A Message from Our President-Elect
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@Captain obvious Photoshop. His fingers are not that long.
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@Polygeekery Really? You mean he doesn't actually have five fingers and a thumb on his right hand?
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@mott555 well, the lizard lady only has three, he's compensating for her.
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@Polygeekery said in A Message from Our President-Elect:
@Captain obvious Photoshop. His fingers are not that long.
Something something small hands
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@sloosecannon
Why do you have an extra finger?
To better grab your pussy!
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@sloosecannon You've just been added to Trump's "to-sue" list.
Thankfully after this campaign, his backlog is already decades long.
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I know this has been posted before, but it's still relevant: the saddest thing about Trump is not that he insults people, but rather how he insults people:
http://i.imgur.com/rY2Tg3a.jpg
His insults are so damn bad that I could use them against @
on this forum and people would side with him.
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@anonymous234 I wish that was a link, so I can post "Children! Please!"
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To be fair, Danny's wasn't all that great either.
"Here's one I've been working on: [dry lame joke that barely passes and is only funny in comparison to Trump's comeback."
"Maybe you should outsource comebacks to China"
"[Another outsource to china]"
"[Another outsource to china]"
After seeing this series of tweets, I'm pretty confident that I can safely avoid Modern Family.
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@xaade said in A Message from Our President-Elect:
After seeing this series of tweets, I'm pretty confident that I can safely avoid Modern Family.
It's a really funny show.
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@boomzilla said in A Message from Our President-Elect:
@xaade said in A Message from Our President-Elect:
After seeing this series of tweets, I'm pretty confident that I can safely avoid Modern Family.
It's a really funny show.
I watched it, but it's humor was limited by its incessant whining over trivial stuff.
I mean, if they were all 20 something young newlyweds, it would be more believable.
It felt like the worst episodes of 2 1/2 men.
"But I want the kid to wear blue for the photo." "I want him to wear red." "Oh no, we picked separate colors, are we having a relationship problem?"
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@anonymous234 eh, to be fair, @DannyZucker wasn't much better. "racist, hypocritical, multiple bankruptcy"? Did he get those verbatim off the liberal talking point note cards they handed out? And "every picture you post of yourself is a dick pic"... well, that's almost creative, except it sounds like something he could've found here:
Actually he should probably just steal all his insults from there; it'd be a giant step up from whatever he was using before.
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@xaade said in A Message from Our President-Elect:
I watched it, but it's humor was limited by its incessant whining over trivial stuff.
Uh, yeah, it's a sitcom.
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@boomzilla said in A Message from Our President-Elect:
@xaade said in A Message from Our President-Elect:
I watched it, but it's humor was limited by its incessant whining over trivial stuff.
Uh, yeah, it's a sitcom.
When I want to watch incessant whining over trivial stuff, I watch a fake news show with a name ending with "Show", not a sitcom.
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@ben_lubar said in A Message from Our President-Elect:
When I want to watch incessant whining over trivial stuff, I watch a fake news show with a name ending with "Show", not a sitcom.
Just keep off my lawn and we'll get along.
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@boomzilla said in A Message from Our President-Elect:
Uh, yeah, it's a sitcom.
Remember when sitcoms were actually interesting and funny?
Things have really gone downhill since Home Improvement went off the air. (Note: not implying correlation/causation; just that that's about the time when things started really going downhill.)
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@masonwheeler said in A Message from Our President-Elect:
Remember when sitcoms were actually interesting and funny?
@masonwheeler said in A Message from Our President-Elect:
Things have really gone downhill since Home Improvement went off the air.
You may have just identified the moment in your life when your cynicism passed a certain threshold.
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@error No, because I can go back and watch old episodes of stuff like Home Improvement and still find it enjoyable today.
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@masonwheeler said in A Message from Our President-Elect:
@boomzilla said in A Message from Our President-Elect:
Uh, yeah, it's a sitcom.
Remember when sitcoms were actually interesting and funny?
Yes, a few nights ago, in fact! But stuff that one person loves will be equally hated by another. I'm OK with this.
Things have really gone downhill since Home Improvement went off the air. (Note: not implying correlation/causation; just that that's about the time when things started really going downhill.)
We love watching his new on, Last Man Standing. He's a composite of me, my father and my father in law.
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@Polygeekery said in A Message from Our President-Elect:
@Captain obvious Photoshop. His fingers are not that long.
Don't tell Monica
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@Helix said in A Message from Our President-Elect:
@Polygeekery said in A Message from Our President-Elect:
@Captain obvious Photoshop. His fingers are not that long.
Don't tell Monica
No one tells Monica anything. Up to and including "duck".
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@sloosecannon said in A Message from Our President-Elect:
Something something small hands
Apparently, Jeremy Beadle had a small cock, but in the other hand it was quite large.
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@PJH I bet it looked quite large in that hand. Just think all the fun he could've had sexting if he was born in the era of internet-connected smartphones.
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