The Official "If You Can't Say Something Nice..." Thread
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The rules.
- you gotta say something nice about something
- you gotta like the person that posted last
- you gotta like someone else's post in this thread
- bonus points for saying something nice about someone that you don't like.
- super bonus points for saying something nice about hitler
- the points don't matter
- rules 2 and 3 are optional
- rules 1 and 2 are mandatory
- rule 8 cannot override rule 7
- Rule 10 is inviolable.
- the punishment for violating rule 10 is death by tickles.
- rules 7, 8, and 9 are invalid
- do not obey rule 666
- TODO: write down the next 987 rules
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I like that the likes topic is back.
Hitler had some good ideas, just some much worse bad ideas overshadowed them.@accalia said in The Official "If You Can't Say Something Nice..." Thread:
you gotta like the person that posted last
What if the person who posted last was me?
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@accalia The Official Likes Topic is fun.
Now I'm in trouble, because while I can obey rule #2, there are insufficient posts for me to obey rule #3.Removed because of bad post streaming.
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What if there is nobody that I don't like ?
No bonus point for me
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@TimeBandit said in The Official "If You Can't Say Something Nice..." Thread:
What if there is nobody that I don't like ?
No bonus point for mePoor @TimeBandit likes everybody. Unfortunately, it would seem that his mouse hand is injured, as he has broken rule #2.
I like the rules of this thread. They're almost as good as the rule in the Likes Topic.
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@abarker - unless TimeBandit doesn't like you, he didn't break rule #2 - read it again.
I like the fact that I don't have to like your post either.
(Also, TimeBandit broke rule #1, but nobody seems to care about that)
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@CreatedToDislikeThis said in The Official "If You Can't Say Something Nice..." Thread:
@abarker - unless TimeBandit doesn't like you, he didn't break rule #2 - read it again.
I like the fact that I don't have to like your post either.
(Also, TimeBandit broke rule #1, but nobody seems to care about that)
Ah, it seems that there are wording issues in rule #2. I am no longer fond of the rules of this thread.
Phoenix is a nice place to spend the winter, so nice that the hot summers don't seem that bad.
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I like the fact that if nobody broke the rules, there would be no need for moderators.
The other nice thing is: Rules are made to be broken
I don't like my ex, but she gave me my children so she's a good person for that.
File Under: Did I follow all the rules now ?
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Hitler is no longer doing any of the things he became famous for.
Rule 666: Obey rule 13.
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@CarrieVS Hitler was actually a decent artist.
Rule 15: Rule 10 must be violated.
Rule 16: The punishment for violating rule 15 is death by tickles.
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Rule 17: all rules are void
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@loopback0 even rule 17 then
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@TimeBandit :thatsthejoke.123:
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@TimeBandit said in The Official "If You Can't Say Something Nice..." Thread:
What if there is nobody that I don't like ?
Say something nice about Windows Update? It's the best!
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@boomzilla said in The Official "If You Can't Say Something Nice..." Thread:
Say something nice about Windows Update?
Yeah, Windows update is better than...
Frozen dog shit
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@loopback0 said in The Official "If You Can't Say Something Nice..." Thread:
What if the person who posted last was me?
i think there's a special case for that in rule 623.... but i lost it.
i like my filing system. is fun!
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I like these rules, trying to follow them is like solving a puzzle.
Hitler led Germany to get better than it was before he took it.
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@boomzilla said in The Official "If You Can't Say Something Nice..." Thread:
Say something nice about Windows Update?
Windows Update didn't borked my laptop today ... something else did ... but it wasn't an update nor was it the Linux hardware so ... yeah!
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@accalia said in The Official "If You Can't Say Something Nice..." Thread:
The rules.
- you gotta like the person that posted last
You gotta like the person, not the post? I don't like anyone, so am I breaking the rule just by posting in this thread?
You sequenced the numbers well.
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@accalia said in The Official "If You Can't Say Something Nice..." Thread:
you gotta like the person that posted last
This is a meta-comment, but you have to like them, or you have to push the button on their post with the up arrow? Because those are different things.
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I like that we can resurrect a thread only to create a literal echo chamber. I mean, that rule number 2,do I have to actually like that poster? What if I like the sign more?
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I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!
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I like
short
s. They're only 16 bits wide!
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@dkf said in The Official "If You Can't Say Something Nice..." Thread:
16 bits
That's as much as a two-dollar bill!
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@djls45 That's TWICE as much as a one dollar bill!
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@djls45 said in The Official "If You Can't Say Something Nice..." Thread:
@dkf said in The Official "If You Can't Say Something Nice..." Thread:
16 bits
That's as much as a two-dollar bill!
And you can buy eight (8) haircuts with it!
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@chozang said in The Official "If You Can't Say Something Nice..." Thread:
@djls45 said in The Official "If You Can't Say Something Nice..." Thread:
@dkf said in The Official "If You Can't Say Something Nice..." Thread:
16 bits
That's as much as a two-dollar bill!
And you can buy eight (8) haircuts with it!
Unless you're using Twitch bits, in which case you're 9 bits short of a shave and a haircut.
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@chozang said in The Official "If You Can't Say Something Nice..." Thread:
@djls45 said in The Official "If You Can't Say Something Nice..." Thread:
@dkf said in The Official "If You Can't Say Something Nice..." Thread:
16 bits
That's as much as a two-dollar bill!
And you can buy eight (8) haircuts with it!
And 8 shaves!
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@anonymous234 said in The Official "If You Can't Say Something Nice..." Thread:
I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!
Seconded.
I will add that I like "Golf shorts" because they're typically made of thinner materials that wick perspiration better than typical. And they're usually a bit more smooth in many ways.