The Expert
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Any of you ever feel like this poor guy?
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Oh look, uploaded in 2014. What took you so long to post it?
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@JBert It took a while to get the lines right...
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@masonwheeler said in The Expert:
@JBert It took a while to get the lines right...
Those transparent ones aren't perpendicular...
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@JBert said in The Expert:
Oh look, uploaded in 2014. What took you so long to post it?
And btw, I remember seeing the video on this forum a 3+ times already, and I'm not reading most threads. :P
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This video makes we want to shoot all of the non-experts and give the expert a sympathy fuck. Then shoot myself.
Not sure if I want to shoot the expert before I off myself...
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@masonwheeler said in The Expert:
It took a while to get the lines right...
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@Karla said in The Expert:
This video makes we want to shoot all of the non-experts and give the expert a sympathy fuck. Then shoot myself.
Not sure if I want to shoot the expert before I off myself...
Do the Lorne thing. Shoot the expert before the fuck.
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@Mikael_Svahnberg said in The Expert:
@Karla said in The Expert:
This video makes we want to shoot all of the non-experts and give the expert a sympathy fuck. Then shoot myself.
Not sure if I want to shoot the expert before I off myself...
Do the Lorne thing. Shoot the expert before the fuck.
I'm not really into fucking dead guys...no matter how much I look up to @Lorne-Kates .
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@masonwheeler said in The Expert:
Any of you ever feel like this poor guy?
Every other day, but with less meetings (for now).
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@Karla said in The Expert:
shoot all of the non-experts
Ok...
@Karla said in The Expert:
give the expert a sympathy fuck
You have my attention...
@Karla said in The Expert:
shoot myself.
OMG WTF HOW DID THIS GO SO WRONG?!?!
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YouTube suggested this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNWt0VuMbHA&user=xhellas
I thought their camera was having focus issues because it kept blurring in the manner typical of an autofocus mechanism, but after about 20 seconds I realized it was just my own optics apparently glitching out...
Video saved for analysis...
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@Tsaukpaetra This is the solution I first saw:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7MIJP90biM
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@LB_ said in The Expert:
@Tsaukpaetra This is the solution I first saw:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7MIJP90biMSame, but that one didn't cause focus issues in my vision system. :P
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@Karla said in The Expert:
no matter how much I look up to @Lorne-Kates .
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@Maciejasjmj On red paper?
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@flabdablet said in The Expert:
[Video #1]
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Expert:
YouTube suggested this video.
[Video #2]
@LB_ said in The Expert:
This is the solution I first saw:
[Video #1]Hey guys, I saw this solution:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7MIJP90biM
And then I saw this one:
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This problem needs seven video solutions, all of them the same length, some longer than the others, some rendered as a JPEG, and one of a lolcat featuring an orly owl.
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@Onyx said in The Expert:
a lolcat featuring an orly owl.
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FTFY
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Expert:
@Karla said in The Expert:
shoot all of the non-experts
Ok...
@Karla said in The Expert:
give the expert a sympathy fuck
You have my attention...
@Karla said in The Expert:
shoot myself.
OMG WTF HOW DID THIS GO SO WRONG?!?!
The expert is ABSOLUTELY BAD at fucking ?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Expert:
@Karla said in The Expert:
shoot all of the non-experts
Ok...
@Karla said in The Expert:
give the expert a sympathy fuck
You have my attention...
@Karla said in The Expert:
shoot myself.
OMG WTF HOW DID THIS GO SO WRONG?!?!
I didn't want to go to jail for shooting the non-experts.
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@masonwheeler COMEDY SKETCH! FUNNY! (HILLARIOUS LOL)
Fucking YouTube video titles.
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@TimeBandit said in The Expert:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Expert:
@Karla said in The Expert:
shoot all of the non-experts
Ok...
@Karla said in The Expert:
give the expert a sympathy fuck
You have my attention...
@Karla said in The Expert:
shoot myself.
OMG WTF HOW DID THIS GO SO WRONG?!?!
The expert is ABSOLUTELY BAD at fucking ?
See previous response about not wanting to go to jail.
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@Karla said in The Expert:
I didn't want to go to jail for shooting the non-experts.
