Hell's Kernel
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It's a pity coding doesn't film. Otherwise we could have an elimination reality show where the host, , puts a bunch of nincompoops through a development challenge and gets sweary at the results.
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@Greybeard
Oooh, and then the follow-on series "Coding Disasters", where our intrepid hero gets to stand around looking put on for 15 minutes while the "client" shows him all the things that are dead wrong about their application, the "hero" makes some brusque suggestions, one of the "client's managers" gets snippy, vulgar, and defensive in response, and then a big shouting match results in the "cops" being called! All totally candid and 100% definitely positively not staged, just like Jerry Springer!
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@izzion said in Hell's Kernel:
@Greybeard
Oooh, and then the follow-on series "Coding Disasters", where our intrepid herogets to stand around looking put on for 15 minutes while the "client" shows him all the things that are dead wrong about their application, the "hero" makes some brusque suggestions, one of the "client's managers" gets snippy, vulgar, and defensive in response, and then a big shouting match results in the "cops" being called! All totally candid and 100% definitely positively not staged, just like Jerry Springer!installs DiscourseThere, slightly more doable.
Slightly.
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@Onyx And we all know how this will end
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@Greybeard said in Hell's Kernel:
It's a pity coding doesn't film. Otherwise we could have an elimination reality show where the host, , puts a bunch of nincompoops through a development challenge and gets sweary at the results.
Flagged for libel.
(Implying that @cartman82 is Linus. Fuck you hard, man)
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@Greybeard said in Hell's Kernel:
we could have an elimination reality show where the host puts a bunch of nincompoops through a development challenge and gets sweary at the results
so basically lkml
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@Greybeard said in Hell's Kernel:
the host,
Holy shit I think this is the first time anyone has used that emoji apart from the posts about the emoji being added.
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@ben_lubar said in Hell's Kernel:
@Greybeard said in Hell's Kernel:
the host,
Holy shit I think this is the first time anyone has used that emoji apart from the posts about the emoji being added.
Merry Emojimas, Charlie Brown!
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@Lorne-Kates said in Hell's Kernel:
@ben_lubar said in Hell's Kernel:
@Greybeard said in Hell's Kernel:
the host,
Holy shit I think this is the first time anyone has used that emoji apart from the posts about the emoji being added.
Merry Emojimas, Charlie Brown!
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@Tsaukpaetra What I want to know is why the emoji isn't dual-wielding katanas.
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@ScholRLEA said in Hell's Kernel:
why the emoji isn't dual-wielding katanas.
something to do with toes
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The Linux Colonel
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@El_Heffe Better than General Protection Fault
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@TimeBandit said in Hell's Kernel:
@El_Heffe Better than General Protection Fault
The webcomics thread is
Filed under: It was good until it was all about alien dopplegangers
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@anonymous234 said in Hell's Kernel:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Hell's Kernel:
Uuuh... WTF is that emoji meant to convey?
giggity snapshot? I mean, I thought that was obvious...
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Better idea: we put a bunch of FOSS project maintainers and yell at them for every bad decision they take.
"YOU DON'T SERVE YOUR USERS RAW CONFIGURATION FILES YOU IDIOT"
"WHY THE FUCK DID YOU PUT HALF THE PROGRAM LOGIC IN A SHELL SCRIPT?"
"What do you mean you break all the plugins on every update?!"
"You had 14 years of funding and your interface still looks like it was made for Windows 98!"
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@anonymous234 Hey now, we've had our interface since before Windows at all.
Of course, this year we're making it look slightly better. At last.
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@Magus said in Hell's Kernel:
this year we're making it look slightly
betteruglier while completely breaking its API againGTK'd that for you
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@anonymous234 said in Hell's Kernel:
Better idea: we put a bunch of FOSS project maintainers and yell at them for every bad decision they take.
Every one?
There aren't enough man hours in the infinite universe for that.
