Jesus christ.
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Why would someone make such a monstrocity like this?
http://www.ingenfeld.de/ (Warning: bandwidth and cpu intensive)
Moderator's note: NSFW
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Maybe his guide dog was sick that day?
I think it's fairly safe to assume it was a "he".
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Words cannot describe my disgustedness.
@1024 said:
Why would someone make such a monstrosity like this?
Perhaps a combination of cocaine, preëxisting insanity, and datura? Seriously, this is even worse than my English professor's webpages.
Another WTF is that, as far as I can tell, it works on things other than IE. Save for a few issues which I... assume... were not designed (overlapping text, et cetera), the page displayed correctly (and as retina-burning as ever) in Konqueror.
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God I was that site was in English so that I could read the insanity coming from it.
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That guy in the left corner obviously wants to lose some weight.
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Oh. My. God. It's... horrible. Sick, sick, sick and horrible.
I don't think it's possible to single out any particular aspect of that site as more horrifying than the rest, but... what's the deal with the creepy-eyed green teddy bear, anyway?
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It's the ACID4 test.
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Looks like just a ton of ads laid on top of eachother, with no regard to positioning. Almost artistic.
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I agree, Jesus christ is a WTF. I didn't buy it, I'm still waiting for the upgrade.
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At least, it looks like it was a deliberate design decision, (if I translated Google translate right), rather then a noob gone nuts with click and drag.
But at least he's not living in it... http://www.pbase.com/sigsegv/image/3826483
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+1 for having a hot anime chick that flashes her boobies!! Horray for boobies!
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www.frnz.de is older and even worse, I think.
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Last time I saw colors like that was on Oracle's Java test suite circa 1998. (Why they had to write their own acid-test widgets we'll never know).
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@amischiefr said:
-1 for having another image immediately pop up overtop of it.+1 for having a hot anime chick that flashes her boobies!! Horray for boobies!
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I'm impressed. The guy is a true master of his art. I mean, how many of you could come up with something this good? It takes talent!
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Maybe the aim of this page was solely the CPU test results at the bottom of the page.
I am very happy to know my laptop can render websites like this with ease - i am so happy it was worth every penny towards intel.
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But you have to love the infinite horizontal scrolling...
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I'm afraid to look, mainly because I'm at work, but how does it compare to [url]http://www.timecube.com/[/url]?
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@Quietust said:
I'm afraid to look, mainly because I'm at work, but how does it compare to http://www.timecube.com/?
It's worse...its so many more times worse that I just can't describe.
So you don't miss out on it, I've taken the liberty of taking a screenshot, but it just doesn't do it any justice because of the animations, etc.
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@Quietust said:
I'm afraid to look, mainly because I'm at work, but how does it compare to http://www.timecube.com/?
hahahahaha that site is just the kind of amusement i was looking for:
i will now go and debunk the closing time at the pub.