Then, don't leave any witness: shoot the expert afterwards.
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@Karla said in The Expert:
I'm not really into fucking dead guys...no matter how much I look up to @Lorne-Kates .
I don't blame you. There's a lot of logistics involved with timing and blood flow, etc. And if you get it wrong, you have to wait for rigor mortus to set in before you can do anything fun.
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ok muting now, scrolling through those videos broke white balance due to hitherto unknown visual system command....
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Expert:
ok muting now, scrolling through those videos broke white balance due to hitherto unknown visual system command....
Computers, everyone.
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@TimeBandit said in The Expert:
@Karla said in The Expert:
I didn't want to go to jail for shooting the non-experts.
Then, don't leave any witness: shoot the expert afterwards.
There is still disposal of the bodies, the weapon, blood, mess, GSR...
I don't think I can handle the clean up.
I'm just not that good at cleaning.
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@Lorne-Kates said in The Expert:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Expert:
ok muting now, scrolling through those videos broke white balance due to hitherto unknown visual system command....
Computers, everyone.
The future of human interaction!
Edit: fuck! Dammit jellypotato!
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@Karla said in The Expert:
There is still disposal of the bodies, the weapon, blood, mess, GSR...
I don't think I can handle the clean up.
I'm just not that good at cleaning.Simpsons, Season 13, episode 14
Marge: No way I'm cleaning up this mess :kills self:
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@TimeBandit LOL EXACTLY that.
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@Karla said in The Expert:
I'm just not that good at cleaning.
But the patriarchy tells me that all women were created explicitly for cooking and cleaning! :Kappa: </s>
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@izzion said in The Expert:
But the patriarchy tells me that all women were created explicitly for cooking and cleaning!
One day, you will discover other things women are good for
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@izzion said in The Expert:
@Karla said in The Expert:
I'm just not that good at cleaning.
But the
patriarchyfeminist story about the patriarchy tells me that all women were created explicitly for cooking and cleaning! :Kappa: </s>FTFY
It is a wonder any man would want such a failure of a woman at all.
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Yeesh. I didn't say "all women were created for was..."
Also, pretend I came up with a snarky, actually mildly funny comment about them doing something while they stay home eating bon-bons while the man earns all the money. My brain's checked out early for the holidays and I can't come up with a way to actually make it sound even remotely funny today :P
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@izzion said in The Expert:
Also, pretend I came up with a snarky, actually mildly funny comment
I did.
Wasn't funny enough to deserve a like, though.
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@izzion Well pretend my response was funny. I meant it to be.
While you are at it can you pretend my response to you in the Pokemon thread was funny...I thought that was a good one.
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@Karla
It was definitely funnier than my post that it responded to. Neither of us were doing all that well in the double-entendre category though.I always get performance anxiety when I try to make a double-entendre. I wonder if there's a blue pill for that...
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@izzion Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill?
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@masonwheeler said in The Expert:
@izzion Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill?
If you're alone, what's the point ?
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@Karla said in The Expert:
@TimeBandit said in The Expert:
@Karla said in The Expert:
I didn't want to go to jail for shooting the non-experts.
Then, don't leave any witness: shoot the expert afterwards.
There is still disposal of the bodies, the weapon, blood, mess, GSR...
I don't think I can handle the clean up.
I'm just not that good at cleaning.Simple. Trick them into an industrial incinerator, a la The Island. Shooting them is now optional. ;)
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@abarker Is there an option to make out with Scarlett Johansson?
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@masonwheeler Get to the back of the queue
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@izzion said in The Expert:
@Karla
It was definitely funnier than my post that it responded to. Neither of us were doing all that well in the double-entendre category though.I always get performance anxiety when I try to make a double-entendre. I wonder if there's a blue pill for that...
I'm pretty sure I literally LOLed at your double entendre which is why I was so disappointed that I got no response from my post.
I thought maybe you thought I didn't get it.
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@masonwheeler said in The Expert:
@abarker Is there an option to make out with Scarlett Johansson?
me too!!!!!
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@loopback0 said in The Expert:
@masonwheeler Get to the back of the queue
OK, now to really kick off a flamewar:
Is Scarlett Johansson hotter as a blonde or as a redhead?