America First
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Trump: America first and only America first
Trump: America first and only America first – 01:21
— CNNThe Netherlands welcomes Trump in his own words
America First - The Netherlands Second - Donald Trump | ORIGINAL UPLOAD #ZML – [00:36..04:05] 04:05
— De Avondshow met Arjen Lubach | VPROGermany second
Germany second | NEO MAGAZIN ROYALE mit Jan Böhmermann - ZDFneo – [01:47..12:20] 12:20
— ZDF MAGAZIN ROYALESwitzerland Second
Switzerland Second (official) | Deville – 03:47
— SRF ComedyDenmark Second!
Denmark second | Denmark Trumps The Netherlands at being no. 2 – [00:23..05:40] 05:40
— NatholdetPortugal Second
Portugal Second (English Subtitles) - 5 Para a Meia-Noite - RTP – 04:36
— 5meianoiteLithuania welcomes Trump
Lithuania welcomes Trump | Laikykitės ten su Andriumi Tapinu – [01:23..06:42] 06:42
— LaisvėsTVBelgium Second
America First, Belgium Second – 01:59
— De Ideale WereldKazakhstan Second
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeQeqG-D3BMLuxembourg Second!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7GcELglsMM
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Not to derail the thread to opinions, but every sane country is always going to put its interests first - the only question is where it puts the interests of the world at large. Somehow, I get the feeling that trumpie's speech wasn't about putting that second...
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@CreatedToDislikeThis said in America First:
Not to derail the thread to opinions
Please don't, or this'll end up garage-bait >.>
@Zecc I only saw the first of these, it was hilarious. Thanks for finding the rest!
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@Yamikuronue - I'm not going to let the garage scare me into not expressing my opinions -
It's their responsibility to avoid ruining this thread.
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It reminds me of the movie Head of State, where the oppositions campaign revolved around the line "God bless America, and no place else" and everybody cheered each time he said it.
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@CreatedToDislikeThis said in America First:
It's their responsibility to avoid ruining this thread.
And it's my cat's responsibility not to vomit on my bedclothes, but I don't expect him to suddanly shape up now ;)
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@Yamikuronue MAKE VOMITING ON BEDCLOTHES GREAT AGAIN
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@Yamikuronue said in America First:
suddanly
I see that @accalia has already liked your post, so I guess I've been
'd.
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@asdf said in America First:
@Yamikuronue said in America First:
suddanly
I see that @accalia has already liked your post, so I guess I've been
'd.why are you quoting that word? is nothing wrong with it?
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@accalia said in America First:
is nothing wrong with it?
Everything's wrong with everything right now, so it's hard to tell.
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@asdf Make spelling grate again.
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@asdf said in America First:
@accalia said in America First:
is nothing wrong with it?
Everything's wrong with everything right now, so it's hard to tell.
I know. Scuttlebut has that the game last night makes the imfamous half time wardrobe malfunction inconsequential.
I know they're probably pulling my leg on that one, but right now i'm happy imagining that both teams simultaneously depantsed at the end of the third quarter, so i'm not going to actually do any research and destroy the happy image.
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@accalia said in America First:
@asdf said in America First:
@Yamikuronue said in America First:
suddanly
I see that @accalia has already liked your post, so I guess I've been
'd.why are you quoting that word? is nothing wrong with it?
Depends on if she meant that something happened without warning or quickly or something or in the manner of a genocidal civil war.
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@boomzilla said in America First:
@accalia said in America First:
@asdf said in America First:
@Yamikuronue said in America First:
suddanly
I see that @accalia has already liked your post, so I guess I've been
'd.why are you quoting that word? is nothing wrong with it?
Depends on if she meant that something happened without warning or quickly or something or in the manner of a genocidal civil war.
this is a cat we're talking about. it could be either, or both.
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@loopback0 said in America First:
MAKE VOMITING ON BEDCLOTHES GREAT AGAIN
This Brexit thing can't go fast enough
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Putting clients first by putting employees first. Immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibility and leveraging profitability toward exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
-- Phil Ken Sebben (from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law)
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@mikehurley WARRRGARBLE
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@loopback0 said in America First:
@Yamikuronue MAKE VOMITING ON BEDCLOTHES GREAT AGAIN
It'll be a yuuuuge vomit! The biggest vomit!
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@accalia Basically, everything interesting happened in the last quarter, plus a few minutes. But it was all "normal" football stuff, nothing
at all.I did really like what Hyundai did.
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@accalia said in America First:
both teams simultaneously depantsed at the end of the third quarter
I think everyone in Atlanta would have preferred that to what actually happened.
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@JBert said in America First:
@mikehurley WARRRGARBLE
It's also important to read that in Stephen Colbert's voice since he voiced that character. :)
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@masonwheeler said in America First:
@loopback0 said in America First:
@Yamikuronue MAKE VOMITING ON BEDCLOTHES GREAT AGAIN
It'll be a yuuuuge vomit! The biggest vomit!
