Taking security seriously
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The IT dept of my fortune 100 company is always thinking of ways to screw us over ^b^b^b^b^b^b I mean increase information security. To that end, their most recent campaign is to wipe out illicit ftp downloads from the inter-tubez. So we're only allowed to ftp stuff from an approved list of sites.
Today as I was filling out the form to get a couple of our known download sites approved, I happened to notice a link on the IT dept's security website: Haikus. That's right! Information security is so darned important that we have to get the word out any way possible. So to be a Good Citizen, I informed my manager that I was going to spend the rest of the week composing IT security Haikus.
But then I thought of the best one of all and decided I didn't need to spend the rest of the week after all. (He was relieved.) Here it is:
You scum of the earth
Unless you get prior approval
No more ftp for you
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@jetcitywoman said:
But then I thought of the best one of all and decided I didn't need to spend the rest of the week after all. (He was relieved.) Here it is:
You scum of the earth
Unless you get
priorapprovalNo more ftp
for youFTFY
(It's 5 syllables, 7, 5.)
Otherwise, very nice.
*golf clap*