Do you need a Private Investigator?
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Excellent and professional investigative services. I hired him
([redacted] ) for a very private and difficult matter of hacking my spouse phone, and he far exceeded my expectations. He helped me get the info(whatsapp, facebook, text messages, call logs etc) I needed faster and cheaper than I had imagined. The first time we spoke, we had a very long phone consultation in which he gave me all my options that he could think of to resolve my case, and he even recommended I try other options before hiring him, which shows that he is honest. I decided to hire him and I am glad I did. He is a fantastic investigator and a great person and if you have a dishonest partner don’t hesitate to send him a mail
Contact: [redacted]
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Can you investigate some Mafia players' alignments tonight?
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@PatriciaHolmes are you related to Sherlock?
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Betteridge's Law strikes again.
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I redacted instead of deleting because @jaloopa made me laugh
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@Yamikuronue can you change OP's avatar to a detective hat?
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@PatriciaHolmes said in Do you need a Private Investigator?:
Excellent and professional investigative services. I hired him
And then the murders began.
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@Yamikuronue said in Do you need a Private Investigator?:
I redacted instead of deleting because @jaloopa made me laugh
Yeah, I'm so funny I make mode do more work than necessary
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@PatriciaHolmes said in Do you need a Private Investigator?:
hacking my spouse phone
Isn't that illegal?
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@wharrgarbl said in Do you need a Private Investigator?:
@Yamikuronue can you change OP's avatar to a detective hat?
Done.
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@PJH Given her name's Patricia, I think it should be a more feminine colour, like pale blue.
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It's a shame the term "Private Dick" has fallen out of favour.
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@Boner said in Do you need a Private Investigator?:
It's a shame the term "Private Dick" has fallen out of favour.
I know!
I would love a Private Dick
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@Perverted_Vixen I was under the impression public dicks were more your sort of thing?
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@Jaloopa said in Do you need a Private Investigator?:
@Perverted_Vixen I was under the impression public dicks were more your sort of thing?
I like those too.
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@Boner said in Do you need a Private Investigator?:
It's a shame the term "Private Dick" has fallen out of favour.
These days, they rapidly get promoted to first Major Dick and then General Dick.
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@dkf then promoted to current Foreign Secretary?
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@Arantor he's a Johnson, not a Dick
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@Jaloopa he's a fairly major dick too. I did like his description of Corbyn as a "mutton-headed mugwump" though.
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@Arantor a mutton headed mugwump sounds exactly the kind of person you'd want to be drawn against in a WiffWaff tournament
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@Yamikuronue said in Do you need a Private Investigator?:
I redacted instead of deleting because @jaloopa made me laugh
I think we should have a category for spam topics we choose to keep.
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@Zecc said in Do you need a Private Investigator?:
a category for spam topics we choose to keep.
Let's call it The Garage ...
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@Zecc said in Do you need a Private Investigator?:
I think we should have a category for spam topics we choose to keep.
Hmm...not a bad idea.
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@Zecc Now you made the mods do work. That can't be good.
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@Boner said in Do you need a Private Investigator?:
It's a shame the term "Private Dick" has fallen out of favour.
It's slang for 'Detective', so not an insult!
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@cvi said in Do you need a Private Investigator?:
@Zecc Now you made the
modsadmins do work. That can't be good.Keep it straight or I'll flag you for libel!
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@abarker
Are mods allowed to dismiss their own flags, or would you be inflicting senseless work on someone else?If a mod gets shadow banned for abusing the flag system, can anyone hear them scream?
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@DCRoss said in Do you need a Private Investigator?:
@Boner said in Do you need a Private Investigator?:
It's a shame the term "Private Dick" has fallen out of favour.
It's slang for 'Detective', so not an insult!
I think(?) it comes from Dick Tracy. I remember only reading the story with Mrs. Pruneface, which was pretty good, I thought.
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@djls45 According to this post on Quora it predates Dick Tracy.
TLDR: It could be short for detective (in the same way as it's short for Richard), or come from Dick Donovan (another fictional detective), or could be from the Gypsy word dik meaning "to watch"
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@izzion said in Do you need a Private Investigator?:
@abarker
Are mods allowed to dismiss their own flags, or would you be inflicting senseless work on someone else?If a mod gets shadow banned for abusing the flag system, can anyone hear them scream?
Nobody can dismiss flags.
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@Jaloopa said in Do you need a Private Investigator?:
@Arantor a mutton headed mugwump sounds exactly the kind of person you'd want to be drawn against in a WiffWaff tournament
Is wiff waff simply riffraff spoken by Wossy?
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@kt_ that would make far too much sense
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@kt_ said in Do you need a Private Investigator?:
Is wiff waff simply riffraff spoken by
WossyElmer Fudd?FTFY
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@Arantor Between the Rocky Horror reference and the link in your signature that I just noticed, I feel the need to give you more than just an upvote. Here, have a thumbs up fox.