Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes
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Just got an email about Lobsterfest.
http://i.imgur.com/mOyLYgj.png
As long as it comes with unlimited cheese biscuits, I'm game.
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@Lorne-Kates cheeeeeeeeeese biscuits.
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@Weng said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
@Lorne-Kates cheeeeeeeeeese biscuits.
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE BISCUITS!!!!!!!!!!
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BRB changing pants
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@Lorne-Kates said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
@Weng said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
@Lorne-Kates cheeeeeeeeeese biscuits.
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE BISCUITS!!!!!!!!!!
well..... there goes MY waistline.
you just had to tell me how to make those for myself....
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@Lorne-Kates said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
unlimited cheese biscuits
Great band name
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@accalia said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
you just had to tell me how to make those for myself....
You don't have to make them yourself - our Safeway (grocery store) has it already mixed! (in the cake aisle)
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@dcon said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
@accalia said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
you just had to tell me how to make those for myself....
You don't have to make them yourself - our Safeway (grocery store) has it already mixed! (in the cake aisle)
yeah, but it's way cheaper to make them yourself.
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@accalia
So, what you're saying is, a good food budget is a terrible thing to waist?
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@izzion Cheesy Crust, that was a bad pun.
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@izzion said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
@accalia
So, what you're saying is, a good food budget is a terrible thing to waist?i'm saying it's a good thing foxes don't wear pants, else i'd keep outgrowing them with ready access to cheesy biscuits
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@accalia said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
i'm saying it's a good thing foxes don't wear pants
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@accalia said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
@izzion said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
@accalia
So, what you're saying is, a good food budget is a terrible thing to waist?i'm saying it's a good thing foxes don't wear pants, else i'd keep outgrowing them with ready access to cheesy biscuits
Boys like a little more booty to hold at night
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@Lorne-Kates said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
As long as it comes with unlimited cheese biscuits, I'm game.
I went to Red Lobster once as a kid. My younger brother wasn't a huge fan of the seafood but he ate so many of the biscuits he ended up unwell. Hard to imagine such a comfort food actually causing pain...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
@accalia said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
@izzion said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
@accalia
So, what you're saying is, a good food budget is a terrible thing to waist?i'm saying it's a good thing foxes don't wear pants, else i'd keep outgrowing them with ready access to cheesy biscuits
Boys like a little more booty to hold at night
My husband can confirm.
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@pydsigner There's a ton of butter in their stuff, which sets off my heartburn something fierce. Every time I eat there, I get sick after. I'm on new medication, but I've run out so today I'm unprotected by it; if you invited me right now, today, I'd probably go anyway. It's like crack.
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@TimeBandit That's about my reaction when I make myself bagels for breakfast. Two bagels eats up about 3/4 of a stick of butter.
Mmmm....butter.
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@e4tmyl33t Wouldn't a spread based on sunflower or vegetable oil be a better idea?
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@e4tmyl33t said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
Two bagels eats up about 3/4 of a stick of butter.
In other words, you eat bagels with your butter ?
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@RaceProUK said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
@e4tmyl33t Wouldn't a spread based on sunflower or vegetable oil be a better idea?
That doesn't melt very well in the microwave to completely soak into the bagel.
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@e4tmyl33t Aren't bagels normally toasted rather than microwaved?
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@Karla said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
@accalia said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
@izzion said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
@accalia
So, what you're saying is, a good food budget is a terrible thing to waist?i'm saying it's a good thing foxes don't wear pants, else i'd keep outgrowing them with ready access to cheesy biscuits
Boys like a little more booty to hold at night
My husband can confirm.
In the words of the great Sir Mix-a-Lot:
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung …
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@RaceProUK said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
@e4tmyl33t Aren't bagels normally toasted rather than microwaved?
I don't like them that way, but that might be the norm for most people.
I just split them in halves (the blueberry bagels I usually buy are pre-sliced, so I just tear the last little bits), arrange them around a plate, and put 4 pats of butter evenly spaced on each half. Then I toss it in the microwave for a minute and a half to let all the butter melt.
Once I take them out, when I start on each half I flip it over to sop up as much butter as I can, and then sop up as much off the plate for each bite as possible.
Heart attack? What heart attack?
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@e4tmyl33t And now I want butter-soaked blueberry bagels.
Alas, I do not have a microwave.
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@RaceProUK said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
@e4tmyl33t And now I want butter-soaked blueberry bagels.
Alas, I do not have a microwave.
If you have another method of melting butter, you can just pre-melt the butter and then pour it all over the top of the bagels, I suppose.
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@RaceProUK said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
@e4tmyl33t And now I want butter-soaked blueberry bagels.
Alas, I do not have a microwave.
Do you have access to a server farm, a pair of wire cutters, and the access port to the CPU fans?
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@Yamikuronue said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
@pydsigner There's a ton of butter in their stuff, which sets off my heartburn something fierce. Every time I eat there, I get sick after. I'm on new medication, but I've run out so today I'm unprotected by it; if you invited me right now, today, I'd probably go anyway. It's like crack.
The extremely copious amounts of salt used probably doesn't help either.