My friend had to clean that up this weekend. Small dogs produce nasty things. (Her brand new RV trailer is now properly christened)
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@Zecc Denmark was the best, and Netherlands, then Germany
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@dse said in America First:
@Zecc Denmark was the best, and Netherlands, then Germany
I quite liked Switzerland's too, but I tend to agree.
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@anotherusername said in America First:
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o/ fbmac! long time no see! love the new face!
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@accalia I meant to discard it, as I thought it started out funny but quickly devolved into trying too hard. Much like that Skittles commercial...
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Austria
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlcJbydklcU#t=103Czech Republic
https://youtu.be/yBiRTIQcO1sCroatia:
https://youtu.be/CJqUcGBDXkEMoldova:
https://youtu.be/380xwSXnzeUItaly. Fun fact: someone I know knows someone from Italy who had no idea Nintendo's Mario was supposed to be Italian and have an accent. :D
https://youtu.be/hpMcf83glaYPoland. I had trouble understanding it. The subtitles are in Polish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1ZoJ6XCVgQNamibia: emoji in subtitles... interesting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpKdOEv6VyoMorocco
https://youtu.be/FVJ1nSYP7asAustralia's has a stupid laughing track
and isn't very funny. :/I re-seen it. It's no so bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7RvBfZL1D8#t=147Bulgaria also has a laughing track. Hgghgh. Slightly funnier IMO.
https://youtu.be/tYNMgiJ-1b0I swear I'd pay for a button that lets you slap at a distance the people who put "[Official]" on YouTube titles.
Fortunately, wantstobesecond.eu / itsgreat.eu link to the real ones.
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@Zecc said in America First:
Fortunately, wantstobesecond.eu / itsgreat.eu link to the real ones.
Ew, I don't like their new interface. Can I just have a list, please? Thankfully I have this thread instead.
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I missed Slovenia.
America first... Slovenia second (OFFICIAL) – 03:41
— Ta teden z Juretom Godlerjem
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Click this page. It's huge. Like Donalds hands. It's the funniest website in the world! Believe us!
No.
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@Zecc
Poland wins based purely on the clickbait image
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@Zecc said in America First:
Poland. I had trouble understanding it.
Might be because it's from Polish youtubers targeted at Polish audience. There are way too many inside jokes for anyone foreign to comprehend. Also you need to know something about Polish politics, like who the fuck is this priest he's talking about, and what other Donalds and ducks we hate and for what.
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@Gąska I think it's possible to get the gist of it.
I think it's funny the video saying 95% of the population, including the narrator, doesn't speak English is the least understandable (for me anyway).
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@Zecc he's not exaggerating; he's flat out wrong here - literally everyone under 30 speaks English to some degree, and most of the 30-50 group. Older people not so much (because of the Iron Curtain), but overall, you can get by in Poland speaking just English. Unlike France or Spain.
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@Gąska said in America First:
you can get by in Poland speaking just English. Unlike France or Spain.
Follow the standard British abroad approach. Just speak louder and slower!
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@dkf reminds me of a joke about a Pole in UK trying to buy a metal cutting saw. Sadly it's untranslatable.
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@Gąska And what about the two Germans coming to a posh holiday resort, and wanting to pass for British tourists (*)? They go to the bar and ask "two martinis, please". The barman then asks "dry?" to which they scream "nein, zwei!"
(*) for no other reason than making the joke possible, I guess...
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@remi That's one of my favourite jokes, but the one I know is that the Germans are spies, which does give them a reason.
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@coldandtired Ah, yes. But... DON'T MENTION THE WAR!
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@remi said in America First:
@coldandtired Ah, yes. But... DON'T MENTION THE WAR!
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@remi at first I thought you were talking about the German couple in Casablanca We are speaking nothing but english now... – 00:42
— Ewalldinho
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@homoBalkanus No, @RaceProUK got it right. But that's a typical Brit reference, so I would have been disappointed that someone named something-UK did not...
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@remi said in America First:
(*) for no other reason than making the joke possible, I guess...
To avoid alerting their fellow pool-goers to the fact that their sun-loungers are in danger, obviously.
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@dkf Wait, I thought that was us...
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@dcon said in America First:
@dkf Wait, I thought that was us...
At least you're not French, whose response is to just mumble condescendingly even more, since if you don't understand the glorious French language then you obviously don't deserve whatever it is they want to tell you.
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@Maciejasjmj I was once at a week-long school trip in France. One day, I've had an issue that I needed to give 20 euro to a friend, but only had whole 50 euro bill. In the lobby, I ran into our French guide/host/guardian, so I thought he could break it to lower denominations for me. I tried to explain to him what I wanted, but after two minutes of extensive gesturing and repeating "twenty", I gave up and we went to find our Polish guide/host/guardian, who doubled as a translator.
