think it wise to keep that info to yourself lest the be more than a failed attempt at a joke :P
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@RaceProUK said in Things which cannot be explained:
@El_Heffe said in Things which cannot be explained:
They make me poop.
Isn't that technically true of all food?
Some may make you instead
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@Arantor said in Things which cannot be explained:
@RaceProUK only if there are waste products metabolised out of them. If you don't eat enough, or you were to eat the perfect blend of nutrients, maybe not.
Intergalactic Laxative – 02:36
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@accalia said in Things which cannot be explained:
I've got WAY more material to go before we get to the REALLY gross bits!
Oh, can we skip directly to those bits? Perhaps you can get @Perverted_Vixen to model them for us...
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@anotherusername said in Things which cannot be explained:
@accalia said in Things which cannot be explained:
I've got WAY more material to go before we get to the REALLY gross bits!
Oh, can we skip directly to those bits? Perhaps you can get @Perverted_Vixen to model them for us...
Hmm.... You want me to be vivisected for your edification? Hmm.... Okay, that sounds like it could be fun.
But that leaves you short a male model, and some of the things that go on inside a male body are really gross. It seems to me that it's only fair if you also participate in the demonstration too.
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@Perverted_Vixen said in Things which cannot be explained:
But that leaves you short a male model, and some of the things that go on inside a male body are really gross.
Pretty much every gross thing that goes on inside a male body can just as easily go on inside a female body. The reverse is not true...
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@Perverted_Vixen said in Things which cannot be explained:
Hmm.... You want me to be vivisected for your edification? Hmm.... Okay, that sounds like it could be fun.
Can you let me know when that'll be so I can arrange something else that clashes but I cannot possibly cancel under any circumstances?
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@RaceProUK don't worry, she's going to take pictures so you won't miss anything.
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@anotherusername Normally, I'd welcome pictures of @Perverted_Vixen, but I think, on this occasion, I can give it a miss.
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@Perverted_Vixen actually, was I correct in thinking that I remembered that @accalia technically does have a male body? Or am I thinking of somebody else?
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@anotherusername said in Things which cannot be explained:
was I correct in thinking that I remembered that @accalia technically does have a male body? Or am I thinking of somebody else?
Your thinking of @Lorne-Kates , and he's got more than one, all buried somewhere
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@TimeBandit said in Things which cannot be explained:
@anotherusername said in Things which cannot be explained:
was I correct in thinking that I remembered that @accalia technically does have a male body? Or am I thinking of somebody else?
Your thinking of @Lorne-Kates , and he's got more than one, all buried somewhere
I'm going to not answer that one, since it's so hard to work out the proper pronouns once decomposition sets in.
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@Lorne-Kates check the width of the pelvic bone.
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@Arantor
But what if those child bearing hips identify as an Apache attack helicopter?
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@izzion said in Things which cannot be explained:
@Arantor
But what if those child bearing hips identify as an Apache attack helicopter?Then we'll have to put an end to this sketch on account of it being too silly.