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@e4tmyl33t said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
3/4 of a stick of butter.
What's that in grammes?
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@PleegWat said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
@e4tmyl33t said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
3/4 of a stick of butter.
What's that in grammes?
Probably around 85 grams or so, if the internet math showing a full stick of butter being 113 grams is correct.
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@e4tmyl33t said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
a full stick of butter being 113 grams
That's about a quarter pound, which my very brief research indicates is a 'stick'.
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@RaceProUK said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
@e4tmyl33t said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
a full stick of butter being 113 grams
That's about a quarter pound, which my very brief research indicates is a 'stick'.
Sounds about right, since you usually buy a pound of butter as a box that contains 4 sticks.
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@e4tmyl33t said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
around 85 grams or so
That's just 609 calories
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@e4tmyl33t said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
@RaceProUK said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
@e4tmyl33t said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
a full stick of butter being 113 grams
That's about a quarter pound, which my very brief research indicates is a 'stick'.
Sounds about right, since you usually buy a pound of butter as a box that contains 4 sticks.
I wonder why the US sells it in 1/4lb sticks, and we Brits sell it in
1lb454g bricks?
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@RaceProUK said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
@e4tmyl33t said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
@RaceProUK said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
@e4tmyl33t said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
a full stick of butter being 113 grams
That's about a quarter pound, which my very brief research indicates is a 'stick'.
Sounds about right, since you usually buy a pound of butter as a box that contains 4 sticks.
I wonder why the US sells it in 1/4lb sticks, and we Brits sell it in
1lb454g bricks?Sticks fit in a butter dish on the table better for serving with rolls and the like, I'd imagine.
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@TimeBandit That's added to a pre-baked bagel though.
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@RaceProUK said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
I wonder why the US sells it in 1/4lb sticks, and we Brits sell it in
1lb454g bricks?In Canada, we have both.
Freedom of choice !
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@RaceProUK said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
@e4tmyl33t Wouldn't a spread based on sunflower or vegetable oil be a better idea?
For what?
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@boomzilla said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
@RaceProUK said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
@e4tmyl33t Wouldn't a spread based on sunflower or vegetable oil be a better idea?
For what?
For reducing the risk of coronary heart disease while enjoying delicious hot bagels.
Or as a lube. Your choice.
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@boomzilla said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
For what?
The vegetable oil industry
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@RaceProUK said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
@e4tmyl33t Wouldn't a spread based on sunflower or vegetable oil be a better idea?
E_NOT_BUTTER
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@RaceProUK said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
@boomzilla said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
@RaceProUK said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
@e4tmyl33t Wouldn't a spread based on sunflower or vegetable oil be a better idea?
For what?
For reducing the risk of coronary heart disease while enjoying delicious hot bagels.
The studies on butter vs butter substitutes go back and forth, which probably means you're doing yourself more harm by worrying about stuff like that than you are by eating it. In any case, you should be putting cream cheese on the bagel, not butter.
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@RaceProUK said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
Or as a lube.
Slow down honey, it smells like burned oil
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@boomzilla said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
which probably means you're doing yourself more harm by worrying about stuff like that
Eh, doesn't bother me in the slightest tbh. I have so little of the stuff, it makes no difference to me.
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@RaceProUK said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
I have so little of the stuff, it makes no difference to me.
A personal problem, for sure.
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@RaceProUK said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
@e4tmyl33t said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
@RaceProUK said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
@e4tmyl33t said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
a full stick of butter being 113 grams
That's about a quarter pound, which my very brief research indicates is a 'stick'.
Sounds about right, since you usually buy a pound of butter as a box that contains 4 sticks.
I wonder why the US sells it in 1/4lb sticks, and we Brits sell it in
1lb454g bricks?No, we buy it in 1lb bricks that are subdivided into quarters. (Long skinny ones, or short fat ones) You can buy a 1lb brick, but that doesn't fit into the butter dish very well...
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@dcon said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
No, we buy it in 1lb bricks that are subdivided into quarters. (Long skinny ones, or short fat ones) You can buy a 1lb brick, but that doesn't fit into the butter dish very well...
The smaller sticks are easier to cut up for the sorts of amounts commonly needed in cooking (the paper wrapper being marked with common measurements).
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@boomzilla said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
cream cheese
heresy!
Ok, maybe not heresy, but I can't stand cream cheese. I can't even eat desserts that have it as an ingredient, since I can always taste it in them.
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@e4tmyl33t Oh, man, my favorite recipe for alfredo sauce starts with butter and cream cheese. It is a magical food.
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@boomzilla said in Red Lobster has some fucked up lobster dishes:
@e4tmyl33t Oh, man, my favorite recipe for alfredo sauce starts with butter and cream cheese. It is a magical food.
I dunno. It has something to do with that tang it has that's never sat right with me.
Then again, I've always been weird with my food tastes. Can't stand sour cream, can't stand tomatoes (except for Campbell's tomato soup with an herb mix added), can't stand bell peppers...I apparently used to really like salami as a kid but either I ate so much of it I got sick of it or I changed somewhere and now I can't stand it...