Ransom for bitcoins
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I'll waste GUIDs periodically here until you transfer me all the bitcoins.
First victim to show I'm serious:
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@RaceProUK 5c471ca7-69fa-4bbd-820f-432df15ecc41
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I have a foolproof method to get all the bitcoins:
- Create your own currency controlled entirely by you.
- Advertise it and trade it on the market, until you get someone to buy some (doesn't matter if they just pay $0.0001, any amount is good).
- Now that your currency has non-zero value, simply create as many of them as you need to become the richest person in the world. You might need one of those arbitrary precision arithmetic libraries.
- Buy all the bitcoins.
Of course, being @fbmac-coins, they'd probably be programmed to delete themselves after a minute.
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@fbmac 7bd5c70d-54da-4225-a354-1b799189d5a8
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@fbmac I'm just going to stockpile these to reuse after their inevitable deletion.
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99f9a7a2-b80a-4582-82bd-2a2c9662d6ef... I can do this all day ...
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@clatter said in Ransom for bitcoins:
I'm just going to stockpile these to reuse
Stale GUIDs lose it's properties and don't taste the same
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@fbmac said in Ransom for bitcoins:
@clatter said in Ransom for bitcoins:
I'm just going to stockpile these to reuse
Stale GUIDs lose it's properties and don't taste the same
Taste the same? I thought their taste was globally unique!
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@Groaner In my experience, all GUIDs taste slightly of cautious optimism.
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And if you don't pay up, I'll cut off another DWORD.
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@Groaner said in Ransom for bitcoins:
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@dse said in Ransom for bitcoins:
@Groaner said in Ransom for bitcoins:
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Ransom for bitcoins:
@dse said in Ransom for bitcoins:
@Groaner said in Ransom for bitcoins:
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