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@flabdablet said in Hell's Kernel:
@Magus said in Hell's Kernel:
this year we're making it look slightly
betteruglier while completely breaking its API againGTK'd that for you
Yup. Btw, I think that the "Flat UI" theme is uglier than the glossy theme too, and I'm not the only one who shares the thought.
Certainly it make some kind of UI creation much easier, such as multiline table header and buttons, but internally, I feel I'm making the UI for DOS GUI programs.
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@cheong said in Hell's Kernel:
I think that the "Flat UI" theme is uglier than the glossy theme too
You and me both.
Shape, apparent texture and colour are all vital cues and the GTK3 flat themes just destroy all of them. I have enough trouble already with eyeballs that skid uncontrollably across fields of icons. Making them all the same colours and roughly the same overall brightness makes that much, much worse.
And while I'm having a bit of a whinge: is with skinny little scroll bars that pop into view only when you hover over them, obscuring scroll pane content in the process? Every fucking fedora wearing fixie riding three day growth hipster fuckwad UX "expert" with a hard-on for fingerpainters' control surfaces thinks it's somehow OK to ruin the UI for everybody who prefers a real mouse? Fuck that noise.
Seems to me that the underlying problem here is that words like "discoverability" and "affordances" are too long for the Twitter generation. We ought to start a movement demanding that a11y = d13y + a9s. Then we might get somewhere.
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@anonymous234 said in Hell's Kernel:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Hell's Kernel:
Uuuh... WTF is that emoji meant to convey?
It was a test by @PJH IIRC.
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@flabdablet I don't know if GTK would be better or worse than the reality in this case. We have a custom client-server WPF monstrosity that sends large amounts of xaml around, after generating it by interpreting a 30yo programming language.
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@flabdablet said in Hell's Kernel:
And while I'm having a bit of a whinge: is with skinny little scroll bars that pop into view only when you hover over them, obscuring scroll pane content in the process? Every fucking fedora wearing fixie riding three day growth hipster fuckwad UX "expert" with a hard-on for fingerpainters' control surfaces thinks it's somehow OK to ruin the UI for everybody who prefers a real mouse? Fuck that noise.
Yeah, thanks, Microsoft, for following that hipster idea and making it almost impossible to use scrolling windows with this idiotic touch-screen-that-windows-doesn't-know-is-a-touch-screen device!
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@flabdablet said in Hell's Kernel:
We ought to start a movement demanding that a11y = d13y + a9s. Then we might get somewhere.
What does an angle drill and a couple of HTC phones got to do with accessibility?
Jokes aside, I guess d13y is discoverability, but I'm having trouble with a9s.
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@Zecc said in Hell's Kernel:
@flabdablet said in Hell's Kernel:
We ought to start a movement demanding that a11y = d13y + a9s. Then we might get somewhere.
What does an angle drill and a couple of HTC phones got to do with accessibility?
Jokes aside, I guess d13y is discoverability, but I'm having trouble with a9s.
"discoverability" and "affordances" are too long for the Twitter generation.
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@bb36e I somehow missed that. Thanks.
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@flabdablet said in Hell's Kernel:
@cheong said in Hell's Kernel:
I think that the "Flat UI" theme is uglier than the glossy theme too
You and me both.
Shape, apparent texture and colour are all vital cues and the GTK3 flat themes just destroy all of them. I have enough trouble already with eyeballs that skid uncontrollably across fields of icons. Making them all the same colours and roughly the same overall brightness makes that much, much worse.
And while I'm having a bit of a whinge: is with skinny little scroll bars that pop into view only when you hover over them, obscuring scroll pane content in the process? Every fucking fedora wearing fixie riding three day growth hipster fuckwad UX "expert" with a hard-on for fingerpainters' control surfaces thinks it's somehow OK to ruin the UI for everybody who prefers a real mouse? Fuck that noise.
Seems to me that the underlying problem here is that words like "discoverability" and "affordances" are too long for the Twitter generation. We ought to start a movement demanding that a11y = d13y + a9s. Then we might get somewhere.
I read this in the voice of Yahtzee.
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@error works for me.
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@Zecc Biscuits.